181 quotes found
"When will young people learn that playing "Dungeons and Dragons" doesn't make you cool!"
"[after arriving in Cornwood] Where the hell are we? Hell?"
"[Climbing through chicken hatch] This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens."
"Have you seen Bender? He's gone crazy! [Holding a carton] Also, smell this milk."
"All right, I may be weak and I may be small, but I don't see how I can possibly destroy that monster."
"There’s so many killbots behind us, I can’t count them all. Three, I think."
"That blade missed me by the skin of my pants. [A shot of Fry’s behind reveals his pants ripped.]"
"Hey that punk stole our hood ornament! Now no one will know we have the LX Package!"
"[after the ship starts again] There's gas in our ass!"
"I know not of this "Bender"! I am Titanius Anglesmith, Fancy Man of Cornwood!"
"Finally, we made it out of that godforsaken cave! So what's the fastest way home, back through the cave?"
"Methinks we be boned."
"Igner: [repeated line] We're owl exterminators."
"Leegola: Onward brave cowards!"
"George Takei: [at the Space Demolition Derby] Way to kill the franchise, Bakula!"
"Dr. Perceptron: [Bender is in a group therapy session involving being hit in the head by hammers] Now Stop! Hammertime!"
"Roberto: [Repeated line] BOOKALEEMOOKALEE!"
"Rosie the Robot Maid: Everything must be clean. Very clean. That's why the dog had to die. He was a dirty dog. Dirty. Dirty. Also that boy Elroy. Dirty. Dirty."
"The Swamp Hag: [repeated line] Get out of my swamp, you kids!"
"Titanius: Me thinks we be boned."
"Roberto: You're not made of Tuesday!"
"Professor: There's just one small problem, and it's a big one."
"Greyfarn: Fear not Titanius for we still have one hope, the Cave of Hopelessness!"
"Professor: Everybody out of the conference room! I'm calling a conference! [to all, in an adjacent room] Everybody get in here!"
"Roberto: I was built by a team of scientists, trying to create an insane robot...but it looks like they failed!"
"Scary Door Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex."
"Morcs: [chanting] Eat the wizard, eat the slut, eat the robot's shiny butt!"
"Greyfarn: Alas, Frydo's weakness was no match for the dices power."
"Hermaphrodite: Your friends soon face certain death, followed by a disrespectful marionette show performed with their corpses."
"I support and oppose many things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen."
"Sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth!"
"Here's your Gutenberg Bible, masters, plus the Colonel's Secret Recipe: Chicken, Grease, Salt!"
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"Hasta la vista, Meatbag!"
"Must obey orders. Ohhhhh. Mustn't kill friend!! Ohhhhhh! Badly want to urinate!!!!!"
"[monotone] Entering auto destruct sequence. [normal] Awww crap, I hate auto destruct sequence! [monotone] Explosion in 7, 6,-- [Fry's duplicate kicks Bender's duplicate who stumbles back into a cryotube, Fry turns the control to one million years]"
"[monotone] 5-- [normal] Hey, I'm supposed to be the one saying cool things! [Gets frozen]"
"Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender! [blows up Fry's apartment]"
"While I was hacking off the Professor's hand with an extremely dull saw, I had time to think. Who could use a doomsday device more, the scammers, or me, Bender? After several minutes of steady sawing, I had the answer. Me, Bender!"
"Hey ! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do."
"[monotone]--4, 3, 2, [normal voice] 1, BOOM! [Nothing happens. Bender laughs] Woah! [he explodes, killing Nudar and Lars]"
"Well, we're boned!"
"[sarcastically] Oh, hooray. It's handsome Lars and his fabulous jars."
"But she needs what'll make her happy, not what'll make me happy."
"Ahh, my hair! Ahh! My larynx!"
"Without my body I'm a nobody."
"Kiss my front butt!"
"[Considering what to wear on her date with Lars] Ooh, I think I'll wear that slutty dress I've been saving for Easter!"
"Sir, you're just a little enraged because you're dying. Up and away!"
