351 quotes found
"We're bobbing along in our barrel. Some of us tip right over the edge. But there's one thing really mystifying It's got me laughing, now it's got me crying All my life I'll be death defying Till I know..."
"I wonder wonder why the wonder falls I wonder why the wonder falls on me I wonder wonder why the wonder falls With everything I touch and hear and see."
"We teeter along on our tightrope Some of us trip and damage our heads Poppin' pills is really stupefying Get you crawling when you could be flying"
"Don't you ever think about this life And how strange it all can seem? Only way to find the answers out Is to wake up from its golden dream."
"I've got to find out from where the wonder falls."
"Caroline Dhavernas - Jaye Tyler"
"Katie Finneran - Sharon Tyler"
"Tyron Leitso - Eric Gotts"
"William Sadler - Darrin Tyler"
"Diana Scarwid - Karen Tyler"
"Lee Pace - Aaron Tyler"
"Tracie Thoms - Mahandra McGinty"
"Teri Hatcher - Susan Delfino"
"Felicity Huffman - Lynette Scavo"
"Marcia Cross - Bree Van de Kamp"
"Eva Longoria - Gabrielle Solis"
"Nicollette Sheridan - Edie Britt (Seasons 1-5)"
"Dana Delany - Katherine Mayfair (Seasons 4-6, Guest Star Season 8)"
"Drea de Matteo - Angie Bolen (Season 6)"
"Vanessa Williams - Renee Perry (Seasons 7-8)"
"Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young (narrator)"
"Robert Guillaume - Isaac Jaffe"
"Felicity Huffman - Dana Whitaker"
"Peter Krause - Casey McCall"
"Josh Charles - Dan Rydell"
"Sabrina Lloyd - Natalie Hurley"
"Joshua Malina - Jeremy Goodwin"
"Sarah Jessica Parker – Carrie Bradshaw"
"Kim Cattrall – Samantha Jones"
"Kristin Davis – Charlotte York"
"Cynthia Nixon – Miranda Hobbes"
"Chris Noth – Mr. Big"
"Willie Garson – Stanford Blatch"
"David Eigenberg – Steve Brady"
"John Corbett – Aidan Shaw"
"Kyle MacLachlan – Trey McDougal"
"Mario Cantone – Anthony Marantino"
"James Remar – Richard Wright"
"Evan Handler – Harry Goldenblatt"
"Jason Lewis – Jerry "Smith" Jerrod"
"Linda Cardellini - Lindsay Weir"
"John Francis Daley - Sam Weir"
"James Franco - Daniel Desario"
"Samm Levine - Neil Schweiber"
"Jason Segel - Nick Andopolis"
"Seth Rogen - Ken Miller"
"Martin Starr - Bill Haverchuck"
"Busy Philipps - Kim Kelly"
"Joe Flaherty - Harold Weir"
"Becky Ann Baker - Jean Weir"
"Joanna Garcia - Vicki Appleby"
"Sarah Hagan - Millie Kentner"
"Tom Cavanagh - Ed Stevens"
"Julie Bowen - Carol Vessey"
"Justin Long - Warren Cheswick"
"Josh Randall - Dr. Mike Burton"
"Jana Marie Hupp - Nancy Burton"
"Lesley Boone - Molly Hudson"
"Michael Ian Black - Phil Stubbs"
"Rachel Cronin - Shirley Pifko"
"Mike Starr - Kenny Sandusky (2000-2009)"
"Michael Genadry - Mark Vanacore (2001-2004)"
"Ginnifer Goodwin - Diane Snyder (2001-2004)"
"Daryl Mitchell - Eli Goggins (2002-2004)"
"James Caan - Ed Deline"
"Josh Duhamel - Danny McCoy"
"James Lesure - Mike Cannon"
"Vanessa Marcil - Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez"
"Molly Sims - Delinda Deline"
"Nikki Cox - Mary Connell"
"Marsha Thomason - Nessa Holt"
"Matthew Perry (actor) — Matt Albie"
"Amanda Peet — Jordan McDeere"
"Bradley Whitford — Danny Tripp"
"Steven Weber — Jack Rudolph"
"D. L. Hughley — Simon Stiles"
"Sarah Paulson — Harriet Hayes"
"Nathan Corddry — Tom Jeter"
"Timothy Busfield — Cal Shanley"
"Nate Torrence — Dylan Killington"
"Ayda Field — Jeannie Whatley"
"Simon Helberg — Alex Dwyer"
