317 quotes found
"(when attacks) Yah!"
"(when gets hit) Ouch!"
"(when falls) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"(to Samos) Uh, we won't find any more of that Dark-gooey-Eco stuff in there, will we? Cuz I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"
"The sage yaps on about the Precursors who built this place all the time. (imitating Samos) "Where did they go, why did they build this crap?""
"I like Precursor Orbs and power cells as much as the next guy, but if you ask me, [the Precursors] musta been real losers."
"Hmmm. Stay fuzzy, save the world... Choices. Oh alright fine! We'll save the world! But do it quickly before I change my mind!"
""Oh Boy! Here we go again!"
"I was right behind you, Jak! Really... I was."
"Don't worry, I'll avenge you! Not...!"
"While you're down there, will you rub my feet?"
"Don't step into the light, Jak! DON'T STEP INTO THE LIGHT!!"
"Say "goodnight", Jak."
"Hey, Jak! Can I, uh... have your insect collection?"
"I'll say something really teary at the funeral, like... "HOW AM I GONNA GET CHANGED BACK NOW?!!""
"Step 1: Stay Alive. Step 2: THINK-ABOUT-NOT-DOING-SOMETHING-LIKE-THAT-AGAIN!"
"Heimlich! Stretcher! Yuck! Breath mint?"
"Well, uh... better you than me."
"That looks like it hurt. Should I call for backup?"
"I have spent my life searching for the answers that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the Precursors? Why did they create the vast monoliths that litter our planet? How did they harness Eco, the life energy of the world? What was their purpose? And why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall. Even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answers rest on the shoulders... of a young boy... oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance! And why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage, anyway? I'm only the master of Green Eco, one of the wisest men on the planet! So it seems the answers begin not with careful research or sensible thinking. Nay! As with many of fate's mysteries, it begins with but a small act... of disobedience."
"Who woulda thought I'd live to see the day I had to be rescued by a boy and his muskrat? I'm gonna give Gol and Maia a little payback for these embarrassments! Then we'll see about cookin' up some muskrat stew. (Daxter gulps)"
"Max Casella as Daxter"
"Warren Burton as Samos Hagai"
"Anna Garduno as Keira"
"Dee Snider as Gol Acheron"
"Kevin Conroy as Fisherman"
"Brian Peck as Gambler"
"Bob Hastings as Mayor"
"David Herman as Sculptor"
"Don't touch it Daxter! Who knows what more Dark Eco will do to you."
"I'm through saving the world."
"To the end."
"Let's go topside and see what kind of trouble we can get into."
"Go back to the city Dax."
"I thought you said a smart warrior never takes his opponent head on."
"Dark? Dirty? Dangerous? I'm beginning to like this war."
"(In disgust of Daxter's and Tess's talk) Oh please! Will you two take it outside?"
"Sand cannot keep a shape by itself, but add water and it becomes malleable. Fate can be such, if you add the right element."
"Don't make me come over there and...sic Jak on ya!"
"Our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off. So don’t piss him off. (Whispers) Word to the wise…"
"I'll handle this."
"Excuse me... Mr. Sand King... Yes, I'd like to place a complaint. We've been training hard. My feet are killing me, and I think I'm getting a hangnail."
"Talk to the tail. Cause the whiskers ain't listening! We out, Jak."
"I've got two words for you: tooth brush !"
"You know what I really miss? Soft underpants. You know how it lifts and cradles? (scratches under the screen.) You wouldn't understand."
"AARGH! My beautiful mug!"
"Hey! I'm the real hero here! you can call me.... Orange Lightning, ziz-zi-zig!"
"You're saving the good moves for later, right?"
"I feel for ya Jak, but I wouldn't want to be you."
"Ohohoho, man! That had to hurt."
"Jak, it's time for Orange Lightning to take over."
"Are you having an outer body experience, is that what this is?"
"And I thought you were going to protect me!"
"You did that on purpose, right?"
"I wonder if Ashelin needs a new sidekick?"
"Alright, cut! Where's the director? I can't work like this!"
"Please, Jak, you're such a wimp. I could have taken them myself."
"Maybe you should get on my shoulder for a while."
"This is what happens when they drop my name from the title."
"I'm glad I'm not your stunt double."
"You came! You saw! You got your butt kicked."
"Where are the moves, man? I'm wondering, where are they?"
"Could we, uh, try that again? Alright, places, everyone!"
"8, 9, 10, and he's down for the count! You're out!"
