690 quotes found
"When Justice meets its match, worlds collide."
"William Baldwin - Bruce Wayne / Batman"
"Mark Harmon - Clark Kent / Superman"
"Chris Noth - Lex Luthor"
"Gina Torres - Superwoman"
"James Woods - Owlman"
"Brian Bloom - Ultraman"
"Jonathan Adams - J'onn J'onzz / Martian Manhunter"
"Josh Keaton as The Flash / Wally West (credited), Aquaman (credited)"
"Vanessa Marshall - Princess Diana / Wonder Woman"
"Bruce Davison - President Slade Wilson"
"Freddi Rogers as Rose Wilson"
"James Patrick Stuart - Johnny Quick (credited), The Jester (credited)"
"Nolan North - Hal Jordan / Green Lantern (credited), Power Ring (credited)"
"Jim Meskimen - Captain Super (credited), Red Archer (credited)"
"Kari Wührer - Model Citizen (credited), Black Canary (credited)"
"Bruce Timm - Uncle Super (credited), Captain Super Jr. (credited)"
"Carlos Alazraqui - Breakdance (credited), Secret Service Agent (credited)"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Firestorm (credited), Black Lightning (credited)"
"Richard Green - Jimmy Olsen / Blockbuster"
"Andrea Romano - Watchtower Computer (credited), Reporter (credited)"
"I had a war machine to operate. My army needed the energy. We had to drill. Your numbers were inconclusive, useless. I had the vision. I had the will."
"It's funny how things can change so quickly. After a while, you don't even recognize yourself anymore. [pulls out a sphere with a button] Forgive me, Kirk. [presses button and he disintegrates]"
"I have loved two other people in my life... and now they're both gone."
"[Before destroying Platinum] Fry, bitch."
"I watched one mad man destroy my home world. I'm not going to let another harm this one."
"[Before destroying the fused Metal Men] I just burned all your Motherboxes, no more disappearing acts for you!"
"[Last lines] Time to look ahead, Kirk. You know what they say. The past is like another planet."
"From dark heroes, justice will dawn."
"Benjamin Bratt - Hernan Guerra / Superman"
"Michael C. Hall - Kirk Langstrom / Batman"
"Tamara Taylor - Bekka / Wonder Woman"
"Paget Brewster - Lois Lane"
"C. Thomas Howell - Dr. Will Magnus"
"Jason Isaacs - Lex Luthor / Metron"
"Dee Bradley Baker - Ray Palmer, Tin"
"Eric Bauza - Ryan Choi, Stephen Shin"
"Larry Cedar as Pete Ross"
"Richard Chamberlain - Highfather"
"Trevor Devall as Emil Hamilton, Lightray"
"Dan Gilvezan - Pat Dugan"
"Grey Griffin - Tina/Platinum"
"Daniel Hagen - Doctor Sivana"
"Penny Johnson Jerald - President Amanda Waller"
"Josh Keaton - Orion"
"Arif S. Kinchen - Michael Holt, Cheetah"
"Yuri Lowenthal - JorJor-El, Jimmy Olsen"
"Carl Lumbly - Silas Stone"
"Jim Meskimen as Victor Fries"
"Taylor Parks as Victor Stone"
"Khary Payton as John Henry Irons, Granny Goodness, Mugger"
"Tahmoh Penikett as Steve Trevor"
"Andrea Romano - Jean Palmer"
"André Sogliuzzo - Cop, Darkseid, Mr. Guerra"
"Bruce Thomas as General Zod"
"Lauren Tom as Lara Lor-Van, Kimiyo Hoshi"
"Marcelo Tubert as Blockbuster, Tough Guy"
"Kari Wahlgren as Karen Beecher, Livewire"
"[thinking to himself, about going back to being Batman] You try to hold me back, but you're weak. You know it in your soul. You're nothing but a hollow shell. A rusty trap. The time has come."
"[to Mutant Leader] You don't get it, son. This isn't a mud hole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon."
"[to the "Sons of Batman", after the EMP blast that knocked out power in Gotham] Tonight I am going to maintain order in Gotham City. You are going to help me. But not with these. [takes a gun from one of the gang members] These are loud and clumsy. These are the weapons of cowards. [snaps rifle in half, shows them some batarangs] Our weapons are precise and quiet. In time I will teach them to you. But for tonight, you will rely on your brains and your fists. Tonight, we are the law. Tonight, I am the law."
"[to Superman] In all the years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember the one man who beat you."
"So many faces... so few smiles."
"If it's suicide you're after, I have an old family recipe. It's slow and painful. You'd like it."
"[finding Bruce in the Batcave] Master Bruce. You set off the alarm, sir. This somnambulism is becoming a problem, especially for those of us with a penchant for sleeping at night."
"[answering the phone] One moment, it's Commissioner Gordon. No doubt calling for details on the funeral."
"Wife made me quit the cigars."
"Mutants: [catchphrase] Slice and Dice!"
"Mutant Leader: We will kill the old man, Gordon. We will chop him, we will grind him. We will bathe in his blood. I, myself, will kill the fool Batman. I will rip the meat from his bones and suck them dry. Don't call us a gang. Don't call us criminals. We are the law. Gotham City belongs to the Mutants."
"Son of Batman: [former Mutant gang member, after the defeat of their leader] The Mutants are dead. This is the new face of the law. We are the Sons of Batman. And Gotham's criminals are about to enter hell."
"Peter Weller as Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Ariel Winter as Carrie Kelley/Robin"
"David Selby as Commissioner James Gordon"
"Michael Emerson as The Joker"
"Wade Williams as Harvey Dent/Two-Face"
"Michael Jackson as Alfred Pennyworth"
"Mark Valley as Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Maria Canals Barrerra as Commissioner Ellen Yindel"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Oliver Queen"
"Tress MacNeille as Selina Kyle, Bruno, Old Lady"
"Paget Brewster as Lana Lang"
"Michael McKean as Dr. Bartholomew Wolper"
"Gary Anthony Williams as Mutant Leader, Anchor Bill"
"Conan O'Brien as David Endochrine"
"Andy Richter as Frank"
"Richard Doyle as Mayor of Gotham City"
"Frank Welker as Mayor Stevenson, Weatherman, Lieutenant O'Halloran"
"Grey DeLisle as Anchorwoman Carla, Sarah Essen Gordon"
"Rob Paulsen as Rob, Robber"
"Dee Bradley Baker as Don"
"Carlos Alazraqui as Hernando, Congressman Noches"
"Greg Eagles as Mackie, Ben Derrick"
"Townsend Coleman as Morrie, Fat Abner"
"Maurice LaMarche as Dr. Herbert Willing, Anchor Tom"
"Yuri Lowenthal as Son of Batman, Rookie Police Officer"
"Bruce Timm as Thomas Wayne, Hydrant Fireman"
"Danny Jacobs as Merkel"
"Cathy Cavadini as Joanie"
"Sam McMurray as Anchor Ted"
"Andrea Romano as Woman, Woman 2"
"Jim Meskimen as General Briggs, President"
"Tara Strong as Young Bruce Wayne, Michelle, Anchor Trish, Kevin Ridley, Elsie, Kid"
"James Patrick Stuart as Murray, Governor Mahoney, Voiceover Radio"
"James Arnold Taylor as Mr. Hudson, Store Owner"
"Gary Anthony Sturgis as Silk"
"Gwendoline Yeo as Lola Chong"
"Jim Wise as Femur"
"Lex Lang as Rescued Man"
"Jim Ward as Femur's Lawyer"
"Jason Miller as Axe Fireman, Liquor Store Owner"
"Sometimes there's no lesson. That's a lesson in itself."
