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"I believe you. What if it is Sputnik, or a flying saucer from Mars? I bet we could find it."
"[after seeing Giant] So, I guess you're not gonna hurt me? [Giant drops the shut-off switch] The shut-off switch. You saw me save you. [Giant looks at him innocently] So... where are you from? You came from the sky, right? From up there? [Giant looks up] Don't you remember anything? Hmm, maybe it's that bump from your head. [Giant places his finger on his head, feeling the dent] Do you talk? You know words? "Blah, blah, blah," like that? Can you do that? Blah, blah, blah?"
"Wig out, it means crazy. You know like, uh- [makes a crazy face and babbles; Giant mimics him] No, no! Don't do that! That's the kind of stuff that makes them shoot at you."
"[he has just had espresso with Dean, and is not used to its effects] So, she moved me up a grade because I wasn't fitting in, so now I'm even more not fitting in. I was getting good grades, you know, like all 'A's. So my mom says, "You need stimulation" and I go, "No, I'm stimulated enough right now. "So, she says, "Uh-uh. You don't have a challenge. You need a challenge." So now I'm challenged, all right. I'm challenged to hold on to my lunch money because of all the big mooses who want to pound me, because I'm a shrimpy dork who thinks he's smarter than them. But I don't think I'm smarter, I just do the stupid homework. If everyone else just did the stupid homework, they could move up a grade and get pounded too. Is there any more coffee?"
"[trying to get the Giant to come to his senses] It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose."
"Two nights ago, at approximately 1900 hours (7:00 P.M.), S.A.T com radar detected an unidentified flying object entering Earth's atmosphere, losing contact with it two-and-a-half miles off the coast of Rockwell. Some assumed it was a large meteor, or a downed satellite, but my office in Washington received a call from someone reporting an actual encounter with the object. This is no meteor, gentlemen, this is something much more serious."
"Hey, mind if I ask you a few questions there, buckaroo? Now, why would you tell your mom about a giant robot, slugger? So, what'd you see at the power station, huh, tiger? Tell anyone else about this, buddy? How big is this thing, Ranger? Been in the forest lately, Junior? Hey, where you goin'? Champ? Slugger? Hey, Cowboy, where you goin'? Where you goin'?"
"Would you say grace, please?"
"Aww, now I do."
"[still talking with Dean] Hmm, I see why Hogarth sneaks out here."
"Sorry, kid. I didn't really see anything. But if we don't stick up for the kooks, who will?"
"That's for sure."
"You mean, you know about that?"
"[sternly] Step outside, Mansley."
"Go to Code Red! Repeat, Code Red!"
"I'm telling the truth, dang it! It came from outer space. I saw it! And it was headed toward land. I called the government in Washington. Maybe it was a sputnik, or... or an invader from Mars. That's what it is, an invader from Mars! It was a spaceship of some kind. An unidentified flying object..."
"Some secrets are too huge to hide."
"The story of a boy and a giant from another world who became a hero on this one!"
"Something humongous is among us."
"It came from outer space!"
"Eli Marienthal ― Hogarth William Hughes"
"Vin Diesel ― The Iron Giant"
"Harry Connick, Jr. ― Dean Jeffrey McCoppin"
"Christopher McDonald ― Kent James Mansley"
"Jennifer Aniston ― Anne Margaret "Annie" Hughes"
"Cloris Leachman ― Mrs. Lynley Tensedge"
"James Gammon ― Foreman Marv Loach/Floyd Turbeaux"
"John Mahoney ― General Shannon Rogard"
"M. Emmet Walsh ― Earl Stutz"
"Phil Proctor ― Soldiers"
"[repeated lines.] It’s-a me, Mario! Let's-a go! Oh yeah, Mario time! Wahoo! So long-a, Bowser! Mamma Mia!"
"That is not a commercial. That is cinema."
"Our mom called, and she said: Oh, boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen! And I said: Thank you very much, Mother, we're very proud of it. So, boom!"
"Are you insane? He's three times your size!"
"Haha! Yes! You just got a-Luigied."
"I finally found it. And now, no one can stop me!"
"My army: Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are."
