183 quotes found
"Teri Hatcher - Susan Delfino"
"Felicity Huffman - Lynette Scavo"
"Marcia Cross - Bree Van de Kamp"
"Eva Longoria - Gabrielle Solis"
"Nicollette Sheridan - Edie Britt (Seasons 1-5)"
"Dana Delany - Katherine Mayfair (Seasons 4-6, Guest Star Season 8)"
"Drea de Matteo - Angie Bolen (Season 6)"
"Vanessa Williams - Renee Perry (Seasons 7-8)"
"Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young (narrator)"
"America Ferrera – Betty Suarez"
"Eric Mabius – Daniel Meade"
"Alan Dale – Bradford Meade"
"Tony Plana – Ignacio Suarez"
"Ana Ortiz – Hilda Suarez"
"Ashley Jensen – Christina McKinney"
"Becki Newton – Amanda Tanen"
"Mark Indelicato – Justin Suarez"
"Vanessa Williams – Wilhelmina Slater"
"Michael Urie – Marc St. James"
"Kevin Sussman – Walter"
"Rebecca Romijn – Alexis Meade"
"Christopher Gorham – Henry Grubstick"
"Judith Light – Claire Meade"
"Daniel Eric Gold – Matt Hartley"
"Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!"
"Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!"
"Trixy: No! Not in the face. He's too cute."
"Al Moody: "Your mother was into all of that catholic guilt shit, not me. Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.""
"Charlie Runkle: "I love the condom, keeps me in the game...""
"Hank Moody: "All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.""
"Zachary Levi - Chuck Bartowski"
"Yvonne Strahovski - Sarah Walker"
"Joshua Gomez - Morgan Grimes"
"Sarah Lancaster - Dr. Ellie Bartowski"
"Adam Baldwin - Colonel John Casey"
"Ryan McPartlin - Dr. Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb"
"Matthew Bomer - Bryce Larkin"
"Scott Krinsky - Jeffrey Barnes"
"Vik Sahay - Lester Patel"
"Linda Hamilton - Mary Elizabeth Bartowski"
"Scott Bakula - Stephen J. Bartowski"
"Bonita Friedericy - General Diane Beckman"
"Brandon Routh - Daniel Shaw"
"Timothy Dalton - Alexei Volkoff"
"Mark Christopher Lawrence - Michael "Big Mike" Tucker"
"C.S. Lee - Harry Tang"
"Thomas Jane - Ray Drecker"
"Jane Adams - Tanya Skagle"
"Anne Heche - Jessica Haxon"
"Charlie Saxton - Damon Drecker"
"Sianoa Smit-McPhee - Darby Drecker"
"Eddie Jemison - Ronnie Haxon"
"Rebecca Creskoff - Lenore Bernard"
"Gregg Henry - Mike Hunt"
"Lennie James - Charlie"
"Natalie Zea - Jemma"
"Louis C.K. - Himself"
"Sutton Foster - Michelle Simms"
"Kelly Bishop - Fanny Flowers"
"Stacy Oristano - Truly Stone"
"Kaitlyn Jenkins - Bettina "Boo" Jordan"
"Julia Goldani Telles - Sasha Torres"
"Bailey Buntain - Ginny Thompson"
"Emma Dumont - Melanie Segal"
"Lena Dunham - Hannah Horvath"
"Allison Williams - Marnie Michaels"
"Jemima Kirke - Jessa Johansson"
"Zosia Mamet - Shoshanna Shapiro"
"Taylor Schilling - Piper Chapman"
"Laura Prepon - Alex Vause"
"Kate Mulgrew - Galina "Red" Reznikov"
"Uzo Aduba - Suzanne "Crazy Eyes" Warren"
"Danielle Brooks - Tasha "Taystee" Jefferson"
"Michael J. Harney - Sam Healy"
"Michelle Hurst - Miss Claudette Pelage"
"Natasha Lyonne - Nicole "Nicky" Nichols"
"Selenis Leyva - Gloria Mendoza"
"Taryn Manning - Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett"
"Dascha Polanco - Dayanara "Daya" Diaz"
"Jason Biggs - Larry Bloom"
"Matt McGorry - John Bennett"
"Nick Sandow - Joe Caputo"
"Samira Wiley - Poussey Washington"
"Ashley Rickards as Jenna Hamilton"
"Beau Mirchoff as Matty McKibbin"
"Nikki DeLoach as Lacey Hamilton"
"Jillian Rose Reed as Tamara Kaplan"
"Brett Davern as Jake Rosati"
"Molly Tarlov as Sadie Saxton"
"Desi Lydic as Valerie Marks"
"Greer Grammer as Lissa Miller"
"Jessica Lu as Ming Huang"
"Rose McIver - Olivia "Liv" Moore"
"Malcolm Goodwin - Clive Babineaux"
"Rahul Kohli - Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti"
"Robert Buckley - Major Lilywhite"
"David Anders - Blaine DeBeers"
"Aly Michalka - Peyton Charles"
"Will Arnett – BoJack Horseman"
"Amy Sedaris – Princess Carolyn"
"Alison Brie – Diane Nguyen"
"Paul F. Tompkins – Mr. Peanutbutter"
"Aaron Paul – Todd Chavez"
"- Jimmy Shive-Overly"
"- Gretchen Cutler"
"- Edgar Quintero"
"- Lindsay Jillian"
"Elijah Wood - Wirt"
"Collin Dean - Gregory (Greg)"
"Melanie Lynskey - Beatrice"
"Christopher Lloyd - The Woodsman"
"Jack Jones - Greg's Frog"
"Samuel Ramey – The Beast"
"Tom Ellis - Lucifer Morningstar"
"Lauren German - Detective Chloe Decker"
"Kevin Alejandro - Detective Dan Espinoza"
"D.B. Woodside - Amenadiel"
"Lesley-Ann Brandt - Mazikeen"
"Scarlett Estevez - Beatrice "Trixie" Espinoza"
"Rachael Harris - Dr. Linda Martin"
"Aimee Garcia - Ella Lopez (Season 2 - present)"
"Kevin Rankin - Detective Malcolm Graham (Season 1)"
"Tricia Helfer - Charlotte Richards/Mum (Season 2-3)"
"Tom Welling - Lieutenant Marcus Pierce/Cain (Season 3)"
"Christopher Meloni - Nick Sax"
"Ritchie Coster - Francisco Scaramucci"
"Lili Mirojnick - Det. Meredith "Merry" McCarthy"
"Medina Senghore - Amanda Hansen"
"Patrick Fischler - Smoothie"
"Patton Oswalt - Happy"
"Joseph D. Reitman - Very Bad Santa"
"Neil Patrick Harris - Count Olaf"
"Patrick Warburton - Lemony Snicket"
"Malina Weissman - Violet Baudelaire"
"Louis Hynes - Klaus Baudelaire"
"K. Todd Freeman - Arthur Poe"
"Presley Smith - Sunny Baudelaire"
"Lucy Punch - Esmé Squalor"
"Dylan Kingwell - Duncan and Quigley Quagmire"
"Avi Lake - Isadora Quagmire"
"Bill Hader - Barry Berkman/Block"
"Stephen Root - Monroe Fuches"
"Sarah Goldberg - Sally Reed"
"Glenn Fleshler - Goran Pazar"
"Anthony Carrigan - NoHo Hank"
"Henry Winkler - Gene Cousineau"
"William Zabka - Johnny Lawrence"
"Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso"
"Martin Kove - John Kreese"
"Thomas Ian Griffith - Terrance "Terry" Silver"
"Xolo Maridueña - Miguel Diaz"
"Tanner Buchanan - Robby Keene"
"Jacob Bertrand - Eli "Hawk" Moskwitz"
"Nichole Brown - Aisha Robinson"
"Courtney Henggeler - Amanda LaRusso"
"Mary Mouser - Samantha LaRusso"
"Peyton List - Tory"
"Tamlyn Tomita - Kumiko"
"Yuji Okumoto - Chozen Toguchi"
"Vanessa Rubio - Carmen"
"Oona O'Brien - Devon Lee"
"Michael Douglas as Guy Am I"
"Adam Devine as Sam I Am"
"Keegan-Michael Key as Narrator"
"Diane Keaton as Michellee"
"w:Holly Thomas/Holly Thomas as E.B."
"Dee Bradley Baker as Mr. Jenkins"
"Eddie Izzard as Hervnick Z. Snerz"
"Jeffrey Wright as McWinkle"
"Jillian Bell as Gluntz"
"John Turturro as Goat"
"Billy Eichner as Mr. Bigman"
"Tracy Morgan as Michael"
"Daveed Diggs as Squeaky/Jean"
"Patricia Clarkson as Pam-I-Am"
"Darren Criss as Looka"
"Rita Moreno as Dookess"
"Héctor Elizondo as Dooka"
"Rob Brydon as Phillip Trousers, Snalfred"
"José Andrés as Sylvester"
"Gwendoline Christie as Marilyn Blouse"
"James Marsden as Bo"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Gobo, Robababobrians"