"What is to be human? What is it to ache? What is it to be.. alive? Each person you speak to has had a day. Some of the days have been good, some bad. Each person you speak to has had a childhood. Each has a body. Each body has aches. Look for what is special about each individual. Focus on that. Remember there is someone out there for everyone. Our time is limited, we forget that. Death comes, that’s it. Soon it’s as if we never existed. So, remember to smile."
"Always remember the customer is an individual. Just like you. Each person you speak to has had a day. Some of the days have been good, some bad, but they've all had one. Each person you speak to has had a childhood. Each has a body. Each body has aches. What is it to be human? What is it to ache? What is it to be alive? [scoffs.] I don't know. What is it to ache? I don't know. What is it to be alive? I don't know... Uh, yes. "How do I talk to a customer?" How do I talk to a customer? These are the important questions for a customer service representative. What do I say? Do I smile while I'm on the phone? Well, they can tell, if you're smiling, even if they can't see you. Did you know that? Try it as an experiment on the phone with a friend. Try it. Go ahead. Watch. [turns around.] I'm lost. [chuckles and turns back around.] See I was smiling when I said that? I've lost my love. She's an unmoored ship and she's drifting off to sea. I have no one to talk to. I have no one to talk to. I have no one to talk to. I'm sorry. I don't mean to burden you with that, I just don't know what else to do because I have no one to talk to... Be friendly to the customer. Think of the customer as a friend... [sighs.]"
"I think there's something very very wrong with me..."
"David Thewlis - Michael Stone"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lisa Hesselman"
"Tom Noonan - Everyone Else"
"William Salyers — Rigby / Future Rigby"
"J. G. Quintel — Mordecai / Hi-Five Ghost / Future Mordecai / Future Hi-Five Ghost"
"Sam Marin — Benson / Pops / Muscle Man / Future Benson / Future Pops / Future Muscle Man"
"Mark Richard Hamill — Skips / Future Skips"
"Jason Mantzoukas — Mr. Ross"
"David Koechner — Principal Dean"
"[to Kara] You may feel powerless now, but soon you will watch the fear in men's eyes. As captain of my Furies your fame will spread throughout the universe. You will see the fiercest warriors flee your presence. Armies brought to your knees. Entire nations crumble at the mention of your name. You will know power you would've never known on Earth. Never again will you be lost. From now on you will be at my side. Forever mine, forever Darkseid's."
"Tim Daly - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Kevin Conroy - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Summer Glau - Kara Zor-El/Kara Kent/Supergirl"
"Susan Eisenberg - Princess Diana/Wonder Woman"
"Andre Braugher - Darkseid"
"Edward Asner - Granny Goodness"
"Julianne Grossman - Big Barda"
"Rachel Quaintance - Lyla Michaels/Harbinger, Artemis"
"Salli Saffioti - Gilotina, Mad Harriet"
"Andrea Romano - Stompa, Vicki Vale"
"April Winchell - Treasure, Female Radio Caller 1"
"Tara Strong - Lashina, Female Radio Caller 2"
"Jim Ward - Radio DJ, Cop"
"Dave B. Mitchell - Bearded Longshoreman"
"John Cygan - Male Radio Caller, Gus"
"Greg Alan Williams - Terrified Longshoreman"
"Hello, Bruce. Sorry I couldn't be there for this, but I have a rather large check to pick up. Payment for dealing with you. Oh, you were concerned about where I put your parents. Don't be. They're very close. Rest in peace."
"Nathan Fillion - Green Lantern/Green Lantern"
"Michael Rosenbaum - Barry Allen/The Flash"
"Carl Lumbly - J'onn J'onzz/John Jones/Martian Manhunter, Ma'alefa'ak J'onzz/Ma'alefa'ak"
"Bumper Robinson - Victor Stone/Cyborg"
"Phil Morris - Vandar Adg/Vandal Savage"
"Alexis Denisof - Sam Scudder/Mirror Master"
"Carlos Alazraqui - Bane"
"Claudia Black - Barbara Ann Minerva/Cheetah"
"Paul Blackthorne - John Corben/Metallo, Henry Ackerson"
"Olivia d'Abo - Carol Ferris/Star Sapphire"
"Robin Atkin Downes - Alfred Pennyworth, Jack"
"Grey DeLisle - Lois Lane, Queen"
"Jim Meskimen - King"
"David Kaufman - Jimmy Olsen"
"Juliet Landau - Ten"
"Danny Jacobs - Special Agent Porter"
"Bruce Timm - Ace"
"Brian George - Mayor"
"Dee Bradley Baker - Officer in Charge"
"Andrea Romano - Batcomputer Voice"
"[first lines] Gotham City. Clean shafts of concrete and snowy rooftops. The work of men who died generations ago. From here, it looks like an achievement. From here, you can't see the enemy."
"I've tried to be patient. I've tried to wait. But I have to know. How, Father? How do I do it? What do I use to make them afraid? If I ring the bell, Alfred will come. Another of your gifts, Father. But I'd rather die than wait another hour. I've already waited 18 years. Eighteen years since all sense left my life. [a bat crashes through his window, lands on his father's sculpture] Yes, Father."
"[Batman invades a dinner party of Gotham City's criminal elite and their corrupted government officials who thought the new superhero would never bother them] Ladies, gentlemen, you've eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. But your feast is nearly over. From this moment on, none of you are safe."
"[to Jefferson Skeevers] You can never escape me. Nothing harms me. But I know pain. I know pain. Sometimes I share it with someone like you."
"Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure."
