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"Maxx: The skinny one’s Teego. The Big one’s fridge. They beat people up, take their money, kill them sometimes. The cab driver gets a third. One woman, they beat her head so hard against the sidewalk, they crack the concrete. Another got away by running three blocks on a broken foot. Sometimes that’s the only way people get saved, suicidal bravery. Sometimes it’s luck that saves them. Sometimes it’s fate. Yeah, usually it’s fate… But, sometimes, it’s me."
"Maxx: Oh God. It’s started again. The pounding. God I wish I was a drunk. At least that would explain this!"
"Maxx: Starting to fade…it’s starting to come back to me now…back to Australia. Not the Australia they teach you about…Melbourne, Sydney, The Outback… No the real Australia. The smoking caves. The gods who eat mountains, the flying dragons, the rivers of gold, the Leopard Queen. Taunting me…almost an enemy…beautiful and feral as the great beasts she runs with, still she inspires me… For her I can be… …A hero!"
"Julie: Hi, Ocono. You gotta package here for me?"
"Maxx: The woman I saved yesterday was raped and mutilated, it said so on the news. I have to do something about that."
"Mr. Gone: Amazing…You really don’t remember any of it! Not the girl or the !sz or the bloodworms or me."
"Mr. Gone: Give it up Br’er Lappin! You…gasp… know Julie Winters is the one I want! She’s….wheezz the strong one…The one who pulls …hant your strings!"
"Mr. Gone: You really don’t remember anything important, do you Br’er lappin? I’m Mr. Gone!...A student of the mystic arts. Unfortunately an untalented student, or I wouldn’t have to keep shooting fools like you."
"Maxx: Blacking out…lost too much blood…pain…have to find…Julia… It feels good to run and leap again! To feel the soft loam under my heels! To know tat I am king in this savage place…but even a king must have his jungle queen! If I can just find her, then everything will be all right."
"Mr. Gone: I ran into your friend Maxx today, Julie. He still hasn’t got a clue that you’re the key to all this. He thinks he’s some kind of superhero on this world. Can you ‘’’imagine?’’’’ I killed him of course. Shot him and locked him in a dumpster with a handful of the dark Ises. They turn meat-eaters when you bring them over. Did you know that? Ahh….life is good! This Ises are pretty interesting…Did you know that to humans they appear as whatever you dress them as?"
"Julie: Oh, Gawwwd! Let me guess! I’m supposed to be dressed as every cheer leader, prom queen and circus acrobat who ever turned you down for a date! And as I beg and whimper you finally achieve some sort of tawdry sexual revenge?"
"Julie: If all this baroque posturing is supposed to be threatening me, it’s pretty lamo-o. I mean, you can kill me sure…so can every crackhead on my block…nut you sure aren’t scaring me me!"
"Maxx: Dead. I awoke from the daydream of the wild place and teeth were at my throat! So I awoke and slew. But Julie is still kidnapped and the Jungle Queen is insane! I didn’t protect either of them. I failed. I wish it was time for Cheers but it’s not. It’s time for vengeance!"
"Maxx: The pounding in my head is like an ice pick, but I can’t stop! One minute I saw Julie Winters in my mind, dressed as the Leopard Queen and insane…The next I was back here, still chasing this little monster! The gawkers glare at me. Since to them the Isz looks like a 96 year old grand mother…But I know it is a tool of the evil sorcerer, Mr. Gone, who is a serial rapist and murderer! He will destroy the city unless I stop him! Of course, maybe they are all staring at me cause I think I just said that all of that out loud, oops ."
"Maxx: I hate to wake up to someone else’s nightmare. I especially hate waking up in someone else’s bathroom. And what’s worse, that bathroom has leaky pipes! I don’t know why I know this is a bathroom. I am king of the wildplaces. I shouldn’t know anything, about pipes and gashets and traps and valves…but I do. Just like I know that dream was not my dream! It belonged to the Leopard Queen, in some way I can’t explain."
"Mr. Gone: You see, I know about the dream… about the doll…about everything! I know who you really are…Who you were before you found the mask lying in the mud, and what you are now, behind the mask, though you’ve been too cowardly to look!"
