107 quotes found
"Oh, hi, there. You scared the crap out of me. I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributors Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy."
"Wang, for love of Christ, you're an American now. Use a napkin."
"Seth MacFarlane — Himself / Larry Cummings / Steve / Lois Cummings / Man in underwear / Captain Kirk / Mr. Spock / Sulu / Ensign Skippee / British man / Jeremy / Tom Hanks / Alex Trebek / Preacher / God"
"Newt Gingrich — Himself (archive sound)"
"Han Chang — Wang"
"The Life of Larry on YouTube"
"Hi, there. My name's Steve. I'm a dog—in-in case you're, um, well, stupid."
"[to a passerby at the pound] Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you."
"Just my luck that the only person who could hear me had the IQ of a flank steak."
"I'm house-broken, I'm neutered, and I'm well-versed in the works of Chaucer."
"Luke, this is your landlord. You still haven't returned my weed whacker."
"Seth MacFarlane — Larry / Steve / Old man / Pilot / Ricky / Redneck / Scottsman / Kid in pound"
"Lori Alan — Cindy / Loudspeaker voice"
"Larry & Steve at the Big Cartoon DataBase"
"Larry & Steve on YouTube"
"Hugh Jackman as Gabriel Van Helsing"
"Dwight Schultz as Dr. Henry Jekyll"
"David Wenham as Friar Carl"
"Tress MacNeille as Queen Victoria"
"Alun Armstrong as Cardinal Jinette"
"[Narrating] When most people think of L.A., they think of the bright lights and glamor of Hollywood. But those lights cast dark shadows. Shadows that hide even darker secrets. My name is Corrigan. I'm a cop, and I have a few secrets of my own."
"[voice-over] Sometimes, there isn't a hell of a lot of satisfaction in my job. It's hard watching talented, beautiful people throw their lives away for nothing... But this is a town where fame and fortune too easily bring out the worst in people. When that happens, I'm here to avenge... That's my secret... I am The Spectre."
"Gary Cole - Jim Corrigan/The Spectre"
"Alyssa Milano - Aimee Brenner"
"Jeff Bennett - Foster Brenner, Peter McCoy, Flemming"
"Rob Paulsen - Drew Flynn, Lt. Brice, Deandre"
"Jon Polito - Police Captain"
"[first lines] My name is Red Doc. And I can whip any man in the house and ride any filly in the place."
"Thomas Jane - Jonah Hex"
"Linda Hamilton - Madame Lorraine"
"Michael Rooker - Red Doc"
"Jason Marsden - Young Man, Bartender"
"Michelle Trachtenberg - Bar Girl"
"Sorry I'm late. But you try changing clothes in a hybrid."
"Pat: [voice-over] And now Sylvester the Sky Man brings you up-to-the-minute traffic from our WST News chopper."
"Neal McDonough - Oliver Queen/Green Arrow"
"Ariel Winter - Princess Perdita"
"Malcolm McDowell - Arthur King/Merlyn the Magnificent"
"Grey DeLisle - Dinah Lance/Black Canary"
"Steven Blum - Count Vertigo"
"John DiMaggio - Merc 1"
"Eliza Dushku - Selina Kyle/Catwoman"
"John DiMaggio - Rough Cut, Motorcycle Dude"
"Liliana Mumy - Holly Robinson"
"Kevin Michael Richardson - Moe"
"Tara Strong - Buttermilk Skye"
"Cree Summer - Lily"
"Frank Graham as Narrator / Wolf / Showroom Announcer (uncredited)"
"Sara Berner as Red / Cigarette Girls (uncredited)"
"Elvia Allman as Grandma (uncredited)"
"Kent Rogers as Wolf (some lines) (uncredited)"
"Connie Russell as Red (singing voice) (uncredited)"
"Pinto Colvig as Wolf howls (uncredited)"
"Huh? Wha? 12 o'clock? It's too soon for noon!"
"[to Cindy Bear, after becoming savage with Boo Boo] HOME WRECKER!!!"
"Gosh, Yogi, we're indecent!"
"[putting up all sorts of signs] Man, keeping order in the forest is hard work! Ah, but it'll be worth it when I see the happy little eyes of the thankful woodland creatures..."
"Why wasn't it you, Yogi? Why didn't you go wild? It would have been easy then!"
"Wait till they get a load of my new rules, WHOA NELLIE! If I know Yogi, he won't last too long. And when he transgresses, I'll have him right where I want him!"
"Boo-Boo Bear, Tree (unvoiced)"
"Yogi Bear (unvoiced)"
"as Ranger John Smith, Moose"
"as Cindy Bear"
"as The Chief"
"Uh-heh! Kissed a cow."
"Folks, confidentially, I'm not the real grandma. I'm the wolf, see? Now, I'm supposed to eat Red Riding Hood all up, but I ain't a-gonna do it. All I'm going to do is chase her and catch her and kiss her and hug her and love her and hug her and... [giggle fit]"
"Daws Butler as City Wolf / Country Red. (uncredited)"
"Colleen Collins as Country Red. (uncredited)"
"Pinto Colvig as Country Wolf. (uncredited)"
"Imogene Lynn as City Red. (archive sound) (uncredited)"
"Mel Blanc as Private Snafu / German Soldier / Mouse / Duck. (uncredited)"
"Seth Green - Announcer, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Homeless man, Imperial officer, Jenna Bush, Max Reebo, Nerd, Ponda Baba, Space slug #2,[1] Qui-Gon Jinn"
"Candace Bailey - Girl, Princess Leia Organa"
"Abraham Benrubi - Darth Vader"
"Bob Bergen - Luke Skywalker"
"Ahmed Best - Jar Jar Binks, Stormtrooper"
"Donald Faison - Evazan, Mace Windu"
"Joey Fatone - Himself"
"Keith Ferguson - Han Solo, C-3PO, Imperial droid"
"Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker (Spoilers sketch only)"
"Hulk Hogan - Abraham Lincoln"
"Tom Kane - C-3PO"
"George Lucas - Himself"
"Seth MacFarlane - Emperor Palpatine"
"Malcolm McDowell - Head Imperial officer"
"Breckin Meyer - Admiral Ackbar, Announcer, Boba Fett, Janitor, Space slug #1"
"Dan Milano - Boy, Cantina bartender, Luke Skywalker"
"Chad Morgan - Laura Bush, Princess Leia Organa, Weather girl"
"Conan O'Brien - Ponda Baba's boss, Zuckuss"
"Robert Smigel - Emperor Palpatine parody"
"Adam Talbott - Jawa"
"James Van Der Beek - Bush's aide"
"Seth Green as Obi Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Nerd, Ponda Baba, Bob Goldstein, various voices"
"Seth MacFarlane as The Emperor, Dr. Ball, Cantina Band Member"
"Breckin Meyer as Boba Fett, Admiral Ackbar"
"Abraham Benrubi as Darth Vader"
"Bob Bergen as Luke Skywalker"
"Ahmed Best as Jar Jar Binks"
"Hugh Davidson as Stormtrooper, Rebel Trooper"
"Keith Ferguson as Han Solo, General Veers"
"Conan O'Brien as Zuckuss, Star Wars nerd"
"Adrianne Palicki as Padmé Amidala, Jessica"
"Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia, Female Krayt Dragon"
"Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian, Ackbar's Manager"
"Donald Faison as Gary the Stormtrooper, Imperial Pilot, Darth Maul"
"Andy Richter as Male Krayt Dragon, 4LOM"
"Zeb Wells as Dengar"