"Lieutenant Jim Gordon: [about Detective Flass] He's got a Green Beret's training. He knows how to use his size too. Don't do a damn thing. Be sure of your facts before you bring down another cop. Just watch him. Memorize every move. For future references."
"Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb: [to Gordon, the day after Batman crashes Falcone's dinner party] No excuses! That vigilante bastard goes down, instantly, or it's your job!"
"Ben McKenzie - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Bryan Cranston - Lieutenant James Gordon"
"Eliza Dushku - Selina Kyle/Catwoman"
"Jon Polito - Commissoner Gillian B. Loeb"
"Alex Rocco - Carmine Falcone"
"Katee Sackhoff - Detective Sarah Essen"
"Fred Tatasciore - Detective Arnold John Flass, Johnny Vitti"
"Jeff Bennett - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Liliana Mumy - Holly Robinson"
"Grey DeLisle - Barbara Eileen-Gordon, Vicki Vale"
"Robin Atkin Downes - Harvey Dent"
"Keith Ferguson - Jefferson Skeevers"
"Nick Jameson - Officer Stanley "Stan" Merkel"
"Pat Musick - Louisa Falcone"
"Stephen Root - Lieutenant Branden"
"Danny Jacobs - Flass's Attorney"
"[Joker takes aim at "Batman's" head with a gun, but before he pulls the trigger, a bomb in "Batman's" neck explodes] ...Best gun ever! [He lifts "Batman's" head and sees Black Spider's face] [gasps and smiles] Denzel! What have they done to you? [laughs]"
"I'm here, bitches! And I've got favors for everyone! [hurls out explosives]"
"[to Deadshot] For someone who's not Batman, you've been a real pain in my ass!"
"[to Harley Quinn] What's your hurry, Harls?"
"Anyone who throws boomerangs has some real issues letting go."
"I got an itch I thought you could help me scratch, cowboy."
"I'll kill 'im! I'll kill that bastard for what he's done ta me!"
"No idea whatcha talkin' about."
"I dunno where Mister J keeps half his stuff! I just wanted a Boo-Boo Bear before they all sold out!"
"Those scumbags are trying to screw me. NO ONE SCREWS THE WALL!"
"Get ready to root for the bad guys."
"Troy Baker - The Joker"
"Hynden Walch - Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn"
"Neal McDonough - Floyd Lawton/Deadshot"
"C.C.H. Pounder - Amanda Waller"
"Matthew Gray Gubler as Edward Nygma/The Riddler"
"Greg Ellis - Digger Harkness/Captain Harkness"
"Giancarlo Esposito - Eric Needham/Black Spider"
"John DiMaggio - Nanaue/King Shark"
"Jennifer Hale - Louise Lincoln/Killer Frost"
"Nolan North - Anatoly Knyazev/KGBeast, Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin"
"Chris Cox - Commissioner James Gordon"
"Martin Jarvis - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Christian Lanz as Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, Victor Zsasz"
"Eric Bauza - Security Guy"
"Andrea Romano - Woman"
"Peter Jessop - Watch Commander"
"Travis Willingham - Morgue Guy"
"Mick Wingert - Joker Security Guy"
"[to Wonder Woman] Get him out of there. His showboating is gonna ruin the entire plan. Oh, great, now I'm Batman."
"Here's the plan. Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass. TMZ's got the video."
"I'm Green Lantern, dammit!"
"[to Superman] The Parademon hives on Earth were ill-equipped to process your flesh, my prize. But here in my personal laboratory I can spice your Kryptonian genetic code to create a new form... a super-Parademon in the service of Darkseid. And once we have our champion... we will seize the other supers and break them as well. All hail Darkseid."
"Alan Tudyk - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Jason O'Mara - Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Michelle Monaghan - Princess Diana/Wonder Woman"
"Christopher Gorham - Barry Allen/The Flash"
"Justin Kirk - Hal Jordan/Green Lantern"
"Shemar Moore - Victor Stone/Cyborg"
"Sean Astin - Shazam"
"Zach Callison - Billy Batson"
"Steven Blum - Darkseid, Ocean Master"
"Bruce Thomas - Desaad"
"Dee Bradley Baker - Parademons"
"George Newbern - Steve Trevor"
"Ioan Gruffudd - Thomas Morrow"
"Rocky Carroll - Dr. Silas Stone"
"Melique Berger - Dr. Sarah Charles"
"Georgie Kidder - Freddy Freeman"
"Kimberly Brooks - Darla"
"Hynden Walch - Hannah Grace"
"Richard McGonagle - President of the United States"
"Matthew Mercer - Guard"
"John Mariano - Ice Cream Vendor"
"Gary Anthony Sturgis - Teammate 2"
"Roger Rose - Pinstriped Loudmouth"
"Andrea Romano - Green Lantern's Ring"
"The psychos just keep getting younger."
"I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you could be Robin. Well you can't."
"You know, Bats... the problem with steroids is I get the munchies."
"Vengeance runs in the blood."
"Stuart Allan - Damian Wayne/Robin"
"Morena Baccarin - Talia al Ghul"
"Sean Maher - Dick Grayson/Nightwing"
"Thomas Gibson - Slade Wilson/Deathstroke"
"David McCallum - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Xander Berkeley - Dr. Kirk Langstrom/Man-Bat"
"Giancarlo Esposito - Ra's al Ghul"
"Fred Tatasciore - Waylon Jones/Killer Croc"
"Diane Michelle - Francine Langstrom"
"Bruce Thomas - Commissioner James Gordon, Ubu"
"Kari Wahlgren - Rebecca Langstrom"
"Dee Bradley Baker - The Joker, Man-Bat Commandos"
"Andrea Romano - Suit 2"
"What does a mythical, mystical, undersea world need with missiles? [pauses] And I so dare you to say that five times fast."
"Arthur Curry: We weren't done talking."
"Lois Lane: (about Wonder Woman) I would not want to be on her bad side."
"Hal Jordan: I'm gonna disembowel you, Barry."
"Shazam: (to Cyborg after they find Superman and Wonder Woman together) Are they on a date?"
"Diana Prince: (to Lois) No, it's a date."
"Blood is thicker than water."
"Matt Lanter - Arthur Curry/Aquaman"
"Sumalee Montano - Mera"
"Sam Witwer - Orm Marius/Ocean Master"
"Sirena Irwin - Queen Atlanna"
"Jerry O'Connell - Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman"
"Rosario Dawson - Princess Diana/Diana Prince/Wonder Woman"
"Nathan Fillion - Hal Jordan/Green Lantern"
"Sean Astin - Billy Batson/Shazam"
"Juliet Landau - Lois Lane"
"Harry Lennix - Black Manta"
"Steven Blum - Lex Luthor, Cyborg's Armor"
"Patrick Cavanaugh - Jimmy Olsen"
"Larry Cedar - Thomas Curry"
"Khary Payton - John Henry Irons"
"Jay K. Johnson - General Sam Lane"
"Matthew Yang King - Dr. Stephen Shin"
"DJ Price - Young Arthur Curry"
"Barry Dennen - Defense Advisor"
"Paul Eiding - Captain"
"Michael Rosenbaum - Drift Leader"
"Andrea Romano - Elderly Atlantean Woman"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Submarine Technician"
"[to Talon] You and the Court tried to take control of my city and destroy my home... but worst of all, you messed with my kid. [grins savagely] So this is gonna hurt and I'm gonna enjoy it."
"[to the Owls] Now, I'm only gonna say this once, you sons of bitches: [emerges in the Bat-Mecha suit] GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAVE!"
"Immortality. But only 24 hours at a time."
"(after betraying the Court Of Owls, to Damian) I just gave up an entire world for you. Now what will you give up for me?"
"(said twice to Damian) Don't doubt your instincts."
"Beware the Court of Owls, that watches all the time. Gazing in the shadows, behind cement and lime. They see you at the hearth, they see you in your bed. Take care, beware, or they will send a Talon for your head."
"Jeremy Sisto - Talon/William Cobb"
"Grey DeLisle - Samantha Vanaver"
"Robin Atkin Downes - Court of Owls Grandmaster"
""Weird Al" Yankovic - Anton Schott/The Dollmaker"
"Kevin Conroy - Thomas Wayne"
"Griffin Gluck - Young Bruce Wayne"
"Trevor Devall - Jack"
"Peter Onorati - Draco"
"Andrea Romano - Jill"
"So, your mom did it with Satan?"
"(to Robin) Yeah right, like you got a way to take out Superman. (Robin grins) Oh my god, I think he does..."
"Mother of Azarath, give me strength!"
"Damian Wayne: Faith is belief based on an absence of data."
"Taissa Farmiga - Raven"
"Jon Bernthal - Trigon"
"Kari Wahlgren - Koriand'r/Starfire"
"Jake T. Austin - Jaime Reyes/Blue Beetle"
"Brandon Soo Hoo - Garfield Logan/Beast Boy"
"Laura Bailey - Angela Chen"
"Steven Blum - Lex Luthor, Toyman"
"Terrence C. Carson - Ra's al Ghul"
"Rick D. Wasserman - Solomon Grundy, Atomic Skull, and Mark Mardon/Weather Wizard"
"[while interrogating a criminal] I'm gonna count to 10. 1... [cocks back his fist] 9..."
"I've been thinking lately about you. You and me. About how this is going to end. About who will end up killing who. Perhaps you'll kill me, perhaps I'll kill you. Perhaps sooner, perhaps later. You know that, don't you? I just... I need to know, for when that time comes... that I've made a genuine attempt to talk things over. To try and avert the inevitable. Just once. [grabs "Joker"'s hand] Listen to me! This is life and death - mine or yours. Our relationship, it's fatal! And I don't want your murder on my-- ["Joker" pulls his hand back, leaving white powder on Batman's glove, and Batman realizes it is a decoy]"
"I spoke with Commissioner Gordon before I came in here. He told me he wanted this done by the book. You know what that means? It means that despite all your sick, cruel, vicious little games, he's as sane as he ever was. So ordinary people don't crack. Maybe... it's just you."
"I find the past such a worrying, anxious place. Yes, memory's so treacherous. One moment, you're lost in a carnival of delights: childhood aromas, the flashing neon of puberty, all that sentimental candyfloss. The next, it takes you somewhere you don't want to be. Somewhere dark and cold, filled with the damp, ambiguous shapes of things you'd rather forget. Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children, no? [chuckles] But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based on. If we deny them, we deny reason itself! Although... what's wrong with that really? It's not like we're contractually tied down to rationality. There is no "sanity clause"! So whenever you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, headed for places in your past where the screaming is unavoidable, remember this: there's always MADNESS You can just step outside and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... FOREVER."
"Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, I give you... the average man!"
"[after being rescued by Batman, shaken by the Joker's torture, but retaining his sanity] Go after him. I want him brought in... and I want it done by the book! BY THE BOOK! You have to! We have to show him our way works!"
"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne / Batman"
"Mark Hamill as The Joker"
"Tara Strong as Barbara Gordon / Batgirl"
"Ray Wise as Commissioner James Gordon"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Detective Harvey Bullock"
"John DiMaggio as Francesco"
"Brian George as Alfred Pennyworth"
"J. P. Karliak as Reese"
"Andrew Kishino as Murray"
"Nolan North as Mitch"
"Maury Sterling as Paris Franz"
"Fred Tatasciore as Carnival Owner"
"Bruce Timm as Patrolman"
"Anna Vocino as Jeannie"
"Kari Wahlgren as Call Girl"
"Rick D. Wasserman as Sal Maroni"
"Get Your Fill!"
"Your Food is Revolting."
"Watch what you eat."
"A hero will rise. (Frank tagline)"
"He's a real douche (Douche tagline)"
"Always use condiments (Honey Mustard tagline)"
"She's got buns, son (Brenda tagline)"
"Mazel Tov! (Barry tagline)"
"Check out his "O" face (Sammy Bagel tagline)"
"Wrap that ass (Kareem Abdul Lavash)"
"She's down with beef or fish (Teresa Del Taco tagline)"
"Baked and fried (Druggie tagline)"
"Jerkin' and clerkin' (Darren tagline)"
"Macerated and educated (Gum tagline)"
"His cork is huge (Firewater tagline)"
"Check out his package (Mr. Grits tagline)"
"Bun Worshiper (Carl tagline)"
"Michael Cera — Barry"
"James Franco — Druggie"
"Bill Hader — Firewater/Tequila/El Guaco"
"Salma Hayek — Teresa Del Taco"
"Jonah Hill — Carl"
"Anders Holm — Troy"
"Nick Kroll — Douche"
"David Krumholtz — Kareem Abdul Lavash"
"Danny McBride — Honey Mustard"
"Edward Norton — Sammy Bagel Jr."
"Craig Robinson — Mr. Grits"
"Seth Rogen — Frank/Sergeant Pepper"
"Paul Rudd — Darren"
"Kristen Wiig — Brenda"
"Adam Carolla - Spanky Ham"
"Abbey DiGregorio - Ling-Ling"
"Jess Harnell - Captain Leslie Hero, King, Brian the Rhino Guard, the Bedrock bartender, and Wile E. Coyote."