"Diana-Maria Riva — Lilly Rodriguez"
"Camille Chen — Samantha Li"
"Merritt Wever — Suzanne"
"Lucy Davis — Lucy Kenwright"
"Columbus Short — Darius Hawthorne"
"Carolyn Lawrence - Orel Puppington, Christina Posabule, Dolly Forghetti"
"Scott Adsit - Clay Puppington, Dr Potterswheel, Doughy Latchkey, Coach Stopframe (Season 3), Ms Censordoll (Season 3), Art Posabule, various"
"Britta Phillips - Bloberta Puppington, Agnes Sculptham, Stephanie Foamwire-Putty, Tommy Littler, Nurse Bendy, Florence Papermouth, Poppet Posabule, various"
"Jay Johnston - Coach Stopframe (Seasons 1 & 2), Ms Censordoll (Seasons 1 & 2), Principal Fakey, Officer Roger Papermouth (Seasons 1 & 2), Joe Secondopinionson, Sal Figurelli (Seasons 1 & 2), Carl Latchkey"
"William Salyers - Reverend Rod Putty"
"David Herman - Principal Fakey (Season 3), Officer Roger Papermouth (Season 3), Sal Figurelli (Season 3)"
"Tigger Stamatopoulos - Shapey Puppington, Block Posabule"
"Dino Stamatopoulos - Dale Armature, Cecil Creepler, Arthur Puppington ("Passing" only), Raymond Hymentact"
"KK Dodds - Kim Latchkey, Dotty Trophywife"
"Jeff B. Davis - Miss Secondopinionson ("Dumb" only)"
"Joe Unger - Arthur Puppington ("Beforel Orel" only)"
"Daley: (about Taylor) If she won't do her fair share of the work, then she won't get her fair share of food and water!"
"Daley: What is he doing? He disappears for hours at a time."
"Nathan: I don't know. He doesn't talk to anyone."
"Daley: Should we?"
"Nathan: (smiles) Sure, it's not like we're busy."
"Lex: (on his video diary) We've been stuck here a week. Nobody says it but I know we're all worried that we haven't seen any sign of a search. No boats, no planes, nothing. It's scary. So far we've done an okay job of surviving, but we've got a new problem, we're all going a little nuts from being so bored."
"Daley: Cool down."
"Nathan: Dude, we were just kidding."
"Jackson: Don't "dude" me!"
"Jackson: You said I don't belong at your school because I come from a "totally different world.""
"Nathan: But I didn't mean it!!"
"Jackson: You never know what guys like me are gonna do."
"Eric: Hey Nathan? Watch you're back."
"Taylor: If you keep this up, the only thing your gonna feel is my foot on the side of your head."
"Eric: Hey, I think someone else is on the island besides us."
"Melissa: Is it yours?"
"Taylor: I wish...I mean...yeeessss!"
"Melissa: You are so unfair!"
"Daley: You are so juvenile!"
"Melissa: I can't believe you just said that..."
"Daley: I can't believe you're such a baby."
"Melissa: What if I don't wanna be in your group?"
"Daley: Oh puh-leeze, will you stop being such a baby?!!"
"Melissa: Stop being so.. bossy!"
"Jackson: Hey, what's up between you and Daley?"
"Melissa: Nothing. Except I totally hate her right now."
"Jackson: Glad it's nothing."
"Jackson: It's a girl, or a really small guy."
"Eric: Or a big guy, with creepy small feet."
"Abby: Daley!"
"Daley: Yeah, Taylor, I'm over here!"
"Daley: Taylor, I'm over here!"
"Melissa: Wait...I don't think that's Taylor."
"Melissa and Daley: Abby!"
"Melissa: Are you two flirting?!"
"Eric: If there's flirting going on, I should be involved!"
"Jackson: (sarcastically) You're not my type."
"Eric: Don't worry. My lips are sealed."
"Daley: His lips are so not sealed"
"Daley: I'm here to defend my brother, and find the truth."
"Taylor: But...I thought we were looking for the tapes!"
