218 quotes found
"Damn this place. Damn the whitecoats! DAMN YOU ALL!"
"[looking into a pool of water] Look. Rowf, look! Everything's so still in there. If I was in there, covered over, my head would be cool. Things would keep still."
"Rowf, look. Take a good look! I was right! I told you! That, Rowf, is a master! A real master of dogs! We'll do what they're doing. Don't you see? And then the man will take us home with him. Oh, what luck! My master used to throw sticks, or a ball. They like you to run about and do things. Well, this man uses sheep instead of sticks, that's all. We'll show 'em, Rowf. We'll show 'em."
"They belonged where they were. You could smell it. No white coat does anything to them. But what are we going to do, Rowf?"
"I hope you make sure we're properly dead before you start, old rip-beak!"
"[lying on the floor exhausted, having been revived from being drowned] I can't do it. I'll... I'll fight. I'll tear their.. white coats! Damn white coats!"
"[while exploring the laboratory] There must be some reason, mustn't there? It must do some sort of good."
"[talking to Snitter] I was just wondering what it'd be like to have a master. The kind that you talk about. But, there's no one. Only us. The dark that Tod talks about, it's... it's all around us. I can feel it."
"I'm The Tod. Tod, y'know? Canniest tod on moss an' moor."
"Yer lookin' for me? The way yer runnin' I thought your arse was a'fire."
"Two dogs on the run... the outside world is not what they imagined."
"Escape to a different World...and share the adventure of a lifetime."
"Man's best friend hunted by their greatest enemy."
"John Hurt — Snitter"
"Christopher Benjamin — Rowf"
"James Bolam — The Tod"
"I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!"
"What do you know of me... Demon?"
"They say you have a monster here. They say your lands are cursed. I am Beowulf and I'm here to kill your monster."
"If we die... it will be for GLORY, not gold."
"The time of heroes is dead: the Christ god has killed it, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs and fear and shame."
"She's not my curse, not anymore."
"Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are. A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung. Beowulf... lay with me. Give me a son, and I shall make you the greatest king that ever lived. This... I swear..."
"There have been many a brave men come to taste my lord's mead. And who have promissed to rid us of our night-man. But in the morning, there was nothing left but blood to be cleaned from the floor... and the benches... and the walls."
"Evil breeds pain."
"Survival is ruthless."
"Face your demons"
"I will kill your monster!"
"We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us quicker to our doom. Our world is ending. But life must go on,"
"[9 finds and sees the record message] Greetings, 9. It had such promise, my Great Machine. It was meant to be an instrument of progress. Of creation. That was the agreement our Chancellor failed to honor. Though the fault is hardly his alone to bear. The Machine was born purely of my intellect. Which I now know...was not enough. My creation was hopelessly flawed and indeed dangerous for it lacked the human soul, and could be easily corrupted by those who controlled it. That is why I'm making each of you. ['9 finally learns his origins] You are all that's left of humanity. You...are all the pieces of my soul. Together, you and this device shall protect the future. Look closely and remember what you see."
"No! We have rules! [8 walks in] Our new guest seems confused. [to 9] Perhaps I can help you achieve some clarity."
"When we woke in this world, it was chaos. Man and machine attacked each other with fire and metal."
"The gas killed everything. I led us here to sanctuary. And here we waited for the war to end. Slowly the world became silent. The only thing that remains now is the beast. So we stay hidden. And we wait for it, too, to sleep."
"Sometimes fear is the appropriate response."
"[Last words] They've left us nothing. Nothing. Why do we have to right their wrongs? Sometimes, one must be sacrificed."
"Wait! I'm a friend."
"Some things in this world are...are better left where they lie. But if you know where to look, these ruins are full of riches."
"[to the Cat Beast] Here, kitty, kitty. Why don't you finish what you started... with me?"
"[Last words; trying to stop 9 from unwittingly reactivating the Fabrication Machine] Wait! What are you doing?! We don't know what it is!"
"You know, you're just like him. You forget to remember to be scared."
"Help me put it down!"
"We'll need a full barrel."
"Go back to the source"
"I never left. You finally decided to join the fight."
"What? Go back to 1? So he can lock us away while this nightmare awakens? Never."
"Let me try that again."
"[To 7, 4, 3 and 1 about their origins] I now know the truth! The Scientist! The Scientist; he's the source! He gave us his soul. We are him."
"[To 7 about loss of 2, 5, 6 and 8] They all died because of me. I started this and now I need to finish it."
"The world is made up of little pieces of things left over, so how do you recombine those in a creative way, to create these characters and creatures? And then we'd take trips out to these junkyards here in LA, and go and get bags and bags of junk, and take them back to the studio and look at them, and use that to inspire us, and find little ideas in that."
"(1) To Protect Us..."
"(2) To Inspire Us..."
"(3) To Define Us..."
"(4) To Teach Us..."
"(5) To Guide Us..."
"(6) To Lead Us..."
"(7) To Defend Us..."
"(8) To Guard Us..."
"(9) To Save Us."
"When our world ended, their mission began."
"Elijah Wood - 9"
"Fred Tatasciore - 8 / Radio announcer"
"Jennifer Connelly - 7"
"Crispin Glover - 6"
"John C. Reilly - 5"
"Martin Landau - 2"
"Christopher Plummer - 1"
"Alan Oppenheimer - The Scientist"
"Tom Kane - The Chancellor"
"Get Your Fill!"
"Your Food is Revolting."
"Watch what you eat."
"A hero will rise. (Frank tagline)"
"He's a real douche (Douche tagline)"
"Always use condiments (Honey Mustard tagline)"
"She's got buns, son (Brenda tagline)"
"Mazel Tov! (Barry tagline)"
"Check out his "O" face (Sammy Bagel tagline)"
"Wrap that ass (Kareem Abdul Lavash)"
"She's down with beef or fish (Teresa Del Taco tagline)"
"Baked and fried (Druggie tagline)"
"Jerkin' and clerkin' (Darren tagline)"
"Macerated and educated (Gum tagline)"
"His cork is huge (Firewater tagline)"
"Check out his package (Mr. Grits tagline)"
"Bun Worshiper (Carl tagline)"
"Michael Cera — Barry"
"James Franco — Druggie"
"Bill Hader — Firewater/Tequila/El Guaco"
"Salma Hayek — Teresa Del Taco"
"Jonah Hill — Carl"
"Anders Holm — Troy"
"Nick Kroll — Douche"
"David Krumholtz — Kareem Abdul Lavash"
"Danny McBride — Honey Mustard"
"Edward Norton — Sammy Bagel Jr."
"Craig Robinson — Mr. Grits"
"Seth Rogen — Frank/Sergeant Pepper"
"Paul Rudd — Darren"
"Kristen Wiig — Brenda"
"I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed."
"Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"
"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya."
"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."
"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"
"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."
"He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!"
"So, what are elves good for?"
"I still don't trust him."
"Funny you should say that."
"[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools."
"Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"
"Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?"
"Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help."
"General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!"
"Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!"
"An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic."
"The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic."
"A fantasy vision of the future."
"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."
"Bob Holt – Avatar, an old but powerful wizard. According to Bakshi, he is an old magician who doesn't trust himself to do the job right, but he has a heart of gold and cares deeply for his friends and doing what is right."
"Jesse Welles – Elinore, Avatar's love interest"
"Richard Romanus – Weehawk, a noble elf warrior"
"David Proval – Necron 99/Peace, Blackwolf's former minion. He is renamed Peace by Avatar."
"Steve Gravers – Blackwolf, Avatar's evil brother"
"James Connell – President"
"Mark Hamill – Sean, son of the king of the mountain fairies and captain of the guards"
"Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)"
"Ralph Bakshi – Fritz/Lardbottom/Stormtrooper (uncredited)"
"Angelo Grisanti – Larry the Lizard (uncredited)"
"Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!"