"Jack Plotnick - Xandir P. Wifflebottom"
"Tara Strong - Princess Clara, Toot Braunstein, Jew Producer's Wife, Real Princess, Sasha (Network Head's daughter), Betty Rubble, and the blonde woman in the bar in Bedrock"
"Cree Summer - Foxxy Love, Suck My Taint Girl, Network Head's wife and Mrs. Wilkinson"
"James Arnold Taylor - Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat, Jew Producer, Barney Rubble, the Jew Producer's next-door neighbor Eddie, Rhino Guard 1, Brainy Smurf, Hefty Smurf, many of the audience members at The Suck My Taint Show and the Make-A-Point Wizard."
"Seth MacFarlane - I.S.R.A.E.L. (Intelligent Smart Robot Animation Eraser Lady)"
"Vernon Wells - Network Head"
"Frank Welker - The Giant Who Shits Into His Own Mouth and Rhino Guard 2"
"Corey Burton - the Jew Producer's son"
"Kaitlyn Robrock - Smurfette"
"You make me sick. [vomits and walks to the four dogs] I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs. [yells at Duke] STOP LICKING YOUR WOUNDS!!! [Duke's eyes shift awkwardly as he just sits with his tongue out. Chief walks up to Boss] You hungry? Kill something and eat it. [walks up to Duke] You sick? Take a long nap. [walks up to King] You cold? Dig a hole in the ground, crawl into it, and bury yourself. [walks up to Rex] But nobody's giving up around here, and don't you forget it, ever. You're Rex. You're King. You're Duke! You're Boss! I'm Chief. We're a pack of scary indestructible alpha dogs. You're talking like a bunch of housebroken...pets."
"Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah."
"We’ll find him. Wherever he is, if he’s alive, we’ll find your dog."
"[to Rex] You're not our leader, we all are. Let's take a vote."
"I don't sit."
"[enraged; to Spots] You son of a bitch!! If we don't drown, I'm gonna strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me. Do you have any idea what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How DARE you!"
"[to the owl] You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says, "I'll see you in Megasaki.""
"Wait, what?"
"[to Rex, Duke, King, and Boss] Let's take a vote."
"[growls after Atari tries to pet him] I bite."
"I've never been offered a Puppy Snap in my life. I don't even know what they taste like. Okay, I'll try it. [trying his first Puppy Snap] Crunchy. Salty. Supposedly, it cleans your teeth. This is my new favorite food. Thank you."
"Why should I?"
"I've been hunted by dog-catchers all my life. I'm not easy to trap. I've only got three captures on my record where I actually got sent to the pound, I mean, and the first two times, I escaped within 24 hours, but the third time... I got adopted before I could finish digging the break-out-tunnel. It was a big family. Five kids, two other dogs, already. They stuck me in the back of a station-wagon and drove me out to the middle of the sticks. Grass, trees, swimming pool, cartoons on TV. Anyway, one morning a week later, the youngest boy, his name was Toshiro, woke me up at 6:15, bright-eyed, wide-awake, and he tried to pet me. He didn't mean anything by it. He was just being friendly. Apparently, I bit him so hard, I nearly chewed his hand off. Blood all over the kitchen floor. They rushed him to the emergency room and I got pad-locked out in the tool-shed with the lights out. It gave me some time to think. What happened? Why did I do that? To this day, I have no idea. I guess he scared me. I bite. That night, an old woman, she must've been the grandmother brought me out a bowl of some homemade hibachi-chili. I like to think she cooked it for me, personally, but who knows? Maybe it was just more leftovers. But... You've got a tick. [takes off the tick off Rex's nose and spits onto the golf hole] Anyway, that's my favorite food I ever ate. The old woman made a great bowl of chili. [Rex: What happened after that?] I dug my way out by morning, jumped on the back of a dump-truck, and hitched back to Megasaki. I was always a street-dog, let's face it."
"[after Atari gives him a bath] Where'd you get that dog? He looks like me with a pink nose. I come from a nine-dog litter, but they drowned the sisters. We're not a rare breed: short-haired-Oceanic-speckled-ear/sport-hound-mix. [stammers] I'm getting confused now. My--my belly feels funny."
"Don't ask me to fetch that stick."
"I'm telling you, I don't fetch."
"I'm not doing this because you commanded me to, I'm doing it because I feel sorry for you."
"[to Atari, as he was checking his size to ride the Pagoda Slide] No, you can't ride the Pagoda Slide. You're below the safety-limit, anyway. Let's go. We made an emergency plan, even if we didn't get to vote and agree to it yet: rendez-vous at the cause-way to the Far-away Cuticles, and go find your dog. Maybe everybody else just got crushed, compacted, and incinerated- but we're going to be there. Let's go. [Atari goes up the stairs] Don't. Repeat: don't. I am not your pet. I never liked you. I don't care about you. I won't wait for you. I bite. [Atari goes up the slide] Good luck."
"I don't think I can stomach anymore of this garbage."
"We get the idea. You're looking for your lost dog, Spots. [to the other dogs] Does anybody know him?"
"To the north, a long rickety causeway over a noxious sludge marsh leading to a radioactive landfill polluted by toxic chemical garbage. That’s our destination. Get ready to jump."
"[to Chief, Boss, Duke, and King] All in favor of not eating the little pilot, say "Aye"."
"I used to sleep on a lambswool beanbag next to an electric space heater, that's my territory. I'm an indoor dog."
"Chief, sit!"
"I want my master."
"Let's take a vote. All in favor, say "Aye"."
"I think I might give up."
"[losing his patience; to Chief] You're disobedient! Sit!"
"You think we booked this ride to a travel agent?"
"[to Duke, King and Boss] All in favor of Chief fighting the robot dog, say "Aye"."
"All in favor of kicking Chief out of the pack and never speaking to him again, say "Aye"."
"I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chop commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition."
"[after seeing Nutmeg] How's she keep her fur so clean? There's no shampoo on Trash Island."
"[to Peppermint] Oh, dear. Uh, I think I offended him. I'm truly sorry. I had-- I had no idea. What is this place? How long have you been here? I can see you've been mistreated."
"[to the owl] We're listening, owl. Tell us your message."
"We're crossing the river tonight. Begin preparations immediately."
"Are you okay? My name's Spots, Spots Kobayashi. How can I be of service to you?"
