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"Nobody else is going to die. Not for me."
"I have to start finding these Horcruxes. [refers to Tom Riddle] They're our only chance to beat him, and the longer we stay here, the stronger he gets."
"I want to go to Godric's Hollow. It's where I was born. It's where my parents died."
"[as he and Hermione arrive at Godric's Hollow, refusing Hermione's advice to use Polyjuice Potion] This is where I was born. I'm not returning as someone else."
"[coming across the old Potter family cottage, where Voldemort killed his parents; to Hermione] This is where they died, Hermione. This is where he murdered them."
"Seems strange, mate. Dumbledore sends you off to find all these Horcruxes, but doesn't tell you how to destroy them. Doesn't that bother you?"
"[Referring to Hermione] We won't last two days without her. [pause] Don't tell her I said that."
"No, you don't know how it feels! Your parents are dead! You have no family!"
"Fine. I get it. I saw you two the other night."
"Please. Come back."
"[to Mary Cattermole while disguised as her husband] Mary, go home. Get the kids. We have to get out of the country, understand? Mary, do as I say!"
"[realizing something] We didn't celebrate your birthday, Harry! Ginny and I, we prepared a cake. We were going to bring it out at the end of the wedding."
"Actually, I'm highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook."
"[whispering to Harry when she sees a mysterious figure watching them] Harry, there's someone watching us. By the church. [Harry: I think I know who that is.]"
"[Reading the Tale of the Three Brothers] "There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely winding road, at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too treacherous to pass, but being learned in the magical arts, the three brothers simply waved their wands and made a bridge. Before they could cross, however, they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. It was Death, and he felt cheated. Cheated because travelers would normally drown in the river, but Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers on their magic and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him. The oldest asked for a wand more powerful than any in existence, so Death fashioned him one from an elder tree that stood nearby. The second brother decided he wanted to humiliate Death even further and asked for the power to recall loved ones from the grave, so Death plucked a stone from the river and offered it to him. Finally, Death turned to the third brother. A humble man, he asked for something that would allow him to go forth from that place without being followed by Death. And so it was that Death reluctantly handed over his own Cloak of Invisibility. The first brother traveled to a distant village. While with the Elder Wand in hand, he killed a wizard with whom he had once quarreled. Drunk with the power that the Elder Wand had given him, he bragged of his invincibility. But that night, another wizard stole the wand and slit the brother's throat for good measure. And so Death took the first brother for his own. The second brother journeyed to his home, where he took the stone and turned it thrice in hand. To his delight, the girl he had once hoped to marry before her untimely death appeared before him. Yet, soon she turned sad and cold for she did not belong in the mortal world. Driven mad with hopeless longing, the second brother killed himself so as to join her. And so Death took the second brother. As for the third brother, Death searched for many years but was never able to find him. Only when he attained a great age did the youngest brother shed the Cloak of Invisibility and give it to his son. He then greeted Death as an old friend and went with him gladly, departing this life as equals.""
"Wormtail! Have I not spoken to you about keeping our guest quiet?!"
"As inspiring as I find your bloodlust, Bellatrix, I must be the one to kill Harry Potter."
"To those of you who do not know. We are joined tonight by Ms. Charity Burbage, who until recently, taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Her specialty was Muggle Studies. It is Ms. Burbage's belief that Muggles are not so different from us. She would, given her way, have us mate with them. [Bellatrix gags in disgust] To her, the mixture of magical and Muggle blood is not an abomination, but something to be encouraged."
"Harry Potter. So long it's been."
"Dobby has come to rescue Harry Potter, of course. Dobby will always be there for Harry Potter."
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf. And Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!"
"[last words] Such a beautiful place, to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend, Harry Potter."
"Rufus Scrimgeour: [First lines] These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We, ever your servants, will continue to defend your liberty and repel the forces that seek to take it from you! Your Ministry remains...strong."
"Bill Weasley: Mad-Eye's dead. Mundungus took one look at Voldemort and disapparated."
"Ollivander: [while being tortured by Voldemort] I believed a different wand would work, I swear!"
"Neville Longbottom: [Confronting Death Eaters on the train] Hey, losers, he isn't here."
"Xenophilius Lovegood: [draws a line] The Elder Wand, the most powerful wand ever made. [draws a circle] The Resurrection Stone. [draws a triangle] The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, they make the Deathly Hallows. Together, they make one master of death."
"Lucius Malfoy: [To Scabior] You dare to talk to me like that IN MY OWN HOUSE?!"