"You need your bottle? Come on, you big baby!"
"I've found some new friends to help me conquer this puny little planet."
"(about the Dark Makers) It seems my digital self can communicate with these poor, tortured minds quite well. Oh but they're just like you and me Jak; well, me at least. They want a home, someone to call a friend—destruction of all Light Eco!"
"I'll drive. Jak, you get on the gun! Daxter, just get in, sit down, and shut up!"
"This time, the precursors will not have mercy on you."
"You will all burn in the precursor fires of creation! I swear it."
"Mike Erwin as Jak"
"Phil LaMarr as Count Veger and Sig"
"Bumper Robinson as Damas"
"Susan Eisenberg as Ashelin Praxis"
"Cutter Mitchell as Torn"
"Britton A. Arey as Tess"
"Robert Patrick Benedict as Vin"
"Brian Bloom as Kleiver"
"Chris Cox as Pecker"
"Warren Burton as Samos"
"Tara Strong as Kiera and Seem"
"Richard MacGonagle as Precursor Leader"
"David Herman as Errol"
"The Second Assault had begun. The plan was a simple one: The S.H.C. were to attack from the sea and secure the three obstacles: Here; here; and here. This would allow the heavy stuff to get through...ready for phase two. However, the Tediz battle master, the mysterious Professor von Kripplespac was waiting with his giant gun of doom... waiting to blow them back into history. The Tediz were ready to defend, but time wasn't on their side. The question still hinged: Could Von Kripplespac sink the S.H.C. ship, or could the Squirrel attack force break in and thwart him?"
"With the Second Assault finally over, the battle moved inland. Professor von Kripplespac's forces making an tactical retreat to a disused prison known as 'The Fortress'. The Tediz had secured one half of the structure, and the Squirrel High Command the other; A stalemate... Only one thing here could assure victory: Demoralize the enemy, by capturing their precious colors: Their flag. The flags were deep inside each half. In order to secure victory, each would need to be brought intact to the pickup point. There to be filmed and broadcast to all the enemy troops... It was a longshot, and unlikely to work... but in war, anything goes..."
"Despite fighting to the death and winning many battles, the Tediz were not winning the war. Forced finally to retreat to his clifftop castle stronghold, Von Kripplespac knew that only one thing could save them from defeat... The Machine. History has told us of its use, but then, no-one knew for sure. The SHC had sent in a crack assault squad. Their mission: to link up the power lines to their generator, restart the cable car, and get a trooper inside to overcharge and destroy the Machine. The Tediz... well, history also tells us they'd forgotten to pack the batteries. They both needed to link up the power lines, then seal the connection somehow. The race was on."
"Years later, the eternal war betwixt Tediz and Squirrel continued, but now on a new and more vicious front. The Machine Tediz had arrived, pouring through Von Kripplespac's new machine. The S.H.C. were driven back to the point of defeat, with only one last thread of victory: The legend of a base, buried under the ice, and said to contain a secret knowledge; it was rumored to be a map showing the location of an ancient weapon that once belonged to the long dead Panther King. Both Tediz and S.H.C. now wanted this map, but there was a problem - the map was not whole. The Tediz had found one half, and the S.H.C. the other. The mission was a simple one: Steal the enemies' map fragment and take it to the uplink device to decode the map from orbit, only then could the location of this weapon be revealed and victory assured."
"With the two halves of the map now reunited, the long lost resting place of the 'Thing' had finally been located: an abandoned mining outpost way up the Big Rim. However, the secret didn't stay safe very long, particularly when it appeared on the front cover of 'Fur Only'. It was now simply a case of who got there first. Unfortunately Professor von Kripplespac made an immediate wrong turn, ending up (due to the fact the map was printed upside-down) in precisely the right place. As the Tediz commander prepared to excavate the 'Thing', the Squirrel High Command had finally realized their mistake and headed full pelt towards the outpost... They must destroy the 'Thing' before it, whatever it was, destroyed them! Both sides realized the key to victory lay within the Three Towers. Reactivate them to re-route and deactivate the enemy shielding, then bring their firepower to bear and blow the other back to oblivion either SHC's Spawner or the Tediz' excavation."
