126 quotes found
"All Hell Breaks Loose"
"It's not just another day in the park."
"Uh-Oh, The Critics Love It!"
"Trey Parker – Eric Cartman/Stan Marsh/Mr. Garrison/Mr. Mackey/Randy Marsh/Ned Gerblanski/Army General/Bombadiers/Canadian Ambassador/Theatre Clerk/Phillip/Satan"
"Matt Stone – Kyle Broflovski/Kenny McCormick/Saddam Hussein/Gerald Broflovski/Bill Gates/Jimbo Kearn/Terrance"
"Mary Kay Bergman – Liane Cartman/Sheila Broflovski/Sharon Marsh/Wendy Testaburger/Clitoris"
"Isaac Hayes – Chef (voice)"
"Jesse Howell – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Anthony Cross-Thomas – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Franchesca Clifford – Ike Broflovski (voice)"
"Jennifer Howell – Bebe Stevens (voice)"
"George Clooney – Dr. Gouache/Dr. Doctor (voice)"
"Brent Spiner – Conan O'Brien (voice)"
"Minnie Driver – Brooke Shields (voice)"
"Dave Foley – The Baldwin Brothers (voice)"
"Eric Idle – Dr. Vosknocker (voice)"
"I was born Jewish and used to believe in God but I've since read many books that have proven God is just a figment of my imagination. People like to believe in God 'cause it answers complicated questions, like where did the universe come from, do worms go to heaven and why do old ladies have blue hair. And even though I'm an atheist, I still wear my yarmulke as it keeps my brain warm."
"Anyway, do you like the word 'kumquat'?"
"The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect. And so am I. All humans are imperfect."
"Barry Humphries as the Narrator"
"Toni Collette as Mary Daisy Dinkle"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman as Max Jerry Horowitz"
"Eric Bana as Damian Popodopoulos"
"Renée Geyer as Vera Lorraine Dinkle"
"Ian "Molly" Meldrum as Homeless Man"
"Carolyn Shakespeare-Allen as additional voices"
"Game over, fucking shitface!"
"Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!"
"[about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?"
"Surprise motherfucker!"
"It's a joke. You can take it."
"Leon: [only word he says] No."
"Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?"
"Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!"
"Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?"
"Anders Matthesen as Terkel, Barry, Jason, Nigel, Saki, Johanna, Uncle Stewart, Leon, Justin, Osprey"
"Kim Matthesen as Sheila Johanna and fiona"
"Bill Bailey as Barry Cremone, the narrator of the film and music teacher of Terkel's school"
"Ben Bishop as Jason, Terkel's best friend, Osprey, and Nigel & Saki, the two merciless "bully-boys" at Terkel's school"
"Olivia Colman as Sheila, Terkel's mum who is a chain smoker"
"Adrian Edmondson as Terkel, the main protagonist of the film"
"Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel"
"Toby Stephens as Justin, Terkel's psychotic new teacher who is the main antagonist of the film"
"Johnny Vegas as Uncle Stewart, Terkel's short-tempered, alcoholic and violent uncle"
"Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest"
"Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally"
"Gaspard Schlatter as Courgette."
"Sixtine Murat as Camille."
"Paulin Jaccound as Simon."
"Michel Vuillermoz as Raymond."
"Paul Ribera as Ahmed."
"Estelle Hennard as Alice."
"Elliot Sanchez as Jujube."
"Lou Wick as Béatrice."
"Brigitte Rosset as Tante Ida."
"Natacha Koutchoumov as Courgette's Mother."
"Monica Budde as Mme Papineau."
"Adrien Barazzone as Mr. Paul."
"Véronique Montel as Rosy."
"Erick Abbate as Courgette."
"Ness Krell as Camille."
"Romy Beckman as Simon."
"Nick Offerman as Raymond."
"Barry Mitchell as Ahmed."
"Clara Young as Alice."
"Finn Robbins as Jujube."
"Olivia Bucknor as Béatrice."
"Amy Sedaris as Tante Ida."
"Susanne Blakeslee as Courgette's Mother and Mme Papineau."
"Will Forte as Mr. Paul."
"Ellen Page as Rosy."
"Africa... where the web of life is spun from cheaper thread! Africa... where elephants have a graveyard and men are left to rot where they fall! Africa... where pestilence, carnage, and rapine are not disasters but a way of life! Africa... dark flame that lures the ruthless human moths who lust for easy riches! Africa... home of the fierce t'ungala warriors who have no word for "mercy"... or "wheel" or "calendar" or "disinfectant" or "light bulb", "printing press", "steam engine", "fork", "can opener", "telescope", "toilet paper", slow down, you're rolling it too fast! I can't read it if you roll it so fast! That's better. It is written that a wise man was once asked "What are the four principle products of Africa?" and, without hesitation he replied, "Gold, ivory, diamonds, and blood!""
"Okay hoist the mits! From now on us guys are in charge of this goddamn expedition, and I personally will take care of the clown in the funny underpants."
"We're entering the country of the Molar Men. Who ever they are?"
"Brutish, what the devil do you think you're doing? Is this the sort of impression of civilized beings we want to give Mr. Shame?"
"Aw shut up you old fart!"
"You're gonna laugh your X off!"
"First, there was Fritz the Cat...Then, Heavy Traffic...And now, THE FUNNIEST ADULT CARTOON EVER!"
"Georges Aminel as Shame."
"Arlette Thomas as June."
"Paule Emanuele as Queen Bazonga."
"Claude Bertrand as Chief M'Bulu."
"Pierre Trabaud as Charles Of The Pits #1."
"Roger Carel as Charles Of The Pits #2 and Short."
"Guy Piérauld as Professor Cedric Addlepate."
"Lita Recio as Nurse."
"TBA as Craig Baker."
"Marc de Georgi as Brutish."
"Philippe Dumat as Reporter."
"Laurence Badie as Stella Starlet."
"Bernard Dhéran as Narrator."
"Johnny Weissmuller, Jr. as Shame."
"Emily Prager as June."
"Pat Bright as Queen Bazonga."
"Christopher Guest as Chief M'Bulu, Short and Nurse."
"Brian Doyle-Murray as Charles Of The Pits #1."
"Andrew Duncan as Charles Of The Pits #2."
"Guy Sorel as Professor Cedric Addlepate."
"John Belushi as Craig Baker."
"Adolph Caesar as Brutish."
"Bill Murray as Reporter."
"Judy Graubart as Stella Starlet."
"Bob Perry as Narrator."
"Anthony Jackson"
"John Baddeley"
"John Vernon"
"[repeated line] Those bloody Murphys!"
"[after closing his cupboard, the stuff on top falls on him] Ah, shit!"
"[repeated line] Ye Gods!"
"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"
"John Clarke as Wal Footrot."
"Peter Rowley as Dog."
"Rawiri Paratene as Rangi."
"Fiona Samuel as Cheeky Hobson and Pongo."
"Peter Hayden as Irish Murphy and Cooch Windgrass."
"Dorothy McKegg as Aunt Dolly."
"Billy T. James as Pawai."
"Brian Sergent as Spit Murphy."
"Marshall Napier as Hunk Murphy."
"Michael Haigh as The Rugby Commentator."
"Thank you."
"Seize the day, Harvie! Seize the day! Carpe Diem!"
"Narrated by Geoffrey Rush"
"John Flaus as Harvie Krumpet"
"Kamahl as the Statue of Horace"
"Julie Forsyth as Lilliana Krumpetzki"