"Bellatrix Lestrange: [Ordering Narcissa to put both Harry and Ron in the cellar] Cissy, put the boys in the cellar! [To Hermione] I want to have a little conversation with this one, girl-to-girl!"
"The End Begins"
"Nowhere Is Safe"
"Part 1 of the Epic Finale"
"The Hunt Begins"
"Trust No One"
"Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter"
"Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley"
"Emma Watson - Hermione Granger"
"Helena Bonham Carter - Bellatrix Lestrange"
"Robbie Coltrane - Rubeus Hagrid"
"Toby Jones - Dobby (voice)"
"Warwick Davis - Griphook"
"Tom Felton - Draco Malfoy"
"Ralph Fiennes - Lord Voldemort"
"Ian McKellen - Albus Dumbledore"
"Brendan Gleeson - Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody"
"Richard Griffiths - Vernon Dursley"
"Robert Pattinson - Cedric Diggory"
"John Hurt - Garrick Ollivander"
"Rhys Ifans - Xenophilius Lovegood"
"Jason Isaacs - Lucius Malfoy"
"Bill Nighy - Rufus Scrimgeour"
"Alan Rickman - Severus Snape"
"Fiona Shaw - Petunia Dursley"
"Timothy Spall - Peter Pettigrew"
"Imelda Staunton - Dolores Umbridge"
"David Thewlis - Remus Lupin"
"Julie Walters - Molly Weasley"
"Mark Williams - Arthur Weasley"
"Domnhall Gleeson - Bill Weasley"
"George Harris - Kingsley Shacklebolt"
"James Phelps - Fred Weasley"
"Oliver Phelps - George Weasley"
"[facing Severus Snape in the Great Hall, coldly] It seems despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem, Headmaster. [The members of the Order of the Phoenix enter the Great Hall] I'm afraid it's quite extensive. How dare you stand where he stood? Tell them how it happened that night! Tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you, and killed him! Tell them!"
"There's a reason I can hear them…the Horcruxes. I think I've known for a while. And I think you have too."
"Come on, Tom. Let's finish this the way we started it. TOGETHER!"
"Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was the bravest man I've ever known."
"[About Griphook] That little git. At least we've still got Bogrod. [Bogrod gets incinerated to death by the Ukrainian Ironbelly dragon] That's unfortunate."
"[After Goyle attempted to kill Hermione with the Killing Curse in the Room of Requirement] That's my girlfriend, you numpties!"
"[about saving Malfoy and Blaise] If we die for them, Harry, I'm gonna KILL YOU!"
"[while disguised as Bellatrix] I wish to enter my vault."
"[talking about Aberforth] He did save our lives twice. Kept an eye on us in that mirror. [whispers to Harry] That doesn't seem like someone who's given up."
"[to Nagini, speaking in Parseltongue] The boy has discovered our secret, Nagini. It makes us vulnerable. We must deploy all our forces now to find him. And you, my friend, must stay close."
"[whispering to all of Hogwarts] I know that many of you will want to fight. Some of you may even think that to fight is wise. But this is folly. Give me Harry Potter. Do this and none shall be harmed. Give me Harry Potter, and I shall leave Hogwarts untouched. Give me Harry Potter, and you will be rewarded. You have one hour."
"[watching as Hogwarts is protected by spells] They never learn. Such a pity."
"[to Nagini] Come, Nagini. I need to keep you safe."
"[whispering to all of Hogwarts] You have fought valiantly, but in vain. I do not wish this. Every drop of magical blood spilled is a terrible waste. I therefore command my forces to retreat. In their absence, dispose of your dead with dignity. Harry Potter, I now speak directly to you. On this night, you have allowed your friends to die for you, rather than face me yourself. There is no greater dishonor. Join me in the Forbidden Forest, and confront your fate. If you do not do this, I shall kill every last man, woman, and child who tries to conceal you from me."
"Harry Potter, the Boy who Lived...come to die. [pause] Avada Kedavra!"
"[last words, as Harry collects his tears] Take them to the Pensieve. Look at me. You have your mother's eyes. [dies]"
"Ollivander: The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. That much has always been clear to those of us who have studied wandlore."
"Luna Lovegood: I think it's best if you two talk alone. She's very shy."
"Lily Potter: [in Snape's memory] Harry, you are so loved, so loved. [Whispering] Harry, Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong."
"Molly Weasley: [in anger towards Bellatrix for trying to hurt Ginny] Not my daughter, YOU BITCH!"
"It all ends."
"It all ends here."
"Nowhere is safe."
"The last enemy is death."
"Join me and confront your fate."