"Wait for me, Leela! I'll be there in a thousand years!"
"I'm sciencing as fast as I can!"
"I can wire anything directly into anything - I'm The Professor!"
"In his (Hermes') absence I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!"
"Everyone out of the universe! Quick!"
"There, I saved the space-time continuum and 40% of your rectum."
"I'm a surgeon; when I see two body parts I sew them together and see what happens!"
"Barbados Slim: You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim. Now goodbye forever."
"Zapp Brannigan: We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade."
"Al Gore: [in the year 2012] That hundred dollars could have gotten me...one gallon of gas. [ominous music]"
"Al Gore: Finally! I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows."
"Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!"
"[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to another Universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion... [Loudly] Hey, Other Universe! Bite my shiny metal a— [Goes to stick rear end through anomaly into Other Universe but it explodes on contact, sending Bender and spaceship hurtling through space.]"
"I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?"
"Weren't you already pope of somethin'?"
"If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!"
"Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!"
"This isn't heaven! It just looks exactly like it and makes us immortal! Which I find suspicious."
"Oh, don't mind him. I'll turn him off."
"Professor Farnsworth: Less invasions, more equations!"
"Destructor: Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing? MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!"
"Hedonism Bot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper."
"Kif: Perhaps you should see the meaning of "Fonfon Ru"! It means one who doesn't sleep with my superior officer. That's the literal translation!"
"Linda: [in panic] They're coming! Those horrible, horrible things are coming! [calmly] Morbo?"
"Richard Nixon: Aroo! Those tentacles are coming to earth and there's no stopping it! King Kong's too old to save us this time!"
"Yivo: Hey, butt out. This is between me and everyone in existence."
"Zapp Brannigan: Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things."
"Stephen Hawking: [after shooting lasers out of his eyes] I didn't know I could do that."
"Amy: Oh, Kif! This is just like a movie with this happening in it!"
"Hermes: (selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge."
"Bite my shiny metal hat!"
"Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?"
"Where are you? And me?"
"Stop making your point so ineffectively!"
"Leela's not just a chick, she's the chick I love. But don't tell her I called her a 'chick,' or she'll kill me."
"It's not all about money; although I would like much much more."
"[when trying to bend a brick wall] Granted, it's not on the list of approved bendables, but I'm... so... great!"
"[when dressed as a hooker as a distraction] Why hello boys [gets shot] Your eyes say no, but your machine gun fire says [gets shot more]"
"[last full line of the four-movie sequence] Into the breach meatbags...or not. Whatever."
"Say, speaking of whatever the hell you just said, I need to make a cell phone telephone call. Can I borrow your cell phone telephone?"
"Hehehe. Quit touching my junk, pervert!!!!!!"
"Hello Blue Bird, this is Mr. Fabulous, we are go for cheesing it!"
"[playing poker] Read ‘em and weep. And then tell me what they are."
"you can't open your mouth if your your tongue is out...try it...you can do it but you look like a dog...you laugh at yourself and your smiling because you know that you have been tricked"
"Bender here has identified the femdito commander as my ex-lover, Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at."
"Captaining 101: Go for the nose!"
"Same speed ahead!"
"My bloodhound-like instincts must have hunted them down while my other parts were throbbing to Duran Duran."
"Ladies, you're under arrest. Prepare to be boarded again and again."
"[seeing the Professor, Hermes and Fry dancing in the cage] Something is very wrong here. And yet, a bit right."
"My God, I must be the greatest public speaker ever. They're suckling at the teat of my every syllable-le."
"All good things must come to an end. Preferably in a humongous explosion."
"Joey Mousepad: Hey Don, ain't dat your wife, what wit ya had dat weddin' wit?"
"Hermes: OK, everybody take a shovel, and a sixth of the planet. We'll meet back here in 50 years, our bodies broken and our lives wasted."
"Clamps: The clamps! Or a clamp-like device."
"Leo Wong: [as Fry massages his feet] Ooh, that nice. Get between the toes, very dirty."
