116 quotes found
"[whips dogs while using them for dog-sledding] Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! [jumps from one slope to the other side] Jump! Jump! Land! Land! [while dogs rest] Rest! Rest! [while dogs running again] Run! Run! [after stopping for the night] Now I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and just- [the dogs maul him] That's my whipping arm! [the dogs abandon him] Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?"
"[sings while playing with his pig]"
"Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did."
"What's the point of going to church every Sunday if when someone we love has a genuine religious experience we ignore it? Right, Grampa?"
"[watching ad] That's where Springfield is!"
"Okay, here it goes. Homer, I've always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say, "Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.""
"EPA, EPA! It's all come true."
"You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun."
"Wait! But if you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!"
"Eh, just passing the time."
"Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad."
"But if they see you helping us, they'll kill you."
"[poking mutant squirrel's eyes] Jab him-jab him-jab-jab-jab!"
"[Lisa has a girl talk with Marge about Colin] I still haven't told you the best part! He cares about the environment! No! I still haven't told you the best part! He's got an [with a heavy Irish accent] Irish brogue! [In normal voice] No, wait, I still haven't told you the best part! He's not imaginary!"
"Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about."
"Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels."
"That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options."
"You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you."
"I was tricked by an idiot!"
"So...you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once the rich white man is in control! I have two buttons behind this desk: one will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother."
"[Springfield has been trapped inside a dome]"
"People! I have an important announcement. I have been working on a new acid-firing super-drill that can cut through anything. [pointing] It's right there...just outside of the dome."
"See Our Family, And Feel Better About Yours."
"For Years, Lines Have Been Drawn...And Then Colored In Yellow."
"Dan Castellaneta – Homer Simpson, Itchy, Barney, Grampa, Stage Manager, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Mayor's Aide, Multi-Eyed Squirrel, Panicky Man, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, E.P.A Official, Kissing Cop, Bear, Boy on Phone, NSA Worker, Officer, Santa's Little Helper, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Groundskeeper Willie"
"Julie Kavner – Marge Simpson, Selma Bouvier, Patty Bouvier"
"Nancy Cartwright – Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders, TV Daughter, Woman on Phone"
"Yeardley Smith – Lisa Simpson"
"Hank Azaria – Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Carl, Cletus, Bumblebee Man, Male E.P.A Worker, Dome Depot Announcer, Kissing Cop, Carnival Barker, Counter Man, Apu, Dredrick Tatum, Sea Captain, E.P.A Passenger, Robot, Dr. Nick Riviera"
"Harry Shearer – Scratchy, Mr. Burns, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Skull, President Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Smithers, Toll Booth Man, Guard, Otto, Kang"
"Pamela Hayden – Milhouse Van Houten / Rod Flanders / Jimbo"
"Tress MacNeille – Sweet Old Lady, Colin, Agnes Skinner, Nelson's Mother, Pig, Crazy Cat Lady, Female E.P.A Worker, G.P.S. Woman, Cookie Kwan, Lindsey Naegle, TV Son, Medicine Woman, Girl on Phone"
"A. Brooks – Russ Cargill"
"Karl Wiedergott – Man, E.P.A Driver"
"Marcia Wallace – Mrs. Krabappel"
"Russi Taylor – Martin Prince"
"Maggie Roswell – Helen Lovejoy"
"Phil Rosenthal – TV Dad"
"Billie Joe Armstrong Tré Cool Mike Dirnt – Green Day"
"Joe Mantegna – Fat Tony"
"Tom Hanks – Himself"
"We're very excited about the performances in this movie. Come next Oscars, we think it's going to be Milhouse's night. ~ Matt Groening"
"Since 2001 we had been working to get a script that would be worthy of people actually paying to see the Simpsons. ~ Matt Groening"
"We've been running a little behind schedule, but only by about 15 years. ~ Matt Groening"
"If I were feeling any more pressure, I'd be a diamond. ~ Al Jean"
"We're going to put some fake plots out there just to make things interesting. ~ James L. Brooks"
"The idea of the movie is that all of us who ran the show at one point, and who have been there from the beginning come together as the writing team for this movie. ~ James L. Brooks"
"That trailer is running on 7000 screens this weekend, committing us to opening every place in the world on the same date, which means we'd better get started. ~ James L. Brooks"
"We've taken script security to the point of lunacy, although it helped that we wrote it in Aramaic. ~ Mike Scully"
"This was enormously challenging, because it involved filling 120 blank pages with an actual story and words people say. ~ James L. Brooks"
"I can absolutely guarantee that this film will far exceed the wildest expectations of every Simpsons fan. Start lining up at the theater now, preferably in costume. ~ Al Jean"
"The movie is a result of the very singular vision of 11 people. ~ Mike Scully"
"It has been rough. We worked at it for a long time and then found out that Snakes on a Plane was doing the same story. ~ James L. Brooks"
"[first lines; narrating] Greetings, and salutations, friends. Sit back in your seat, look hard, and listen. Because I got a story to tell, and it's not gonna be pretty. Oh, the name's Francis. You can see what species I belong to, but don't take me too lightly."
"[narrating] The musty stench hit me like a sledgehammer. I realized immediately that this revolting smell was not coming up the stairs from the cellar, but was in fact creeping down the stairs from the second floor. It was a mixture of drugstore, vet's office and toxic waste dump. And I should've known better than to set paw in the place."
"Bluebeard, don't kid yourself. An ice pick didn't do this; this was done by teeth. In order to crack this case, I've gotta meet as many of our brothers as I can in this godforsaken neighborhood. And you are the very brother to help me, Bluebeard!"
"It isn't seven murders we have to deal with, it's hundreds! These murders started many, many years ago. It may go right back to the closing of a certain laboratory."
"[to Kong] I can see you're scratching for a fight. Okay, you've got one! Pretty frightening. I can see you wanna show off to my friend, Francis. So, I better make it clear that I won't stand by and watch three take on one! So, okay! Come and get it, asshole!"
"Tomorrow, I'm gonna take you to meet someone. He's a real clever b*stard. You aren't the only smartass in town, you know?"
"Why did you run off? The brothers just wanted to talk."
"[sprays] Bluebeard was here."
"Either Joker left here in a hurry or his stomach can't take cream anymore."
"I looked in the house Joker lives in, and it's a mess. But still, I went through it bottom to the top, but I found no sign of him."
"Delighted to see you, my friends. I hope you enjoyed your tour of the house."
"I'm trying in my feeble way to use the computer to get on the track of the murderer you're out to find."
"Haven't you got it yet? He wants his motives to be known and understood. He's as complicated as a crossword puzzle. No. The killer is the puzzle and he wants us to... to solve it."
"The world is hell, Francis. And the crowning glory of hatefulness in this world is man. And the joke, my friend, is that we're now no different to him."
"No, no! There aren't any good men! They're all bad! They're all the same! Animals are good creatures. But men are evil animals."
"[last lines before his death] The horror... so much pain... darkness... Francis... so much darkness... look at me now, and all you see, Francis, is evil. Yet once I was good..."
"Ulrich Tukur as Francis."
"Mario Adorf as Bluebeard."
"Klaus Maria Brandauer as Pascal/Claudandus."
"Helge Schneider as Jesaja."
"Wolfgang Hess as Kong."
"Gerhard Garbers as Professor Julius Preterius."
"Ulrich Wildgruber as Joker."
"Mona Seefried as Felicity."
"Manfred Steffen as Gustav."
"Uwe Ochsenknecht as Archie."
"Michaela Amler as Nhozemphtekh."
"Christian Schneller as Gregor Mendel."
"Tobias Lelle and Frank Röth as the Herman Brothers."
"Alexandra Mink as Pepeline"
"Oh, boy, oh, no. Oh, no, no, no… aaagggh God. Oh, boy."
"Don't rub my sesame seeds off. I won't, don't worry."
"Oh, I love kissy lips."
"Fresh hot burgers! Sexy burgers!"
"It's summer! And sex sells, baby."
"Only one more week of school and then I’m Summer Tina and big things are coming for Summer Tina."
"It's a real he fled, she fled situation."
"Dad, I don't want to stop your flow, but can you pass the pilaf?"
"Louise, don't go down there, it's dangerous!"
"Thank you, scary Carny. Love you, bye!"
"Wham bam, goodbye clam!"
"They're a cute couple."
"Stay low, follow my lead."
"- Bob Belcher, Jimmy Junior, Ms. LaBonz, Speedo Guy, and Kuchi Kopi"
"- Tina Belcher"
"- Gene Belcher"
"Larry Murphy - Teddy"
"John Roberts - Linda Belcher and Jocelyn"
"- Louise Belcher"
"Zach Galifianakis - Felix Fischoeder"
"Kevin Kline - Calvin Fischoeder"
"- Grover Fischoeder"
"- Sgt. Bosco"
"John Q. Kubin - Mickey"
"- Mr. Frond"
"- Chloe Barbash"
"- Regular Sized Rudy"
"Ron Lynch - Ron"
"Paul Rudd - Jericho"
"Paul F. Tompkins and - Carnies"
"In flippin' theaters."
"Let's get this patty started."
"Get your buns in theaters."