"Warwick Davis - Filius Flitwick"
"John Hurt - Mr. Ollivander"
"Kelly Macdonald - Helena Ravenclaw"
"Gary Oldman - Sirius Black"
"Maggie Smith - Minerva McGonagall"
"Matthew Lewis - Neville Longbottom"
"Evanna Lynch - Luna Lovegood"
"Bonnie Wright - Ginny Weasley"
"I don't think we're in the '90s anymore."
"The 21st century is a very dangerous century."
"I'm gonna find some episodes from The Fatheads."
"You let yourself down, Mr. Bighead. You can live without the old job, and you can live without your house. But you can't live without a relationship with your child."
"PUSH THE BUTTON!!!"
"That show is all I have!"
"Filburt, Grandpa possessed another lawn gnome!"
"We're home!"
"[after swapping heads with Filburt] Hey, you've gained a little weight, Filburt."
"Hello, Internets. It's me, FishSticks96, with my trusty selfie-o-matic cranial attachment."
"[after swapping heads with Heffer] Hey, shell boy."
"Ed: Rocko, an old cartoon isn't going to solve the kinds of problems you have."
"Ed: I have no DAUGHTER!!!!!"
"Ed: Let me take this, Mr. Gassy-Cloud thing, whatever you are. Rocko, we can't live in the past. We can be grateful for it. But life isn't permanent, and if we don't embrace what's now, we miss out on a lot of important stuff."
"Ed: Why don't you go back to the '90s where you belong?!"
"Bev: Oh, Ed, I wish you'd be more open-minded. I think it's great what Rachel has done. I'm sure she's more comfortable with herself. Plus, I just found these shoes in her size! AREN'T THEY ADORABLE?!"
"Carlos Alazraqui as"
"Tom Kenny as"
"Charlie Adler as Ed & Bev Bighead, Mr. and Mrs. Fathead, Mr. Dupette, Grandpa Wolfe, and Dead Napoleon"
"Mr. Lawrence as Filburt, Maitre D', Martian 1, Doug, Hopping Hessian, Doodleberg, and Lizard"
"Jill Talley as Nosey, Rabbit Mama, Schlam-o-Girl, Teacher, and Elephant Lady"
"Linda Wallem as Dr. Hutchinson, Crazy Aunt Gretchen, and Female Giraffe"
"Steve Little as Nineman, Construction Worker, Cowboy, Ox, and Worm B."
"Joe Murray as Ralph/Rachel Bighead"
"Rachael Ray as the Real Rachel Bighead"
"Cosmo Serguson as Pillow Salesman, Martian 2, VHS Tape, Injured Worm, TV Announcer 1, and Russian Hockey Player"
"Tom Smith as Really Really Big Man (Movie) and VCR"
"Dan Becker as Rabbit Dad"
"Why'd I ever leave jolly old England? The pubs, the royal palaces, the white cliffs of Dover, the pubs..."
"Rick Zieff as Zibo and Slade. (credited as Danny Katiana)"
"Michael Van Citters as Ming."
"Phil Lollar as Grand Master Hanh and Bali."
"Alicyn Packard as Shiva and Rex."
"I can't fly with the kids, ha, ha, ha. They're childish."
"[last words before his death; to Peng] Birds are so arrogant. Always flying away at the first sign of danger. Nobody is flying anywhere. Tonight, you're going out with a whimper."
"Jim Gaffigan as Peng."
"Zendaya as Chi."
"Lance Lim as Chao."
"Greg Proops as Banzou."
"Natasha Leggero as Jinjing."
"Stephen Fry as Frazier."
"Craig Ferguson as Giles."
"Carl Reiner as Larry."
"Jennifer Grey as Edna."
"Reggie Watts as Carl."
"Diedrich Bader as Bing."
"Rick Overton as Stanley."
"[To Martha] I don't think before I act sometimes, but I'm not a bad person. You think bad people have the capacity to … love and stuff?"
"'cause humans just wanna put a name on something to make it feel safe, but really, what is a dinosaur other than a dragon?"
"[To Francis] You think you're just gonna walk out of this life and settle down? You'll never be normal."
"You're like the little engine that could that just keeps running off the tracks. I'm stopping this train! No more."
"Sam Rockwell - Francis"
"Anna Kendrick - Martha McKay"
"Tim Roth - Hopper"
"Katie Nehra - Sophie"
"Wendy McColm - Julia"
"Uh, actually, I find his story quite convincin'."
"Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place."
"[to Beth] Oh, Beth! I'm so glad to see ya! I knew you'd never dump me off in the woods!"
"No one touches my Dinkleman!"
"[After Elliot suggests taking a different route] Through Dead Bear Gulch?!"
