57 quotes found
"All Hell Breaks Loose"
"It's not just another day in the park."
"Uh-Oh, The Critics Love It!"
"Trey Parker – Eric Cartman/Stan Marsh/Mr. Garrison/Mr. Mackey/Randy Marsh/Ned Gerblanski/Army General/Bombadiers/Canadian Ambassador/Theatre Clerk/Phillip/Satan"
"Matt Stone – Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Gerald Broflovski/Bill Gates/Jimbo Kearn/Terrance"
"Mary Kay Bergman – Liane Cartman/Sheila Broflovski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris"
"Isaac Hayes – Chef (voice)"
"Jesse Howell – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Anthony Cross-Thomas – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Franchesca Clifford – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Jennifer Howell – Bebe Stevens (voice)"
"George Clooney – Dr. Gouache/Dr. Doctor (voice)"
"Brent Spiner – Conan O'Brien (voice)"
"Minnie Driver – Brooke Shields (voice)"
"Dave Foley – The Baldwin Brothers (voice)"
"Eric Idle – Dr. Vosknocker (voice)"
"Allow me to introduce the Rollerskating Schlepper Brothers: Toad, Sleazy and Zip—mes assistants stupides."
"Zip, Zip, Zip. There is no longer black or white, good or evil. "Evil" spelt backwards is "Live", and we all want to do that, now, don't we?"
"My vengeance...DESTROY THEM ALL!"
"She can SING or she can SCREAM! (inhales psychotically, then immediately calms) But she still pissed me off."
"The magic of one voice! One heart! One song! But there is no "ONE"!"
"Welcome to the modest house of Mok."
"[apologising to Toad] I'm sorry...dogbreath!"
"Now I have revealed exactly why I'm here. I'll be your Angel, if you want to see... how perfect...sharing love with an angel can be."
"If I can sing it up, I can sing it back."
"That was my car...my wheels...my Voltage wagon!"
"Get a grip on yourself, Dizzy...uh-oh. We're not gonna die...oh yes, we are...!"
"Just remember, Omar: it's not Ohmtown, it's Nuke York."
"Sometimes these brothers of mine really burn my buns, too! They keep this place locked up tighter than a hummingbird's tweet."
"Narrator: [reading blue text over black screen] The war was over. The only survivors were street animals: dogs, cats and rats. From them, a new race of mutants evolved. That was a long time ago... [thunder crashes, text then scrolls] Mok, a legendary super-rocker, has retired to Ohmtown. There, his computers work at deciphering an ancient code which would unlock a doorway between this world and another dimension. Obsessed with his dark experiment, Mok himself searches for the last crucial component... [as scrolling text fades, next line zooms on screen] a very special voice."
"The Beauty...The Beast...The Beat."
"Sound you can see in the movie you can feel!"
"[first lines] Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to see an unforgettable show, a film destined to become immortal, as immortal as the music which will follow, and which will be interpreted through animation. Beginning with his childhood fantasies, the greatest ambition that burns and swells in the soul of every creative animator is to illustrate music, to give visual form and color to its notes. With this film, we have finally succeeded in achieving this union of animation and classical music, a union we are sure is destined to live on throughout the history of film. A new and original film that has even astonished us, the men responsible, the men who, quite modestly speaking, can be called its creators. A film in which – in which – [consults a cue card] A film in which you will see the music and listen to the drawings. You might call it a film of magic, a fantasia. [phone rings. The Presenter answers; the caller is not heard] Hello. Yes. Who's speaking? Who is this? What do you mean, who am I? Who is it you wish to speak to? Eh? California? [to camera] It's Hollywood. [to phone] Hello! Yes! What? You've already – [to phone] Hello! Yes! What? You've already – Look, if this is some joke, I'm in no mood – No, but – No, but – there must be some misunderstanding. You're very ill-mannered... That's right, ill-mannered and a liar! Yes, I said you're a liar! A liar from California [hangs up and speaks to camera] It's nothing. They're mad. Mad as hatters. They insist that our film – this is all so ridiculous –was already made by a certain fellow years ago. A certain someone by the name of Prisney or Grisney. Some American. [picks up phone again] In any case, before you go around opening your big mouth, see the film first!"
"Maurizio Micheli as The Presenter / The Animator"
"Néstor Garay as The Orchestra Master"
"Maurialuisa Giovannini as The Cleaning Girl"
"Osvaldo Salvi as Man in Gorilla costume"
"Game over, fucking shitface!"
"Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!"
"[about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?"
"Surprise motherfucker!"
"It's a joke. You can take it."
"Leon: [only word he says] No."
"Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?"
"Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!"
"Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?"
"Anders Matthesen as Terkel, Barry, Jason, Nigel, Saki, Johanna, Uncle Stewart, Leon, Justin, Osprey"
"Kim Matthesen as Sheila Johanna and fiona"
"Bill Bailey as Barry Cremone, the narrator of the film and music teacher of Terkel's school"
"Ben Bishop as Jason, Terkel's best friend, Osprey, and Nigel & Saki, the two merciless "bully-boys" at Terkel's school"
"Olivia Colman as Sheila, Terkel's mum who is a chain smoker"
"Adrian Edmondson as Terkel, the main protagonist of the film"
"Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel"
"Toby Stephens as Justin, Terkel's psychotic new teacher who is the main antagonist of the film"
"Johnny Vegas as Uncle Stewart, Terkel's short-tempered, alcoholic and violent uncle"
"Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest"
"Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally"