247 quotes found
"[Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes."
"Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it."
"Who's your gnomie?"
"Well, this isn't my greenhouse."
"Nice greenhouse, eh?"
"Tybalt, you just crossed the line!"
"[To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere."
"[shouts] I'm not delicate!"
""Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?"
"[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em."
"I saw it first!"
"What's in a gnome?"
"Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?"
"A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!"
"[not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!"
"I love going Commando!"
"[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no..."
"Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know."
"Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!"
"Yeah. The finish line."
"Adios, loser!"
"Get them, you idiots!"
"Well, do I look like a begonia?"
"Find them!"
"Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?"
"We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here."
"You haven't seen him, have you?"
"Well, lucky you."
"Come on, let's get inside."
"Find their weak spot."
"Damage. Lots and lots of damage."
"Such a big hat, for such a small gnome."
"You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley."
"We're gonna have a smashing time!"
"Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?"
"Ooh, that felt good."
"You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?"
"You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?"
"Oh, that wall."
"[when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!"
"I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is."
"Oh, I'm sure scared!"
"Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger..."
"Juliet's in danger?!"
"Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are."
"William Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!"
"An epic tale on a tiny scale."
"Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins."
"A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle."
"A little adventure goes a lawn way."
"James McAvoy - Gnomeo"
"Emily Blunt - Juliet"
"Michael Caine - Lord Redbrick"
"Jason Statham - Tybalt"
"Maggie Smith - Lady Bluebury"
"Patrick Stewart - a statue of William Shakespeare"
"Ashley Jensen - Nanette"
"Matt Lucas - Benny"
"Stephen Merchant - Paris"
"Ozzy Osbourne - Fawn"
"Jim Cummings - Featherstone"
"Hulk Hogan - Terrafirminator V.O."
"Julie Walters - Ms. Montague"
"Richard Wilson - Mr. Capulet"
"Kelly Asbury - Red Goon Gnomes"
"Dolly Parton - Dolly Gnome"
"Julia Braams - Stone Fish"
"James Daniel Wilson as Fishing Gnome"
"Tim Bentinck - Conjoined Gnome Left"
"Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome"
"Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right"
"Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll"
"John Todd - Dancer (credited)"
"Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat..."
"Fire those long things that go bang!"
"You're the best crew a captain could wish for!"
"And that's why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat Dracula."
"(from the trailer) You see I told you."
"[writing in his journal] Journal of Charles Darwin. Day 93 aboard the Beagle. I have today discovered a new kind of barnacle, which I have categorized as in the order of Pygophora. I'll never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy. [a few cannonballs whiz through his office; continues writing in his journal] And now I'm being attacked by pirates."
"Hello, Boys. You're probably all wondering, If I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful. Well, I am."
"Peg-Leg, You pile of squid bait, Check it out, lubbers, The world's biggest diamond, That's baby's got my name on it."
"Really?, If you've got so much booty, Then how come you're still sailing that old wreck?"
"Congratulations, Pirate Captain, Nobody deserves this more than you."
"And that beard of yours, it drives me, crazy."
"I'd take a jellyfish in the face of that man."
"Are you going to... Are you going to enter again?"
"Sorry, It's just, That's my favourite bit."
"Exactly, hate them, with their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless blasted ROARING!!! I want them sunk, Admiral!! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks!! Do you hear me?! I... HATE... PIRATES!!!"
"One doesn't why. Perhaps its his luxuriant beard, or his gleaming teeth, or the way he smells faintly of coconuts, but we have taken a shine to this pirate."
"Pity you can't eat pirate, really. But you'd probably taste of barnacles. Whereas dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely... delicious!"
"It's a plunderful life."
"Laugh your booty off."
"Join the crew and kick some booty."
"Prepare for a new breed of pirates."
"Let's go plundering."
"Places to pillage. People to skewer."
"Hugh Grant — The Pirate Captain"
"Martin Freeman — The Pirate with a Scarf (a.k.a. Number 2)"
"Imelda Staunton — Queen Victoria"
"David Tennant — Charles Darwin"
"Jeremy Piven — Black Bellamy"
"Salma Hayek Pinault — Cutlass Liz"
"Lenny Henry — Peg-Leg Hastings"
"Brian Blessed — The Pirate King"
"Anton Yelchin — The Albino Pirate"
"Brendan Gleeson — The Pirate with Gout"
"Ashley Jensen — The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate"
"Al Roker — The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens"
"David Schneider — Scarlett Morgan"
"Mike Cooper — Admiral Collingwood"
"Mitchell Mullen — Game Show Host"
"Tom Doggart"
"Sophie Jerrold"
"Sophie Laughton"
"Kayvan Novak"
"David Schaal"
"David Schneider"
"Benjamin Whitehead"
"Peter Lord"
"You know we always hunt rabbits? Couldn't we try hunting something, you know, bigger?"
"(repeated line) We challenge the champions!"
"If we play this game and beat them at it, we can have our valley back."
"If we win, we keep our valley. You leave my tribe in peace."
"The Age of Stone is over, Dino. Long live the Age of Bronze."
"You're losers, caveman. Always have been, always will be."
"Take him away and kill him... slowly. [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly] No! I meant take him away at normal speed and kill him slowly! Idiots!"
"It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football."
"Let them rot in the badlands."
"Where have you been, the Stone Age?"
"You know, we may stand a chance. A small chance. But a chance."
"You’re pretty brave, caveman. And stupid. Actually, more stupid than brave really."
"To The Badlands!"
"Football? What's football and how is it going to get our valley back?"
"At the end of the day, we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe."
"Well, I'm not playing. I'm an old man. I'm nearly 32!"
"I don't think it's rabbits."