"The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. [Boog turns his back on Giselle] See ya, Giselle."
"Movies! Two words! Um, ooh-ooh! Lethal Weapon 2."
"[to Elliot] Where are you goin' with this, Elliot?"
"We got the warned they others."
"[during the chase in a lava mine] Who puts a loop-de-loop in a lava mine?"
"I'm a grizzly bear!"
"Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that."
"Let's take a short intermission."
"Okay. We got rid of our dead weight. Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF. That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL."
"Boog, I'll write you every single day!"
"I'm just a doe. A deer. A female deer."
"Don't strain yourself."
"So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?"
"[sees pictures of Bobbie and Bob] It's spotless. No signs of a struggle."
"Guys, how about we use the door?"
"While Shaw did not specifically mention coming after Mr. Weenie... I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go! [starts crying and stops] Hey, wait up for Mr. Weenie!"
"This rope is good! Although, it could use some salt."
"Welcome to the scene of the crime."
"[during a plane crash] Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess. I'm not really German, I am Swiss!"
"[after he heard what Boog have said] So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things. [gasps] So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories! [he leaves]"
"[breaking the fourth wall] And so everybody (in the forest) did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie, (who have finally found Bobbie and Bob). The end! [closes his doggy door and went back inside]"
"Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour."
"Take a gander, boys and girls. We've arrived at Dead Bear Gulch."
"The Wailing Wampus Werewolf. It's real. It's real."
"[to Gordy] The werewolf wants to destroy you, [Elliot gets hit by a wall] your family, [Elliot gets spin by the fan] your way of life."
"We're getting the band back together."
"[while the hornets sting him] I'm allergic to hornets!"
"Okay, Okay! The meeting is called to order. Marcia, you have an announcement?"
"[to Shaw] I don't see anything conclusive here, Shaw."
"[to Shaw] Shaw, only the werewolf. You're not (allowed) to touch anything else in that forest."
"[to the cops] Well, looks like we've found our werewolf. Shaw, I should have known."
"[to Shaw] You'll have plenty to say at your trial for posing as a monster and creating a general panic. Open Season is closed. Permanently. [the animals cheers and he closes the back door of the police car] Take him away boys."
"[to Boog] Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wild life, but I think we can make an exception. [he gives Boog some chocolate bars] Take care of yourself, Boog."
"McSquizzly: Moose pucky!"
"Buddy: [he sees a ladybug] Something."
"Ian: If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago. I knew that bear couldn't hack it out there. He's more an em-bear-assment. [to the Rabbits] Get it? Em-bear-assment. Ha, Ha!"
"Reilly: [from trailer] Hey, what did I miss?"
"Ed: What does a werewolf need a backpack for?"
"Elliot is on an adventure to take the Boo out of Boog!"
"On 92 minutes-format Blu-Ray Combo Pack, DVD and Digital HD, Available December 22nd, 2015."
"On Blu-Ray Combo Pack, DVD and Digital HD, Available March 8th."
"Bloopers, Outtakes, And More!"
"Donny Lucas as Boog."
"Will Townsend as Elliot / Mr. Weenie / Additional Voices."
"Melissa Sturm as Giselle / Additional Voices."
"Brian Drummond as Ian / Reilly / Tree-Hugger Man / Additional Voices."
"Lee Tockar as Buddy / McSquizzy / Additional Voices."
"Peter Kelamis as Serge."
"Trevor Devall as Shaw / Werewolf / Additional Voices."
"Lorne Cardinal as Gordy."
"Garry Chalk as Ed."
"Kathleen Barr as Bobbie / Edna / Tree-Hugger Lady."
"Shannon Chan-Kent as Rosie / Marcia."
"Michelle Murdocca as Maria."
"Frank Welker as Animals' vocal effects."
"Matthew W. Taylor as Additional Voices."
"Legend goes that somewhere beneath these mountains lies a gateway between heaven and hell. It is said that a sacred sisterhood guards this portal and the power of their prayers keeps the damned from tormenting the living. Trouble with the damned is... they never stay put."
"Most times, when you bring a man to justice, the axe swings. The noose tightens. That's it. Out here, they come back. Harder to kill. The way I finish them, rip out their heads. As for these men, target practice."