"Things hadn't quite turned out as expected for either side, as it was revealed that the 'Thing' wasn't a weapon after all. It was a tomb! The Panther King had lain at rest for two hundred years, frozen in his icy prison. Before the SHC could react, the body was gone stolen! Intelligence told them where their ancient enemy had been taken. The Tediz homeworld, also known as Doon. It was a race against time: if the Tediz managed to revive their dormant leader then a new reign of terror would begin, but if the small SHC assault force could get there first...All they needed to do was break through the Tediz defense gates, here, here and here. They could be broken by either destroying the locking mechanism or hacking it. Once into the Tediz base, all hell would break loose. This time they had to be sure. The heart! They must destroy the heart!"
"Chris Seavor - Conker T. Squirrel, Birdy, Gargoyle, Gregg the Grim Reaper, Counta Conkula 'Batula' Squirrel, Panther King, Beetles, Wayne the Wasp, Wasps, Mr. King Bee, Franky the Pitchfork, Boss Weasel, Professor, Ugas, Bugga the Knut, Rock Creatures, Male Villagers, Monk, Squirrel Army, Weasels, Private Rodent, Ron the Paintpot, Reg the Paintbrush, Haybot, Boiler, Imps, Jack, Burt, Marvin the Mouse, Tediz, Mr. Barrel, Baby Fangy the Dinosaur, Dragon God, Money, Carl, Quentin, Buggerlugs The Bull, Mavis the Cow, Guards, Sarge, and Others"
"Louise Ridgeway - Berri, Mrs. Queen Bee, Sunflower, Jugga, and Squirrel Sneekers"
"Chris Marlow - The Great Mighty Poo"
"Chris Sutherland - Squirrel Demolishers"
"Eveline Novakovic"
"Duncan Botwood"
"Fred Tatasciore - Narrator"
"My, 626. You are so great. Look, I make a DNA enhancement for my finest creation! Oooh, I am sick of it! I am sick of it! Well, everything's about to change. We'll see how Jumba feels about you now that I have used the DNA on myself!"
"Who's superior now?"
"Whatever you do, don't look up!"
"Let's try it one more time. 621 good, 626 bad!"
"How's that feel?"
"[after seeing 626 destroy crates] I could have done that."
"Use the walls, 626!"
"Look around you, 626! It's DNA. The basis for all my experiments. Go, and collect me samples from this world!"
"Good! Excellent, 626! The new 700 series mutants are almost ready to be tested!"
"The red DNA are worth extra to me, 626. Watch out for them!"
"Yoo-hoo! An alien toe! Your hyper metabolism will heal your wounds in no time."
"That... that could be one of the Squids of the Ancients... Legend says they lead you to great treasure... Oop... Wait. No... no. That looks like a generic robo Squid Bot - follow it!"
"Now that checkpoint is active, I can transport you to here if things get a little too rough for you."
"This is your last mistake, mutant!"
"I will catch you! You little trog!"
"Chris Sanders as 626/Stitch"
"David Ogden Stiers as Jumba Jookiba"
"Frank Welker as 621/Chopsuey"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Captain Gantu"
"James Arnold Taylor as Dr. Habbitrale"
"Zoe Caldwell as Grand Councilwoman (deleted scene)"
"Hey, another five cents!"
"Hey, a nickel!"
"I still got my Space Jam skills!"
"Did you ever get the feeling that you was being rendered?"
"Darn special effects. The diamond!"
"Up up and away!"
"Joe Alaskey as Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, ACME Chairman"
"Billy West as Elmer Fudd"
"Oh boy! This is going to the best Crash Nebula ever!"
"I know what happened! Get on with it!"
"Oooh! A movie! I need popcorn!"
"Talk, talk, talk! Can’t a fairy get any peace? I’m only kidding! I love to talk!"
"Look! It’s Oberon! He used to be the fairy king! Let’s get his autograph!"
"We’re in the training movie! I think it’s going to teach us to use emergency magic reserves!"
"Try talking to us, sweetie!"
"Hi, Timmy! It’s great to talk, so do it whenever you want!"
"Wishes are great but remember, wishes take star power!"
"Now then, jumping is vital to getting around! Let’s tackle this staircase!"
"Good work! Now cross these treacherous bookcases! Treacherous bookcases? Who writes this nonsense?"
"For bigger leaps, jump in the air! That’s right, ignore the rules of physics and jump twice!"
"Well done, fairy fellow! I mean fellow fairy. You have passed basic training!"
"Tara Strong as Timmy Turner"
"Daran Norris as Cosmo, Crimson Chin, Mr. Turner, Jorgen Von Strangle"
"Suzanne Blakeslee as Wanda, Mrs. Turner"
"Grey DeLisle as Vicky"
"Rob Paulsen as Chamberlain, King Oberon"
"Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker"
"I knew I should've taken that left turn at Uranus!"
"Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie!"
"Grab all the atoms you see!"
"It's gonna be a bumpy ride."
"Just like Mom used to make!"
"Lucky thing I'm a cartoon."
"I’m higher than two New York skyscrapers!"
"Now, what would a platform game be without platforms hmm. I wonder if there's any extra lives up there?"
"Oh look! An arrow! Aren't these game designers wonderful?"
"Ooh, ooh! This is my FAVORITE part!"
"So, you wanna be a video game star?"
"Tag, you're it!"
"Call the number on my bracelet!"
"This would've KILLED Arnold!"
"(Unintelligible) What buttons did you press?"
"WAKE UP!!!!"
"Woolie Bully!"
"It's-a me, Mario!"
"So long-a, King-a Bowser!"
"Press start to play!"
"Thank you so much-a for to playing my game!"
"Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool."
"Mario! The power of the stars is restored to the castle. And it's all thanks to you. Thank you, Mario. We have to do something special for you. Come on, everybody. Let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario."
"Welcome. No one's home! Now scram-and don't come back! Gwa ha ha!"
"Bwa ha ha ha! You've stepped right into my trap, just like I knew you would! I warn you, 'Friend,' watch your step!"
"Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here...Gwa ha ha!! Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around! A wimp like you won't throw me out of here! Never! Ha!"
"Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not as I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not finished with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
"Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the Princess again! Bwa ha ha ha!"
"Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world...Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch--I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"
"Charles Martinet as Mario"
"He's right, Kazooie. There goes your birdseed money!"
"P-perhaps one of us s-should g-go t-take a l-look outside..."
"Sure was noisy. Let's go take a look, Kazooie."
"He's right! Quick, everyone out!"
"Well, at least everyone got out safely..."
"It's worse than that......Grunty's killed poor Bottles!"
"Sigh... I've a feeling it's not going to be so easy this time..."
"Don't be so sure, Banjo..."
"Hey! Look outside, everyone! Grunty the witch is coming!"
"Oh... Er, false alarm, Bottle. Must've been some shadows."
"C'mon, bone face, let's play. I feel lucky!"
"B-but it's dark out there and...Err, I'll be scared..."
"What a sucker, huh? C'mon, Banjo, gimme a hand..."
"Guess I'll be having that birdseed after all, huh, Banjo?"
"Yeah, yeah, skull boy, and I bet she had two heads!"
"Look at our house!"
"Hang on, where's goggle boy?"
"He wasn't the favorite character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway..."
"Great, I get to peck some more witch butt! Let's go, Banjo!"
"No, no, no, this cannot be! What happened to little old me?"
"I hate bones, a body I need, can you help with this little deed?"
"Right then, girls, let's fix me up, then Banjo's hairy butt I'll whup!"
"Leave it to me, he's no hassle! I'll kick butt, then off to the castle!"
"Revenge is mine, I cannot miss, let's see that furry fool dodge this!"
"Hold on, sis, I'm nearly there, I've just been to blast that bear!"
"No, no, Klungo, you stay here, I'll be back, have no fear!"
"I-I'm sorry, master, he was too quick for me. B-but I'll get him next time..."
"Oh, it was awful master. Those horrible Kongs threw barrels at me that went bang. Knocked me into the lava, they did. And I've singed both my wings. Then one of them got really big and punched me in the face! Look at my poor old nose! I want to go and lie down now. I'm not feeling well at all..."
""What did Cranky mean about training? Donkey Kong all confused..." (DK Treehouse)"
""Yes, Donkey will help K. Lumsy!" (talking with K. Lumsy)"
"Pant! Must get out of here before fatso discovers that the Kongs are recovering the blueprints to his stupid machine."
"What's that?! Who's there?"
"Nearly there - I'm almost safe."
"I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Soon, Donkey Kong and his pretty little island will be no more!"
"I want you to do everything in your power to keep Donkey Kong distracted. Steal that hoard of Golden Bananas he treasures so much and take care of his pathetic friends. This time there can be no mistakes."
"I hope for your sake, you're right this time."
""While you'll be busy looking for your precious golden bananas and flea-bitten friends, I'll be preparing my lizard flavored surprise!!"
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
"Let's see how that fool Donkey Kong is progressing, shall we?"