"Maxx (thinking): Gone told me how three years ago a young architectural student was beaten and raped and left for dead."
"Pain lasts, kid. It's how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management."
"To be first in the soil, which erupts in the coil, of trees veins and grasses all brought to a boil. Wait, it's different somehow, cause this land isn't mine, and my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in... poetry stuff."
"The others cry out for you, Julie Winters. Their screams of agony are the kisses I place along your neck."
"I'm Mr. Gone, a student of the mystic arts! Unfortunately, an untalented student, or else I wouldn't have to keep shooting fools like you."
"Somebody once said that a liberal is a conservative that's never been mugged. A few years ago I would have laughed. But today, I'm not so sure."
"This doll is telling me things I don't want to hear and if it doesn't shut up in going brush it's head, I'm going to brush and brush until I brush off it's head."
"Cartoons are so pretentious."
"I can't believe you want to get involved in that censorship crap."
"They're all necro-nerds and Sand freaks. They think death is romantic. Death is hard and cold and ugly, not some cute chick."
"Did my saying that shock you? GOOD! Writers are supposed to shock people."
"No matter how low you are on the food chain, there's always somebody lower."
"I was sitting under the Jones Street underpass yesterday. That's because I want to be a writer and writers gotta have experiences, like underpasses."
"Life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucinations lie to you."
"What a cruel world, letting something this profound be conveyed in words this trite!"
"I'm that part of you that escapes, Julie. I reflect what's deep inside, the image of strength and independence you felt before you were... violated. But as I absorb more misery and bitterness, I change. I fear what I am becoming, Julie. But now that you have seen this, the world can never be the same size again."
"Michael Haley as The Maxx"
"Glynnis Talken as Julie Winters and Glorie"
"Amy Danles as Sara"
"Barry Stigler as Mr. Gone"
"Jason Schwartzman as Dave"
"Andrea Martin as Pender"
"Kurtwood Smith as Jerry"
"Mel Brooks as President Skroob / Yogurt"
"Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa"
"Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix"
"Tino Insana as Barf"
"Rino Romano as Lone Starr"
"Dee Bradley Baker as Dark Helmet"
"Rudy De Luca as Vinnie / Fort Lox Checkpoint official"
"Julianne Grossman as Charlene / Marlene / Darlene / Yente / The Unsinkable Old Fat Lady / Commanderette Zircon / Princess Harley Van Patten / Pannakin's mother / Robohooker / Jasmine / Telephone Operator"
"Neil Patrick Harris as Peter Parker / Spider-Man"
"Lisa Loeb as Mary Jane Watson"
"Ian Ziering as Harry Osborn"
"as Mari McCabe / Vixen"
"as Mari's foster father."
"as Professor Macalester"
"Laura Bailey as Vex'ahlia "Vex" Vessar"
"Taliesin Jaffe as Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Lord de Rolo"
"Ashley Johnson as Pike Trickfoot"
"Matthew Mercer as Trinket, Lord Sylas Briarwood, Orthax, Umbrasyl, Artagan, Dr. Dranzel, additional voices"
"Liam O'Brien as Vax'ildan "Vax" Vessar, Vorugal"
"Marisha Ray as Keyleth of the Air Ashari"
"Sam Riegel as Scanlan Shorthalt"
"Travis Willingham as Grog Strongjaw"
"Stephanie Beatriz as Lady Kima of Vord"
"Khary Payton as Sovereign Uriel Tal'Dorei"
"David Tennant as Brimscythe, the Iron Storm/General Krieg"
"Indira Varma as Lady Allura Vysoren"
"Grey Griffin as Delilah Briarwood"
"Sunil Malhotra as Shaun Gilmore"
"Eugene Byrd as Jarrett Howarth"
"Darin De Paul as Kerrion Stonefell"
"Rory McCann as Duke Vedmire"
"Stephen Root as Professor Anders"
"Dominic Monaghan as Archibald Desnay"
"Gina Torres as Keeper Yennen"
"Esmé Creed-Miles as Cassandra de Rolo"
"Tracie Thoms as the Everlight"
"Kelly Hu as Dr. Anna Ripley"