"Now that's starting the story... at the end. It begins with a harlot. She's with child when the mines dry up, so she becomes a thief. But not very good. She's headed for the gallows when the Sisters of San Diablo find her. They take her in and teach her the secrets of the dead. When the boy child is born, they tell her, "You must give him up. The Gateway to Hell is no place to raise a child." So she sends him to an orphanage. And there, he grows. And grows and grows until the clock strikes twelve. And then they tell him, "You're a man. You must leave." But where? A widowed woman meets him, likes him, takes him in. She is the mistress of a slaughterhouse. She teaches him a trade, puts food on the table. Loves him. And raises him with... her daughter. A beautiful daughter. He grows to love the daughter. She is his to protect. One sunrise, she tells him, "Go with mother to sell the skins. Don't worry. I can take care of myself." He leaves her. Five men ride by. They find her alone. And they make use of her. She keeps it secret until she can no more. For now, she is with child. She begs him, "Forgive her, forget what has happened to her. For the sake of the unborn." She says the men are gone, and to her, they mean... nothing. But not to him. No. For one of them grows inside of her. Unbearable. So for a second time, he leaves. For the next five years, he remembers nothing but the pain of not being by her side. He returns to find her dead. She died giving birth to that... child. They took from him the thing he loved most. Those who were responsible... would pay."
"I felt for the kid. I really did. But I couldn't just leave him to die. Me, I had unfinished business at my place of my own resurrection. I figured, if I ever made it back, I would tell him about the time when I died."
"It was over. My death meant nothing. But to my mother, it was everything."
"And so I awoke beneath that mountain, where my mother had sacrificed her life for mine. While out there, the damned were stirring."
"What's a girl gotta do to get rescued around here?"
"Death ain't the worse thing to happen to you. Ever heard of the Gallowwalkers?"
"A bottle of beer is a good idea. Wearing a hat in the rain is a good idea. This... is genius."
"We die, we come back. And you call us... Gallowwalkers. Well, if it's good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for us. It's a hell of a miracle, ain't it? It happens, but no one knows who or how or why. No one knows. Here's the thing: I get shot. My son gets shot. Three of my men get shot. The son of a bitch even shoots my harlot. I come back. My men come back. Even my damn harlot comes back! But with my son? Death persists! Life's little mystery. Does anyone here know where I might find the Sisters of San Diablo? In the Mountain of Resurrection? Hmm? No?"
"Wesley Snipes – Aman"
"Kevin Howarth – Kansa"
"Riley Smith – Fabulos"
"Tanit Phoenix – Angel"
"Patrick Bergin – Marshal Gaza"
"Steven Elder – Apollo Jones (Priest)"
"Diamond Dallas Page – Skullbucket"
"Jenny Gago – Mistress"
"Simona Brhlikova – Kisscut"
"Alyssa Pridham – Sueno"
"Alex Avant – Forty Bold"
"Hector Hank – Hool"
"Jonathan García – Slip Knot"
"Good God. Horror, horror, horror! Tongue nor heart; cannot conceive or name thee! May all the trumpets speak; give them all breath, Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death! With me, you will be learning English. Not the, uh... rapturous ramblings of some self-obsessed literary queen. Exhibit one: Henry James. Exhibit two: Virginia Woolf and Agatha Christie. Frustrated sex-crazed carpet munchers with underarm firm. Don't get me wrong, boys; I have nothing against lesbians, nothing at all. In fact, I'd like to give them all a jolly good Rogerie."
"However, I will be teaching you malodorous meerkats how to be men! You will learn about women and sex. And if I do my job right, when you leave this class, you will be the kind of man that men envy and the kind of man that women cannot resist."
"The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven, Would through the airy region stream so bright, That birds would sing and think it were not night. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek!"
"Troye Sivan as John "Spud" Milton"
"John Cleese as Mr. "The Guv" Edly, an alcoholic English teacher"
"Tanit Phoenix as Mrs. "Eve" Wilson"
"Jeremy Crutchley as Mr. Glockenshpeel ("The Glock")"
"Jamie Royal as Henry "Gecko" Barker"
"Sven Ruygrok as Robert "Rambo" Black"
"Josh Goddard as Charlie "Mad Dog" Hooper"
"Thomas Burne as Vern "Rain Man" Blackadder"
"Byron Langley as Simon Brown"
"Travis Hornsby as Alan "Boggo" Greenstein"
"Blessing Xaba as Sidney "Fatty" Sibeko-Scott"
"Aaron McIlroy as Mr. Milton, Spud's father"
"Julie Summers as Mrs. Milton, Spud's mother"
"Genna Blair as Debbie "The Mermaid""
"Jason Cope as Mr. "Sparerib" Wilson, Eve's husband"
"Charlbi Dean Kriek as Amanda"
"Alex McGregor as Christine"
"Graham Weir as Mr. "Viking" Richardson"
"Siobhan Hodgson as Mrs. Roberts"
"Ryan Mayne as Julian"
"James Murray as Bert"
"Darren Frances as Pike"
"Ricky Cruz as Devries"
"Sylvaine Strike as San Sister"
"Lehasa Moloi as P.J. Luthuli, head boy of Michaelhouse"
"Brenda Ngxoli as Innocence, the Miltons' house maid"
"Terry Norton as The Guv's wife"
"Christine le Brocq as Mrs "Wombat" Milton, Spud's grandmother"
"Ben Voss as Mr. Lily"
"Patrick Kenny as Reverend Bishop"
"Shaeleen Tobin as Marge, The Mermaid's mother"
"Liam Magner as "Hairy Gavin""
"John van de Ruit as Mr. Lennox"
"Laura Santoni as the Librarian"
"Harry Wilcox as Student C"
"Last year, your undercover activities caused a night swimming craze, in which two boys nearly drowned... putting me and this school in a very serious and difficult position. Now, I find you faking and forging weekend passes!"
"Boys, we have the reputation of this school to uphold, and if you won't, I assure you, I will. Consequently, I'm putting you all on final warning. One more transgression of this nature will result in your expulsion. You're all gated until further notice and banned from going to the Midlands Festival. Good day."
"Gentlemen, for your reckless behavior and complete disregard for the rules of this establishment, I have come to a decision on your punishment. Robert Black and Charles Hooper, I regret to inform you that you are no longer students of this institution; you have been expelled. Your parents have already been notified and you will be off the school premises by sunset today. And the rest of you... are suspended for three weeks and placed on absolute final warning. My patience hangs by a thread! Dismissed."
"[to Greg Anderson, Guy Emberton and Death Breath] QUIET!!! As of this instant, you, you and you are de-prefected, placed on absolute final warning and stripped of all your privileges!! Dismissed!"
"All right. I will talk no more about what you have done, if you swear never to utter a word about this."
"Boys, until your short stay at this school is mercifully over, I'm going to make you wish you'd never been born."
"Look, Milton, you need to wake up. This school, this is your shot. If you screw this up, you're going to end up like your father. Now, the way I see it, Milton, is that time is running out before Robert Black makes you do something incredibly stupid. But if you and I work together, maybe your future could be saved. Could you think about that, Milton?"
"You and your gang are going to get expelled from this school when I reveal all to the headmaster. Now, all you have to do is admit to me that what you have written here is true and maybe I'll save your miserable little future!!"
"Headmaster, if you think that the best way to protect the reputation of this school is to expel these boys, I must ask you to think again."
"The question that you must ask yourself is why. Why, why do these boys flap the rules? Why do they create hideaways and start food fights? Hmm? Well, I tell you why, Headmaster. Because instead of molding them, instead of allowing them some creative fun, Big Brother here threatens them. He beats them and stoops so low as to steal a man's diary. He has been carrying out a personal vendetta against these boys, and I have the proof of it."
"And so because of the shenanigans between one boy and his wife, he has made it his personal mission to get that boy and all of his friends expelled!"
"You have the future of this school in your hands, Headmaster. If you will trust these boys, I dare say they will make you proud."
"Mrs. Wilson: [to Robert Black, as she throws him out of the bathroom] Get out!! I told you already, this is over!"
"Troye Sivan as Spud"
"John Cleese as The Guv"
"Jason Cope as Sparerib"
"Jeremy Crutchley as The Glock"
"Sven Ruygrok as Rambo"
"Josh Goddard as Mad Dog"
"Travis Hornsby as Boggo"
"Harold Hendricks as Death Breath"
"Byron Langley as Simon"
"Tanit Phoenix as Eve"
"Aaron McIlroy as Spud's Dad"
"Julie Summers as Spud's Mom"
"Blessing Xaba as Fatty"
"Now listen here... especially you, Mr. Black!! Some of you may know me as Mr. Richardson. Others may know me as the Viking. But I'd rather you thought of me as your worst bloody nightmare!! Ugly boys! Fat boys! Long stupid, skinny boys!!"
"I'm aware of the unsavory incidents at this house last year, and I shall not be falling into the same traps. A school scholarship is a gift, Milton, not an entitlement."
"Caspar Lee as Garlic"
"Genna Blair as Mermaid"
"Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports."
"Hard-to-get makes no sense. It's evolutionarily unsound. Why would a caveman want a cave woman who was like 'Go get me food, and when you come back maybe there will be a cave for you, maybe there won't be.' Men should want women that are gonna keep the coziest, warmest caves. Men need shelter. I am guaranteeing shelter."
"Zoey Deutch — Harper Moore, Kirsten's assistant"
"Glen Powell — Charlie Young, Rick's assistant"
"Lucy Liu — Kirsten Stevens, Harper's boss"
"Taye Diggs — Rick Otis, Charlie's boss"
"Joan Smalls — Suze, Charlie's girlfriend"
"Meredith Hagner — Becca, Harper's engaged roommate"
"Pete Davidson — Duncan, Charlie's roommate"
"Jon Rudnitsky — Mike, Becca's fiancé"
"Tituss Burgess — Creepy Tim, janitor"
"Noah Robbins — Intern Bo"
"Simon Bird as Will McKenzie"
"James Buckley as Jay Cartwright"
"Blake Harrison as Neil Sutherland"
"Joe Thomas as Simon Cooper"
"Emily Head as Carli D’Amato"
"Laura Haddock as Alison"
"Tamla Kari as Lucy"
"Jessica Knappett as Lisa"
"Lydia Rose Bewley as Jane"
"I swear, I don't know nothin'! I swear before God and eight motherfuckin' white people!"
"[Realizing inmates lacking their meal on monitors] Hello, time to feed the pets! [Realizes unresponsiveness of staff, jumps up from chair] God Damn these motherfuckers don't do shit!"
"[Joe bursts into control room] Let's go motherfucker, me and you, man to man come on. SHIT. You want some get back, let me off this table so you and me can go at it motherfucker. What do you say how about it?"
"Heaven make me free of it. The rest is silence."
"Josh Brolin as Joe Doucett"
"Elizabeth Olsen as Marie Sebastian"
"Sharlto Copley as Adrian/The Stranger"
"Samuel L. Jackson as Chaney"
"Michael Imperioli as Chucky"
"Pom Klementieff as Haeng-Bok"
"James Ransone as Dr. Tom Melby"
"Max Casella as James Prestley"
"Linda Emond as Edwina Burke"
"Elvis Nolasco as Cortez"
"Rami Malek as Browning"
"Lance Reddick as Daniel Newcombe"
"Hannah Ware as Donna Hawthorne"
"Richard Portnow as Bernie Sharkey"
"Hannah Simone as Stephanie Lee"
"Find the Truth and Make It Hurt."
"When this world was still young, long before man or beast roamed these lands, there was a war in the Heavens. Immortals, once thought incapable of death, discovered they had the power to kill one another. Lost in this war was a weapon of unimaginable power: the Epirus Bow. The victors declared themselves Gods, while the vanquished were renamed Titans and forever imprisoned within the bowels of Mount Tartarus. Eons passed. Mankind flourished. And the great war receded from memory. But the evil that once was... has reemerged."
"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine. Once a faithless man, Theseus gave his life to save mankind, and earned a place amongst the Gods. They rewarded his bravery with a gift: a son, Acamas."
"Your mother's death was not in vain, Theseus. It was fate that brought you back... for the Bow. With that in your hands, Theseus, it will bring Hellenus victory."
"You were right, Theseus. My visions are a curse. I want to see the world through my own eyes, feel with my own heart, and touch with my own flesh."
"[referring to Theseus] He does not fear danger. No pain, death, defeat or ridicule. He fears only the failure to defend that which he holds so dear: his loved ones. If there is one human who can lead them against Hyperion, it would be Theseus. But it must be his choice."
"I obey the law! No God shall interfere in the affairs of man... unless the Titans are released. If we are to expect mankind to have faith in us, then we must have faith in them. We must allow them to use their own free will."
"If any of you come to the aid of man, or otherwise influence the affairs of mankind as a God, the punishment will be death."
"No God will ever again come to your aid! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!!! Do you understand, mortal? I have faith in you, Theseus. Prove me right! Lead your people."
"A man's seed can be his most brutal weapon. For generations, your people will stare into the eyes of their sons and they will see my likeness. I will be remembered in every glance, every smile, every tear that is shed for eternity. But before your baptism, understand that you are not drawn here to my flame... on instinct. But you ran here because you are a coward, and the world does not need anymore cowards. So I shall do this world a great favor: mark you as one of us... and rid you of your ability to populate the Earth. Traitor, although you will not hear them, your forefathers weep from their graves. For the future of their bloodline ends with you here tonight."