"Calculon: I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent, and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista ['Windows' 7 for network release] for everything...[begins malfunctioning] System Error!"
"Mom: Ugh, if only I had all the money in the world...oh wait a second, I do! [cackles madly]"
"Donbot: Now, I am suspicious."
"Donbot: You see this gun? [crumbles it] That's what I'm going to do to him if he wins."
"Zoidberg: Say, what's that violet-coloured dwarf-like star-thing we're drifting towards?"
"Zoidberg: Ah, I hate to see it come to an end. [as career chip is taken out] Yee! When will it end!?"
"Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside. [turns the page of his Play-Boy-Ar-Dee magazine] Mm-hmm."
"Amy: Oh no! A rooster! That indicates it’s the following morning!"
"Leela: Zoidberg, I’m very surprised at you slightly."
"Snoop Dogg: Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies, Naked ladies."
"Richard Nixon's head: The one thing no-one suspects is that I really did stage the moon landing...on Venus! Aroo! [laughes evilly]"
"I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed."
"Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"
"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya."
"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."
"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"
"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."
"He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!"
"So, what are elves good for?"
"I still don't trust him."
"Funny you should say that."
"[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools."
"Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"
"Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?"
"Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help."
"General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!"
"Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!"
"An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic."
"The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic."
"A fantasy vision of the future."
"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."
"Bob Holt – Avatar, an old but powerful wizard. According to Bakshi, he is an old magician who doesn't trust himself to do the job right, but he has a heart of gold and cares deeply for his friends and doing what is right."
"Jesse Welles – Elinore, Avatar's love interest"
"Richard Romanus – Weehawk, a noble elf warrior"
"David Proval – Necron 99/Peace, Blackwolf's former minion. He is renamed Peace by Avatar."
"Steve Gravers – Blackwolf, Avatar's evil brother"
"James Connell – President"
"Mark Hamill – Sean, son of the king of the mountain fairies and captain of the guards"
"Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)"
"Ralph Bakshi – Fritz/Lardbottom/Stormtrooper (uncredited)"
"Angelo Grisanti – Larry the Lizard (uncredited)"
"Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!"
"Ed Skudder as Red, Raccoon, Cpt. Crookygrin, Mr. Dingleberry, Jacques Bond, Nep-Dawg, Japanese School Girl, 8-bit Gelato Bene, Additional Voices"
"Zack Keller as Blue, Narrator, Shaw, Japanese Guy, Trollz0r"
"Eric Bauza as Lord Takagami"
"Ben Tuller as Lord Tourettes"
"Shea Logsdon as Pink"
"Lauren Kay Sokolov as Stacy"
"Chad Quandt as Chad-Gendarmerie"
"Mike Nassar as Broseph"
"Nick Ainsworth as Umbrella salesman"
"Nick Keller as Party-goers"
"John Dusenberry as Ghetto Cutter"
"Brock Gallagher as Bully and Dock Worker"
"Ashley Shelhon as Global Rescue Services operator"
"Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick as the dock guards"
"David Haley as Dock Worker, French Father, Cumulonimbus Ninja"
"Brendan Haines as Steve, TNT Boat Foreman, Dead Ninja"
"Tom "TomSka" Ridgewell as French Cop"
"Lynn Wang as French mother (uncredited)"
"Goodnight, and God peed."
"President Don: Ah, poop in a handbag!"
"Preacher Greg: You can't drag race with Jesus."
"Never Trust a Pig in Glasses!"
"They're freaks coming to kick your butt!"
"Luke Wilson as Earl Jensen."
"Sarah Michelle Gellar as Josie."
"Frank Welker as Dr. Frubar and President Don."
"David Alan Grier as Darby"
"Jeremy Piven as Tomkins"
"Matthew Lillard as Boris."
"Amy Yasbeck as Secretary Claire."
"Nat Faxon as Kevin the Guard."
"Thomas Gibson as Preacher Greg."
"Molly Shannon as Reporter Petey."
"Thomas Lennon as Narrator Older Earl"