"That's right, my scaly friend, the ape hasn't even got his first banana yet!"
"W-what?! How did he do that?!"
"Very good, Donkey, but you'll need more than brute strength to stop me this time!"
"That meddlesome monkey should be burnt to a crisp by now. Where's that Armadillo?!"
"Imbecile! I don't like failure - do you know what happens to failures?"
"I've waited too long for this."
"I won't let those flea-bitten monkeys ruin my plans this time."
"I underestimated those Kongs. Their progress is unexpected."
"Chief technician! I trust the Blast-O-Matic will soon be ready to be activated."
"Guards! Make sure no one leaves until my machine is ready!"
"Time to see what those furry freaks are up to"
"Huh? Not a Kong in sight. Where are They?"
"W-who was that?!"
"I'm surrounded by fools..."
"Those stubborn apes don't know when they're beat. But even they will have to admit defeat after they've tangled with my fiery little pet. Nothing can stop me now. Their island is doomed! Ah, there you are. I trust the Kongs have been dealt with?"
"Fatso, is it? I'd choose my last words more carefully if I were you."
"Any last requests?"
"I think not."
"It's the Kongs! Wake up, you fools, and activate the machine!"
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
"No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!"
"Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong. My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles. I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas. You can come and see me wherever you see my face. Don't be shy now, dearies."
""Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)"
""Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)"
""Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)"
""Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door)"
""X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door)"
""Free the Llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door)"
""Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden suprises." (Red door)"
""Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door)"
""Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)"
""Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)"
""Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door)"
""Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)"
""Lanky's OrangStand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door)"
""Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door)"
""Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's Primate Punch." (Green door)"
""After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy." (Yellow door)"
""When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door)"
""Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door)"
""Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside." (Purple door)"
""Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door)"
""21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door)"
""Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy." (Red door)"
""The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom." (Blue door)"
""Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door)"
""Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!" (Green door)"
""Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy." (Yellow door)"
""If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door)"
""Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door)"
""Tiny will need the Monkeyport before she can get the banana under the igloo." (Purple door)"
""Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls." (Green door)"
""Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK." (Yellow door)"
""Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy." (Red door)"
""Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door)"
""Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum." (Purple door)"
""If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it." (Green door)"
"Grant Kirkhope as Donkey Kong"
"Chris Sutherland as Diddy Kong, King K. Rool"
"To protect yourself Simba, you must learn to roar. Press the roar button to scare your enemies. One day you too will be a great king Simba."
"One day you will be a great king, Simba."
"Hey! Come back here, Hairball!"
"To be a true king little Simba, you must learn to defeat enemies. Press the roar button to attack your enemies."
"You can attack enemies by pouncing them. To use your pounce attack, press the role button, then press the roar button, once you are in the air!"
"I think not! I am the King!"
"Mufasa was so easily beaten. Like father, like son."
"And here's my little secret. [whispers]"
"[chuckles] Good try."
"Young fool!"
"Defeat Scar to regain your throne!"
"I feel like I run a marathon!"
"It is my destiny to defeat the Pride-landers. [laughs]"
"You’ll never beat me!"
"You’re not a king!"
"You're a bad, BAD weasel...Or whatever you are."
"Forget it, Spanx. It’s Chinatown."
"Oh my God! It’s Roman Polanski!"
"Could you please stop breaking things with my face?!"
"You have a plan that DIDN'T involve using me as a war mace?"
"I don't suppose you'd stop if I told you how painful this was?...Didn't think so."
"Wow! You are one ugly figment of my imagination!"
"Yuck! This better work."
"Hey, you’re that guy on TV! Private Buttbreath!"
"What a wimp. Are you sure your name isn’t Captain Bootlick?"
"Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck? I got to stop eating that chili before I hit the sack. (burps) It always gives me weird dreams."
"Kid? How about you call me Scaler?"
"Okay, have it your way. You’re not a dream."
"Okay, maybe I’m not dreaming. Maybe… maybe this is real."
"I’m no speck of dust. I can do anything!"
"This is not just any lizard egg. It’s an egg from my world. What do you want with it?"
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"Excellent!"
"What the bleep?"
"Well, that worked out pretty good."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
"I smell tacos."
"Do I really look that fat?"
"Hey, it's one of those bell-ringy-thingies!"
"That can't be good."
"I'm no scientist, but I bet that clock has something to do with time."
"What now? A giant crab? A giant dog? A giant...carrot?"
"Who leaves this crap lying around?"
"What next? The obligatory boss battle?"