"Henry Cavill as Theseus, a mortal chosen by Zeus to fight evil"
"Stephen Dorff as Stavros, a cunning slave and master thief who joins Theseus on his quest"
"Luke Evans as Zeus, the God of the Sky and King of the Gods"
"Isabel Lucas as Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom"
"Kellan Lutz as Poseidon, the God of the Sea"
"Joseph Morgan as Lysander, an Athenian soldier who joins King Hyperion"
"Freida Pinto as Phaedra, a virgin Oracle who guides Theseus on his quest"
"Daniel Sharman as Ares, the God of War"
"Peter Stebbings as Helios, general of the Athenian forces"
"Stephen McHattie as Cassander, the leader of the Athenian Council"
"Greg Bryk as Nycomedes, the monk in service to Phaedra"
"Alan van Sprang as Dareios, a slave who joins Theseus on his quest"
"Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion, the King of Heraklion (loosely based on King Minos, not the Titan Hyperion)"
"Once we pass the second star, the world will be our oyster. And I don't even like oysters."
"Thing about breaking a horse is don't run him out of time, 'cause if you're gonna just keep on running your horse, you're gonna break his spirit. Anything that runs wild got something bad in him. You want to leave some of that in there, 'cause they need it to survive out here."
"Remember, you gotta always protect yourself. Remember if somebody small, your size, you can probably beat 'em up or whatever, but if it's somebody bigger than you, then I don't know what you're gonna do, you'd better run."
"Where we live, the Plains, the Badlands, things usually look the same. People are always related. They got the same old worries all the time. It gets really hot sometimes. You get tired of it, but... there's just things you always gotta do. [...] It's always a hard place to leave. 'Cause that's all you got growing up. My sister Jashaun, she's got a thing about this place. She sees things I don't. She's a good one. Whenever the storms are comin', the old timers would teach us to watch the cloud. And when the wind is too strong, we all know to lean into it so it don't blow us away."
"John Reddy as Johnny Winters"
"Jashaun St. John as Jashaun Winters"
"Travis Lone Hill as Travis"
"Taysha Fuller as Aurelia Clifford"
"Irene Bedard as Lisa Winters"
"Allen Reddy as Bill"
"This is me! This is how I win."
"I know. I know. Jews and colon cancer. What is that? I thought we were the chosen people."
"I made a crazy risk. You gamble and it's about to pay off."
"[weeping] Everything I do is not goin' right! Everything I do is not goin' right! I don't know what to do, I really don't."
"[holding the black opal] This fuckin' thing makes me feel like I can fly."
"Arno: Howard, you did this to yourself."
"Dinah Ratner: I think you are the most annoying person I have ever met. I hate being with you, I hate looking at you... And if I had my way I would never - see you - again."
"Adam Sandler — Howard Ratner, a jeweler and gambling addict"
"LaKeith Stanfield — Demany, an intermediary who recruits clients for Howard"
"Julia Fox — Julia De Fiore, Howard's employee and mistress"
"Kevin Garnett — a fictionalized version of himself during his years with the Boston Celtics"
"Idina Menzel — Dinah Ratner, Howard's wife"
"Eric Bogosian — Arno Moradian, a loan shark married to Dinah's sister"
"Judd Hirsch — Gooey, Howard's father-in-law"
"Keith William Richards — Phil, Arno's quick-tempered lead goon"
"Mike Francesa — Gary, Howard's bookie"
"Jonathan Aranbayev — Eddie Ratner, Howard's elder son"
"Noa Fisher — Marcel Ratner, Howard's daughter"
"The Weeknd — himself"
"Tommy Kominik — Nico, one of Arno's goons"
"Maksud Agadjani — Yussi, Howard's employee"
"Andrea Linsky — Joani, Howard's employee"
"Roman Persits — Roman, the bench jeweler at Howard's shop"
"Arthur Borukhov — Elan, Howard's employee"
"Ronald Greenberg — Rodney Bronstein, a pawnbroker"
"Marshall Greenberg — Steve Bronstein, a pawnbroker"
"Jacob Igielski — Beni Ratner, Howard's younger son"
"Hailey Gates — the receptionist at the Adley's auction house"
"Mitchell Wenig — Larry, one of Howard's creditors"
"Keren Shemel — Eiline Goldfarb, the mother of one of Marcel's classmates"
"Aren Topian — Eric Goldfarb, the father of one of Marcel's classmates"
"Louis Anthony Arias — Buddy, one of Arno's goons"
"Anthony Mecca — Michael, one of Arno's goons"
"Jake Ryan — "Dwarf 2""
"Greg "Mr. Flawless" Yuna — a fictionalized version of himself, a jeweler to celebrities"
"Benjy Kleiner — Aaron, Dinah's brother"
"Josh Ostrovsky — Noah, Dinah's cousin"
"Alexander Gilkes — the Adley's auctioneer"
"Wayne Diamond — the High Roller (a fictionalized version of himself), a fashion designer and gambler"