"Ed Skudder as Red, Raccoon, Cpt. Crookygrin, Mr. Dingleberry, Jacques Bond, Nep-Dawg, Japanese School Girl, 8-bit Gelato Bene, Additional Voices"
"Zack Keller as Blue, Narrator, Shaw, Japanese Guy, Trollz0r"
"Eric Bauza as Lord Takagami"
"Ben Tuller as Lord Tourettes"
"Shea Logsdon as Pink"
"Lauren Kay Sokolov as Stacy"
"Chad Quandt as Chad-Gendarmerie"
"Mike Nassar as Broseph"
"Nick Ainsworth as Umbrella salesman"
"Nick Keller as Party-goers"
"John Dusenberry as Ghetto Cutter"
"Brock Gallagher as Bully and Dock Worker"
"Ashley Shelhon as Global Rescue Services operator"
"Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick as the dock guards"
"David Haley as Dock Worker, French Father, Cumulonimbus Ninja"
"Brendan Haines as Steve, TNT Boat Foreman, Dead Ninja"
"Tom "TomSka" Ridgewell as French Cop"
"Lynn Wang as French mother (uncredited)"
"Kevin Conroy as Batman / Bruce Wayne"
"Melissa Rauch as Harley Quinn / Dr. Harleen Quinzel"
"Loren Lester as Nightwing / Dick Grayson"
"Paget Brewster as Poison Ivy / Pamela Isley"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Floronic Man / Jason Woodrue"
"John DiMaggio as Swamp Thing / Alec Holland, Sarge Steel"
"Eric Bauza as Wesley"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Charles "Rhino" Daily"
"Trevor Devall as Bobby Liebowitz"
"Rob Paulsen as Dr. Harold Goldblum, Min & Max"
"Mindy Sterling as Project Supervisor"
"Bruce Timm as Booster Gold / Michael J. Carter"
"Paul Rudd as John."
"Patton Oswalt as Elliot."
"Hannibal Buress as The King."
"Kate Micucci as Sally."
"Riki Lindhome as Linda."
"John Ennis as Detective Donahue."
"Mike Judge as Archie."
"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."
"Laraine Newman as Old Woman."
"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."
"Julie Galdieri as Cathy."
"Bob Stephenson as Friendly Cop."
"Brendon Small as Mr. Kelly."
"Laura Silverman as Female Police Officer."
"Cree Summer as Reporter Sassy."
"Molly Shannon as Business Woman."
"Tommy Blacha as Pharmacist."
"Dave Willis as Timmy."
"Charlyne Yi as Becky."
"Dana Snyder as Confused Guy #2."
"I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants."
"It's true that I cover my sadness with carbs."
"I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro!"
"She rubs balls for a living."
"Just swear on the book of Beelzebub."
"Don't worry. We'll find someone and get out of here."
"May I keep my word or Beelzebub will find me."
"Yes! We're getting all the asshole dogs!"
"Your mother doesn't live here, and if she does she was a whore."
"This is not the first time a man has said this to me."
"Nick Swardson as Remy (voice)"
"Mila Kunis as Deema (voice)"
"Bob Odenkirk as The Devil (voice)"
"Todd Joseph Miller as Augie (voice)"
"Rob Riggle as Curt (voice)"
"Susan Sarandon as Barb the Angel (voice)"
"Danny McBride as Orpheus (voice)"
"Maria Bamford as Gloria (voice)"
"Lance Bass as Boy Band Demon (voice)"
"Harry Jon Benjamin as The Tree (voice)"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Durmessa (voice)"
"John Farley as Welcome to Hell Demon (voice)"
"Jenna Gianas as Hell Announcer (voice)"
"Dennis Gubbins as Larry the Demon (voice)"
"Jay Johnston as Rick the Lost Soul (voice)"
"Kerri Kenney as Madame Zonar (voice)"
"Kyle Kinane as Kyle the Demon (voice)"
"David Koechner as Asmodeus the Demon (voice)"
"Seth Morris as Atheist Lost Soul (voice)"
"Kumail Nanjiani as Dave the Demon (voice)"
"Michael Peña as Abigor the Demon (voice)"
"Brian Posehn as Cleb the Carny (voice)"
"Greg Proops as Asmoday the Demon (voice)"
"Paul Scheer as Paul the Demon (voice)"
"Jerry Angelo Brooks as Sal the Demon (voice)"
"Dana Snyder as Garthog the Demon (voice)"
"Welcome to hell."
"We'll see you there."