"From The award winning tribe behind Chicken Run and Wallace And Gromit."
"An adventure o1 million years in the making."
"The greatest underdog story in prehistory."
"Meet Dug and Hognob. History's first besties."
"Yeah. It's a little epic."
"Eddie Redmayne – Dug"
"Tom Hiddleston – Lord Nooth"
"Maisie Williams – Goona"
"Timothy Spall – Chief Bobnar"
"Richard Ayoade – Treebor"
"Selina Griffiths – Magma"
"Johnny Vegas – Asbo"
"Mark Williams – Barry"
"Gina Yashere – Gravelle"
"Simon Greenall – Eemak and Thongo"
"Richard Webber – Grubup"
"Miriam Margolyes – Queen Oofeefa"
"Rob Brydon – Message Bird, Brian, Bryan, and Gonad the Gaul"
"Kayvan Novak – Dino and Jurgend"
"Luke Walton – Hügelgraber"
"Nick Park – Hognob"
"Jaime Aymerich – Trevor Spanish"
"David Cromarty – Football Spector"
"Kevin Matadeen – Crowd"
"This gnome is missing!"
"Jam-packed with adventure."
"They're on a mission to bring every gnome home."
"Johnny Depp – Sherlock Gnomes"
"Chiwetel Ejiofor – Gnome Watson"
"James McAvoy – Gnomeo"
"Emily Blunt – Juliet"
"Mary J. Blige – Irene"
"Michael Caine – Lord Redbrick"
"Maggie Smith – Lady Bluebury"
"Jamie Demetriou – Moriarty"
"Ashley Jensen – Nanette"
"Matt Lucas – Benny"
"Stephen Merchant – Paris"
"Julie Walters – Ms. Montague"
"Richard Wilson – Mr. Capulet"
"Julio Bonet – Mankini Gnome"
"Ozzy Osbourne – Fawn"
"Dan Starkey – Teddy Gregson"
"John Stevenson – Big Boy Gorilla"
"Business? That's my business!"
"That's Chico. Unknown, but he's the hottest piano player in Cuba."
"Love Is A Song You Never Forget."
"One For All The Hopeless Romantics Out There."
"Beautiful, Seductive and Spellbinding."
"A Love Story For The Ages!"
"Beautiful! A Swaying, Sexy, Dream Of A Movie!"
"Almost Unimaginably Rich and Resonant!"
"Limara Meneses"
"Eman Xor Oña"
"Mario Guerra"
"Renny Arozarena"
"Blanca Rosa Blanco"
"Jackie de la Nuez"
"Rigoberto Ferrera"
"Ken Forman"
"Ray Gillon"
"Steve Harper"
"Lenny Mandel"
"Jorge Ryan"
"Claudia Valdés"
"Ashley Albert"
"Tracey Ayer"
"Carlos Cabal"
"Wendy Dillon"
"Kathy Fitzgerald"
"Luis Alberto García"
"Mark Anthony Henry"
"Kerin McCue"
"Miriam Socarras"
"Peter Appel"
"Jay Benedict"
"Luis Enrique Carreres"
"Aleida Enríquez"
"Carlos Ever Fonseca"
"Eddy Calderón"
"Alexis González"
"David Kramer"
"Estrella Morente"
"Diana Preisler"
"Isabelle Stoffel"
"Gladys Zurbano"
"My dear countrymen, dear friends. Never in the field of human conflict, was so buggered up by so few for so many!"
"Brave men of the Punjab, we are the last of the remaining Empire, the only soldiers England has left. Their army has surrendered, helpless, on the shores of Dunkirk. So now this honor has been bestowed on us - us, the men of the Raj. And when the time comes we will all do our duty for England and protect Churchill Sahib at all costs!"
"Have you forgotten what being English means? It means being free. I might just be a simple farm boy, but at least I'm a free simple farm boy. What does freedom mean to you? Freedom to grow your own crops and graze livestock. Think what they'll do to your farms. Your cows, Farmer Grey. Your pigs, Mr and Mrs Sparrow. Think what will happen to your FANY, Matron Rutty. Join me... so that in future years you can proudly say, "I fought for England!" Now who is with me?"
"Hugh Fraser as BBC Newsreader / Gaston (voice)"
"Alexander Armstrong as Red Leader (voice)"
"Rory McHenry as Johnny (voice)"
"Ewan McGregor as Chris (voice)"
"Stephen Merchant as Tom (voice)"
"Richard E. Grant as The Vicar (voice)"
"Tom Wilkinson as Albert / Goebbels (voice)"
"Tobias Menzies as Captain English / Monty (voice)"
"Caroline Duff as F.A.N.Y. Girl 1 (voice)"
"Charlotte Moore as F.A.N.Y. Girl 2 / Dairy Maid / Heidi / Helga (voice)"
"Rosamund Pike as Daisy (voice)"
"Martyn Ellis as Zeppelin Captain / A.R.P. Wardens / Cumberland Farmer / Scottish Savages (voice)"
"James Hicks as Igor / Joseph Kaplinsky / Farmer 1 / Skinny Guard / Scottish Savages (voice)"
"Pam Ferris as Matron Rutty (voice)"
"Brian Conley as Zeppelin Crewman / Farmer 2 / Stupid Farmer / Erummel / Squire / Hereford Farmer (voice)"
"Richard Griffiths as Hermann Goering (voice)"
"Richard O'Brien as Himmler (voice)"
"Dominic West as Fiske (voice)"
"Timothy Spall as Churchill (voice)"
"Jimmy Boyle as Pinkypoo (voice)"
"Edward McHenry as Charlie / Rat Catcher (voice)"
"Sanjeev Bhaskar as Rupee / Old Gil / King (voice)"