"Of course she hates me! But that makes me love her all the more. Her heart shaped bangs, that way she floats in the breeze, her immovable tiara, and when she sees this star, oh-ho-ho-ho, wedding bells!"
"Maybe you should reconsider."
"LAUNCH THE BOMBER BILL AND DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!"
"MARIO! You want this?! You RUINED my wedding! I was FINALLY gonna be happy! Now you will suffer... LIKE ME! You really thought you could stop me? You worthless, weak little nothing. COME OUT AND FIGHT! Or are you too scared?! [chuckles] Just what I thought."
"We are going to stop Bowser."
"He won't even notice it probably, cause you're very, very small."
"Well, okay. Let's see what you're made of."
"They're all counting on us. No pressure."
"He's... not important!"
"Oh, so many. I was not good at it. Worse than you."
"If you're going to use it, use it now."
"I'd never marry a monster."
"NO! No, Mario!"
"Do not touch that mushroom, you'll die! Oh, I'm sorry. That one is perfectly fine."
"Pretty impressive, am I right?"
"Okay, so they're messing with you. And... I don't like it. Ahhhhhh!"
"I fear nothing."
"I am more than a guy who smashes things!!!"
"Chris Pratt — Mario"
"Anya Taylor-Joy — Princess Peach"
"Charlie Day — Luigi"
"Jack Black — Bowser"
"Keegan-Michael Key — Toad"
"Seth Rogen — Donkey Kong"
"Fred Armisen — Cranky Kong"
"Sebastian Maniscalco — Foreman Spike"
"Charles Martinet — Mario's Dad, Giuseppe"
"Kevin Michael Richardson — Kamek"
"Rino Romano — Uncle Tony"
"John DiMaggio — Uncle Arthur"
"Juliet Jelenic — Lumalee"
"Jessica DiCicco — Mario's Mom, Plumbing Commercial Woman, Mayor Pauline, Yellow Toad, Luigi's Bully, Baby Peach"
"Khary Payton — The Penguin King"
"Eric Bauza — Diddy Kong, Toad General"
"Scott Menville — Koopa General, Red Toad"
"Congratulations on your purchase of a Universal Dynamics Robot."
"Do you need assistance?"
"I do not have the programming to be a mother."
"Aggression detected. I see your problem."
"The processing that used to happens here, is now coming more from here."
"He's got to leave this island by fall."
"I will protect him."
"Sometimes to survive, we must become more than we were programmed to be."
"I already have a home. And I am a wild robot."
"[last words] Hello, I am Rozzum 7134. But you can call me Roz."
"[sighs] Exemplary day for swimming tests."
"Processing. Beep, beep, boop, boop."
"What happened, was not your fault. But what you did trying to fix is everything. I love you... Mom."
"You need to learn how things work in this island."
"Swimming's easy. I can teach him the way my mom taught me. Swim! [kicks Brightbill into the water]"
"He's a runt. His chances aren't super good."
"[at the geese who bullied Brightbill.] I'LL SEE YOU ALL FOR DINNER!!! THIS IS NOT OVER!!!"
"You were not easy to find."
"The good people at Universal Dynamics have programmed us to put our targets at ease, so as to more efficiently facilitate their collection. But don't worry. Despite my cheery demeanor, I am unfeeling, inflexible, and morally neutral."
"[last words] We will just keep coming until we have you!"
"Lupita Nyong'o - ROZZUM unit 7134 ("Roz")"
"Pedro Pascal - Fink"
"Kit Connor - Brightbill"
"Catherine O'Hara - Pinktail"
"Bill Nighy - Longneck"
"Stephanie Hsu - Vontra"
"Mark Hamill - Thorn"
"Matt Berry - Paddler"
"Ving Rhames - Thunderbolt"
"We're not afraid of nothing."
"[as he gets attacked by the gum monster] I barely even know you!"
"[gives Petunia a script] Here's the script, catch up on your own time."
"I hope that shatterproof glass can withstand the abuse."
"Situation is under control."
"There's no possible way two capable characters like us should screw that up."
"I just wanna know what kind of firepower this sucker is packing."
"As long as we stick together, we'll be all right."