"That's highly confidential. Um, anyway, I'm not the mayor's accountant's dog. That's Butterscotch, and she got crushed in a glass compactor the day before yesterday. No, my duties are, uh, focused entirely on the protection of the mayor's ward, Atari. I'm not supposed to be his friend, but I love him very much, but that's a private matter. Um, the only reason I even said that was because we're all probably going to die out here and I'll never see him again."
"Mayor Kobayashi, elected leader of Megasaki City. For 150 years, you and your ancestors, known as the Kobayashi Dynasty, a procession of dog-hating thugs, stooges, felons, and their criminal underlings, have betrayed and deceived the citizens of Uni Prefecture. You make me so mad! Professor Watanabe, Science-Party Candidate, deceased. The wasabi in your blood showed poison-levels in excess of ten times the maximum dosage required to stop the heart of a whale. Why'd you do it? Atari Kobayashi, adopted ward to the mayoral-household. You heroically hi-jacked a Junior Turbo-Prop XJ750, and flew it to the island--"
"Atari, you heroically, as I was saying, stole the little airplane, because of your dog and... [stammers] I lost my train of thought. [turns off her recorder] Damn it. I’ve got a crush on you."
"We call upon dog-lovers everywhere to harken to this transmission."
"Thank you, Editor Hiroshi. You all know me. I speak my mind and sometimes that ruffled some feathers. Please forgive my bluntness. Mayor Kobayashi is a crook and I hate him. Right now, he faces a divided congress to a hotly contested re-election year. Dogs are dying on a miserable island, gullible masters have been brainwashed, the Science-Party Candidate is being held against his will with no recourse to legal counsel. Somebody is up to something."
"(throws a board eraser at Editor Hiroshi) I'll spell it out. I believe Municipal Dome propaganda has deliberately stoked irrational Anti-Dog fear and suppressed a medically proven dog flu treatment in order to promote a secret campaign to turn the country against its innocent house pets! (regains her composure) There, I said it."
"Young masters of Megasaki, UNITE!"
"That crook! He's stealing the re-election again! Let's go!"
"This landslide re-election is a massive fraud, and we demand a recount!"
"Mayor Kobayashi has dog's blood on his hands. You all do! Atari was a hero. Professor Watanabe was murdered. The serum works! The mayor is a crook, and I hate him."
"Bryan Cranston – Chief"
"Koyu Rankin (Japanese), Rohan Chand (English Version) – Atari Kobayashi"
"Edward Norton – Rex"
"Bob Balaban – King"
"Bill Murray – Boss"
"Jeff Goldblum – Duke"
"Kunichi Nomura (Japanese), Idris Elba (English Version) – Mayor Kobayashi"
"Akira Takayama (Japanese), Steve Buscemi (English Version) – Major Domo"
"Greta Gerwig – Tracy Walker"
"Frances McDormand – Interpreter Nelson"
"Akira Ito (Japanese), Ben Kingsley (English Version) – Professor Watanabe"
"Scarlett Johansson – Nutmeg"
"Harvey Keitel – Gondo"
"F. Murray Abraham – Jupiter"
"Yoko Ono (Japanese), Ariel Winter (English Version) – Assistant Scientist Yoko Ono"
"Tilda Swinton – Oracle"
"Ken Watanabe – Head Surgeon"
"Mari Natsuki, Betty White (English Version) – Auntie"
"Fisher Stevens – Scrap"
"Nijiro Murakami (Japanese), Fred Tatasciore (English Version) - Editor Hiroshi"
"Liev Schreiber – Spots"
"Courtney B. Vance – the Narrator"
"Yojiro Noda, Maurice LaMarche (English Version) – News Anchor"
"Frank Wood – Simul-Translate Machine"
"My name’s Wade Watts. My dad picked that name because it sounded like a superhero’s alter-ego, like Peter Parker or Bruce Banner, but he died when I was a kid, my mom too, and I ended up here. Sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere, there’s nowhere left to go. Nowhere, except The Oasis. A whole virtual universe. People come to The Oasis for all the things they can do, but they stay because of all the things they can be. It’s the only place that feels like I mean anything."
"I was born in 2027, after the corn syrup droughts, after the bandwidth riots, after people stopped trying to fix problems and just tried to outlive them. My parents, they didn't make it through those times, so I live here in Columbus, Ohio with my aunt Alice. In 2045, Columbus is the fastest growing city in the world. It's where Halliday and Morrow started Gregarious Games."
"These days, reality is a bummer. Everyone's looking for a way to escape, and that's why Halliday, that's why he was such a hero to us. He showed us that we could go somewhere without going anywhere at all. You don't need a destination when you're running on an omnidirectional treadmill with quadraphonic pressure-sensitive underlay. James Halliday saw the future, and then he built it. He gave us a place to go, a place called the Oasis."
"This is the Oasis. It's a place where the limits of reality are your own imagination. You can do anything, go anywhere. Like the Vacation Planet. Surf a 50-foot monster wave in Hawaii, you can ski down the Pyramids, you can climb Mount Everest with Batman. Check out this place. It's a casino the size of a planet! You can lose your money there, you can get married, you can get divorced, you can...you can go in there. People come to the Oasis for all the things they can do, but they stay because of all the things they can be: tall, beautiful, scary, a different sex, a different species, live action, cartoon, it's all your call. Yeah, that's me...well, that's my avatar, at least until I feel like changing it. Except for eating, sleeping and bathroom breaks, whatever people want to do, they do it in the Oasis. And since everyone is here, this is where we meet each other. This is where we make friends."
"Planet Doom. The most dangerous place in the Oasis...and a pretty great place to pick up coins. Figures Aech would be there. Aech is my best friend in the Oasis. He's my best friend, period, even though I've never actually met him in the real world."
"Artefacts. Those were key. Halliday made sure the Oasis was littered with enough randomly powerful stuff, that anyone could win if they had the skills. Death matches and artefact hunts are a good way to coin snatch, but depending on your level of armour, they're risky. You see, everyone starts the same, but the more coins you make, the more you level up. If you get killed, your avatar can come back to life, but you lose all your stuff. Everything you've ever worked for. All your money, your clothes, your weapons... Since people spend most of their time in the Oasis, losing your shit means...well, losing your shit."
"The Oasis was the brainchild of James Halliday. He and his partner, Ogden Morrow, released the first Oasis build in 2025. It was an instant success, and it made them both very rich. But Morrow was out of the picture after a few years. And Halliday, he wasn't just the owner of the world's biggest company; he was like a god. People loved him. They worshipped him as much as his creation. And then, on January 7, 2040...he died. What he left behind changed everything."