"Let's… get… LOONEY!!!"
"D-Daffy, I said no cracks."
"Daffy, you did it again!"
"Can I go back to my r-r-room now?"
"That's a good little chew toy. It's time for the next phase of my plan. Soon this tangy, juicy gum will force the doomed inhabitants of this helpless little planet to bow before me, and my superior intellect. Then, I will take their most precious resource and make it all mine!"
"Time to get rid of them once and for all!"
"THAT DUCK IS COMPLETELY MAD!!!"
"That is one looney duck."
"To save the world, they'll have to stick together."
"Bursting onto the big screen. (Daffy Duck)"
"About to blow up around the world. (Porky Pig)"
"It all started with a bang."
"— , Old Lady"
"— The Invader"
"— Farmer Jim, Scientist"
"— Mrs. Grechit"
"Ruth Clampett — Waitress Maude"
"— Floor Manager"
"— Coffee Shop Customer, Spaceship Computer Voice"
"— News Anchor, Gary"
"Rachel Butera — Town Kid"
"Pete Browngardt — Bully, Roofer Joe"
"Nick Simotas — Flavor Scientist Male, Theater Audience Guy"
"I'm trying to get abducted… by aliens."
"I just wanna belong somewhere."
"So if any aliens are listening please come by and get me. Okay, bye, I love you."
"YES! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!!"
"This is the most beautiful place I've ever seen!"
"Back home, I didn't fit in. I always thought Earth was the problem, but what if it's me?"
"I've never had a friend before."
"Glordon, I am not fireproof!"
"No one's ever asked me my name before."
"Well, I like you, and you seem fine to me."
"I've never been called a friend before."
"Hi, Dad! I'm a bargaining chip!"
"Just get in my mouth."
"Unbelievable! Fighting on the beach, skipping school? Am I going to have to put a tracker on you?"
"You need to make friends."
"Your life isn't up there, Elio. It's down here."
"If I cannot join the Communiverse, then I shall take it by force! Prepare to be conquered!"
"This is who they send? You're more puny than expected."
"Let me remind you who you are dealing with! I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg… scourge of the Crab Nebula and a great father! Pull!"
"You will feel my wrath."
"[as Glordon laughs] What is that unholy sound?! Stop!"
"Are you prepared to become the greatest war machine in the universe? To make your enemies tremble at the sight of you?"
"My son cannot join those weaklings."
"I may not always understand you, but I still love you."
"The universe called… the wrong number."
"They asked for our leader. They got… him."
"Yonas Kibreab — Elio Solis/Other Elio"
"Zoe Saldana — Olga Solis"
"Remy Edgerly— Glordon/Other Glordon"
"Brandon Moon — Helix"
"Brad Garrett — Lord Grigon"
"Jameela Jamil — Questa"
"Dylan Gilmer — Bryce"
"Jake Getman — Caleb"
"Shirley Henderson — OOOOO"
"— Gunther Melmac"
"Anissa Borrego — Mira"
"— Diplo Ship"
"Bob Peterson - Universal Users Manual"
"Kate Mulgrew — Narrator of the Voyager 1 Museum Exhibit"
"— Colonel Markwell"
"So, let me get this straight. You created a fake animal which makes the other animals think you're an animal?"
"Guys, this is like Avatar!"
"Fellow animals, the humans has stolen their last inch of land from us! We gotta fight back!"
"You wanna live here, you better learn pond rules."
"Oh, I am clear in the rest of the day. Let's hear it from Mabel, everyone."
"Rule number one: don't be a stranger."
"Rule number two: when you gotta eat, eat."
"I offer you my fragrant soothing oils to calm you. It's good."
"Human. Nature."
"Act natural."
"— Mabel Tanaka"
"— King George"
"— Mayor Jerry Generazzo"
"Kathy Najimy — Dr. Sam"
"Eduardo Franco — Loaf"
"Tom Law — Tom Lizard"
"Sam Richardson — Conner"
"— Bird King"
"Steve Purcell — Amphibian King"
"— Fish Queen"
"— Reptile Queens"
"Meryl Streep — Insect Queen"
"Karen Huie — Grandma Tanaka"