"The challenge is to find three keys, but in five years, no one has even got one key, and the big scoreboard, still empty. Some long-forgotten Gunter cracked the first clue and found the first challenge, then this portal appeared. But the challenge to find the first key was a race designed by Halliday that was so hard, no one had ever finished it. The only ones still trying are the Gunters – as in "egg hunters" – like me and Sho and Daito and my best friend Aech. Oh, and of course, the Sixers. The Sixers work for IOI – Innovative Online Industries. They're the second largest company in the world, with desires on becoming the first, which is why they're putting everything they've got into winning Halliday's contest. We call them Sixers because that's the company rule – no name, just numbers. They have a support team made up of Halliday scholars. Like me, they spend all their time studying pop culture that Halliday was obsessed with, trying to find clues to solve the contest. They're just following the orders of the head of IOI, this dickweed named Nolan Sorrento."
"[reading the second clue] A creator who hated his own creation. A hidden key, a leap not taken. Retrace your steps, escape your past and the key will be yours at last."
"[last lines] The High Five took over the Oasis, and the first thing we did was sign Ogden Morrow to a non-exclusive consultancy. The salary, per his demand, was 25 cents, one quarter. With his guidance, our second move was to ban any Loyalty Centers from accessing the Oasis. IOI had no choice. They shut them all down. The third thing we did wasn't as popular. We closed the Oasis on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I know it sounds like a weird move, but people need to spend more time in the real world, because like Halliday said, reality is the only thing that's real."
"First to the key! (Aech: First to the Egg!)"
"The contest has got to be about connecting with someone, connecting with the world."
"Welcome to the rebellion, Wade."
"This isn’t just a game. I’m talking about actual life and death stuff."
"Hello. I'm James Halliday."
"Thanks for playing my game."
"Break free."
"Are you ready?"
"A better reality awaits."
"An adventure too big for the real world."
"Accept your reality or fight a better one."
"First to the key!"
"Tye Sheridan – Wade Watts / Parzival"
"Olivia Cooke – Samantha Cook / Art3mis"
"Ben Mendelsohn – Nolan Sorrento"
"Lena Waithe – Helen / Aech"
"T.J. Miller – i-R0k"
"Simon Pegg – Ogden Morrow / The Curator"
"Mark Rylance – James Halliday / Anorak"
"Philip Zhao – Zhou / Sho"
"Win Morisaki – Toshiro / Daito"
"Hannah John-Kamen – F'Nale Zandor"
"Susan Lynch – Alice Watts"
"Ralph Ineson – Rick"
"Perdita Weeks – Karen "Kira" Underwood"
"Clare Higgins – Mrs. Gilmore"
"Letitia Wright – Reb (Safe House)"
"Mckenna Grace – an elementary school student"
"Lulu Wilson – an elementary school student"
"Red and Blue and Awesome All Over!"
"Ed Skudder as Red, Raccoon, Cpt. Crookygrin, Mr. Dingleberry, Jacques Bond, Nep-Dawg, Japanese School Girl, 8-bit Gelato Bene, Additional Voices"
"Zack Keller as Blue, Narrator, Shaw, Japanese Guy, Trollz0r"
"Eric Bauza as Lord Takagami"
"Ben Tuller as Lord Tourettes"
"Shea Logsdon as Pink"
"Lauren Kay Sokolov as Stacy"
"Chad Quandt as Chad-Gendarmerie"
"Mike Nassar as Broseph"
"Nick Ainsworth as Umbrella salesman"
"Nick Keller as Party-goers"
"John Dusenberry as Ghetto Cutter"
"Brock Gallagher as Bully and Dock Worker"
"Ashley Shelhon as Global Rescue Services operator"
"Rob DenBleyker and Dave McElfatrick as the dock guards"
"David Haley as Dock Worker, French Father, Cumulonimbus Ninja"
"Brendan Haines as Steve, TNT Boat Foreman, Dead Ninja"
"Tom "TomSka" Ridgewell as French Cop"
"Lynn Wang as French mother (uncredited)"
"Brendon Small as Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Pickles, William Murderface, Young Toki Wartooth, Charles Offdensen, Ishnifus Meaddle, Edgar and Eric Jomfru, Magnus Hammersmith, Dr. Rockso, Dethklok Minute Host, all Klokateers, Church of the Black Klok monks, old guitar teacher, strange man from Depths of Humanity, fans"
"Mike Keneally as Toki Wartooth"
"Malcolm McDowell as Vater Orlaag"
"George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher as Metal Masked Assassin"
"Raya Yarbrough as Abigail Remeltindrinc, old groupie"
"Mark Hamill as Mr. Salacia, Senator Stampingston"
"Victor Brandt as General Crozier"
"Jack Black as Dethklok's original manager, Fat Fan"
"Ulrich Wild (uncredited) as Bald Fan"
"[after handcuffing Batman, the Ripper finds the cuffs on his own wrist and Batman free] I paid Houdini $300 for that trick."
"Listen carefully, kitten. I'm many things, but I'm nobody's pet."
"[facing the Ripper] Well, I won't beg. And I won't get hysterical. I won't give you the satisfaction. Know this: I forgive you."
"Ivy: [gasp] You gave me a start. I thought for a minute... Well, you're clearly a real gentleman. You lonely? I hate to see a man lonely. I got a generous nature. And I'm sure you're generous too. Ain't ya, mister? My room's not far. [shrugs off her coat] Or maybe you don't want to wait... [sees the "gentleman's" knife] No... No!"
"Big Bill Dust: [to Batman] You're the galumph who's been making a nuisance of yourself all over Gotham, ain't ya? Well, now you're in Big Bill Dust's territory, interfering with my amiable Cock Robins. You're bad for business. Bad all 'round. Too bad for you."
"Bruce Greenwood as Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Jennifer Carpenter as Selina Kyle (singing voice by Grey Griffin)"
"John DiMaggio as Harvey Bullock"
"Scott Patterson as James Gordon"
"Grey Griffin as Sister Leslie, Jason"
"Anthony Head as Alfred Pennyworth"
"Bob Joles as Mayor Tolliver"
"Yuri Lowenthal as Harvey Dent"
"Lincoln Melcher as Dickie"
"William Salyers as Hugo Strange"
"Tara Strong as Marlene Mahone, Tim"
"Bruce Timm as Arkham Radio Man"
"Kari Wuhrer as Barbara Gordon, Pamela Isley"
"Kevin Conroy as Batman / Bruce Wayne"
"Melissa Rauch as Harley Quinn / Dr. Harleen Quinzel"
"Loren Lester as Nightwing / Dick Grayson"
"Paget Brewster as Poison Ivy / Pamela Isley"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Floronic Man / Jason Woodrue"
"John DiMaggio as Swamp Thing / Alec Holland, Sarge Steel"
"Eric Bauza as Wesley"
"Robin Atkin Downes as Charles "Rhino" Daily"
"Trevor Devall as Bobby Liebowitz"
"Rob Paulsen as Dr. Harold Goldblum, Min & Max"
"Mindy Sterling as Project Supervisor"
"Bruce Timm as Booster Gold / Michael J. Carter"
"Jerry O'Connell - Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman"
"Rebecca Romijn - Lois Lane"
"Rainn Wilson - Lex Luthor"
"Rosario Dawson - Princess Diana / Diana Prince / Wonder Woman"
"Nathan Fillion - Hal Jordan / Green Lantern"
"Christopher Gorham - Barry Allen / Flash"
"Matt Lanter - Orin / Arthur Curry / Aquaman"
"Shemar Moore - Victor Stone / Cyborg"
"Nyambi Nyambi - J'onn J'onzz / John Jones / Martian Manhunter"
"Jason O'Mara - Bruce Wayne / Batman"
"Jonathan Adams - Mayor Booker"
"Rocky Carroll - Silas Stone, Perry White (credited)"
"Trevor Devall - Bruno Mannheim, Dabney Donovan"
"Paul Eiding - Jonathan "Pa" Kent, Astronaut Jim (credited)"
"Patrick Fabian - Hank Henshaw / Cyborg Superman"
"Jennifer Hale - Martha "Ma" Kent, Dr. Klyburn (credited), Camper (credited)"
"Charles Halford - Bibbo Bibbowski, Kryptonian AI / Eradicator (credited)"
"Erica Luttrell - Mercy Graves"
"Max Mittelman - Jimmy Olsen, Steve Lombard (credited)"
"Toks Olagundoye - Cat Grant"
"Rick Pasqualone - Dan Turpin"
"Amanda Troop - Maggie Sawyer, Terri Henshaw (credited)"
"Cress Williams - John Henry Irons, Officer (credited)"
"Jerry O'Connell - Kal-El / Clark Kent / Superman, Hank Henshaw (voice modulation)"
"Cameron Monaghan - Kon-El / Conner Kent / Superboy"
"Cress Williams - John Henry Irons / Steel"
"Rosario Dawson - Diana Prince / Wonder Woman"
"Christopher Gorham - Barry Allen / The Flash"
"Nyambi Nyambi - J'onn J'onzz / John Jones / Martian Manhunter, Ron Troupe (credited)"
"Tony Todd - Uxas / Darkseid"
"Charles Halford - Bibbo Bibbowski, Eradicator"
"Rocky Carroll - Perry White"
"Toks Olagundoye - Cat Grant, Becky (credited)"
"Max Mittelman, Jimmy Olsen, Steve Lombard (credited), Eric (credited)"
"Paul Eiding - Jonathan Kent, Cemetery Worker (credited)"
"Jennifer Hale - Martha Kent, President Joan Dale (credited), Watchtower Computer"
"Trevor Devall - Dabney Donovan, G. Gordon Godfrey (credited), Droid #2 (unedited), Snakey Doyle (credited)"
"Erica Luttrell - Mercy Graves, Droid #1 (credited), Sullivan (credited)"
"as Damian Wayne / Robin"
"as Rachel Roth / Raven"
"as Garfield Logan / Beast Boy"
"as Jaime Reyes / Blue Beetle"
"as Koriand'r / Starfire, Milagro Reyes"
"as Dick Grayson / Nightwing"
"as Tara Markov / Terra"
"as Slade Wilson / Deathstroke"
"as Sebastian Blood / Brother Blood"
"as Mother Mayhem"
"as Bianca Reyes, Titans Tower Computer"
"as Roy Harper / Arsenal, Scientist"
"as Karen Beecher / Bumblebee, Traci"
"Kevin Smith as himself"
"as Wally West / Kid Flash, Bryce Peterson"
"David Zayas as Alberto Reyes"
"[to Constantine and Zatanna who are arguing] He's dead and I accept the risks. So, can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout?"
"The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse."
"I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world."
"Point is, even deities can get it wrong. It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and Reality TV."
"[to Destiny] Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me?"
"Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose?"
"Jason's not the murdery type. He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort."
"[as Black Orchid hands Constantine and Zatanna a pint of brew] Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love."
"[to Constantine] Someone else dislikes you? Shocking."
"John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea."
"as Bruce Wayne / Batman"
"Matt Ryan as"
"as Boston Brand / Deadman"
"Ray Chase as Jason Blood / Etrigan the Demon"
"as Dr. Alec Holland / Swamp Thing, John Stewart / Green Lantern"
"as Black Orchid"
"as Clark Kent / Superman"
"as Diana Prince / Wonder Woman"
"as Destiny"
"as Abnegazar, Merlin"
"as Husband, Shroud Leader"
"as Rath, Father, Police Officer"
"as Businesswoman, Mother"
"Finally! Now I know who to smash!"
"The natives are down. Very messy. Should have been hiders."
"[to Korg] You, I hold no guilt about killing."
"No more slaves, just free people, tied only by the bonds they have chosen! Claim your freedom!"
"I act by the will of others, Hulk. The disk in my chest and in yours demand that one of us must die. You have my sympathy because it will not be me!"
"Rick D. Wasserman as Hulk"
"Lisa Ann Beley as Caiera"
"Mark Hildreth as Red King"
"Liam O'Brien as Hiroim"
"Kevin Michael Richardson as Korg"
"Samuel Vincent as Miek"
"Advah Soudack as Elloe Kaifi"
"Michael Kopsa as Lavin Skee"
"Marc Worden as Iron Man"
"Donald Adams as Governor Churik"
"Paul Dobson as Beta Ray Bill"
"Russell Roberts as Primus Vand"
"Lee Tockar as Android"
"Paul Rudd as John."
"Patton Oswalt as Elliot."
"Hannibal Buress as The King."
"Kate Micucci as Sally."
"Riki Lindhome as Linda."
"John Ennis as Detective Donahue."
"Mike Judge as Archie."
"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."
"Laraine Newman as Old Woman."
"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."
"Julie Galdieri as Cathy."
"Bob Stephenson as Friendly Cop."
"Brendon Small as Mr. Kelly."
"Laura Silverman as Female Police Officer."
"Cree Summer as Reporter Sassy."
"Molly Shannon as Business Woman."
"Tommy Blacha as Pharmacist."
"Dave Willis as Timmy."
"Charlyne Yi as Becky."
"Dana Snyder as Confused Guy #2."