"Daley: ...because as we all know, you can't play the tapes without the camera."
"Taylor: (to Melissa) Is that true?"
"Jackson: (interrupting Eric's annoyingly 'elaborate' speech) Eric?"
"Eric: What?"
"Jackson: Get over yourself."
"Eric: The secret...was about you, Jackson!"
"Jackson: Lex. Get the tapes."
"Lex: (shocked) Jackson...no..."
"Jackson: Just get the tapes."
"Daley: Can you feel the electricity in the air?"
"Taylor: No, but I can feel this harpoon in my foot!"
"Melissa: Jackson...he's gone."
"Nathan: Good. He's a murderer anyway."
"Nathan: Daley just saved my life. I soooo owe you."
"Lex: The lightning's awesome!"
"Eric: Yeah? Go play in it! Give us a little more room to breathe!"
"Eric: Shh, go back to sleep. This is all a dream."
"Taylor: What do we do?"
"Jackson: Start from scratch."
"Melissa: Guys, we have a problem. It's Taylor."
"Nathan: What else is new?"
"Melissa: She's totally dysfunctional!"
"Nathan: That's not new."
"Daley: We're falling apart!"
"Nathan: If I get shot down, I'd have no place to hide."
"Eric: While they're all cramped in that dirty old tent, I'll be living large."
"Lex: Yeah, until the next storm."
"Taylor: (silent)"
"Taylor: (laughs out of nowhere) Ha Ha Ha Ha...Now that, is funny! (continues laughing)"
"Nathan: So, the good news is, we're going to have a food supply in a couple of months."
"Jackson: Bad news is, we might be here to eat it."
"Lex: Nobody tells me anything"
"Taylor: There is not enough room in that grungy dungeon for me, a bunch of hygiene-impaired boys and the smell of toe jam! Build a shelter!!"
"Daley: Grungy dungeon?"
"Lex: (who is working on plans for a shelter) I really hope this works."
"Eric: (runs up to Jackson) You, my friend, have been duped."
"Jackson: Yeah? Why's that?"
"Eric: While you're out here, Nathan and Daley are scheming to control our lives!"
"Jackson: That doesn't sound like Nathan."
"Eric: Just you wait, my friend. And just watch, I'll get all the bad jobs."
"Jackson: You say that like there are good jobs."
"Melissa: (running up to Eric and Jackson) Eric! Stop spreading rumors!"
"Eric: (to Jackson) Don't listen to her! She's in cahoots with them! (leans toward Jackson) There's a lot of cahooting going on."
"Melissa well he almost died! isn't that enough to make you even a little stange?"
"Eric so you're saying his brains got fried."
"Melissa yes! no! maybe!"
"Jackson i think a whole lot of brains are fried around here."
"Eric (nodds while jackson walks away,then looks perplexed) What did he mean by that?"
"Melissa (melissa looks at eric with a "how stupid are you" look)"
"Eric: (to Melissa) I guess...you're the only one who knows I have a pet iguana at home."
"Melissa: (glares) You owe me."
"Taylor: Just pretend I'm not here!"
"Daley: Trust me, I've tried. Doesn't work."
"Eric: Have fun. Oh, and uh, watch out for the wild boar."
"Taylor: Wild Boar? Nobody told me anything about killer pigs."
"Jackson: You'll be fine."
"Eric: I'm charmed."
"Nathan: I watch out for everybody. Not just me."
"Eric: Wow, you're my hero."
"Taylor: Ack!"
"Jackson: Hey! It's me!"
"Taylor: Why were you sneaking up on me?"
"Jackson: I'm not. I was actually here first."
"Taylor: Oh. What are you doing?"
"Jackson: just...uh...getting some space. Why, what are you doing?"
"Taylor: I have no idea. I don't. I think I drowned this."
"Jackson: Oh. Let me see it."
"Taylor: Is it broken?"
"Jackson: No. I'm sure it's fine."
"Taylor: I'm gonna hear so much grief for this."
"Jackson: Daley's not cutting you any slack, is she?"
"Taylor: You wanna know the worst part? I don't even blame her anymore. I am messing up. And I'm trying, I really am, I'm just...failing."
"Jackson: All you can do is be yourself, and if Daley can't deal with that, that's her problem."
"Taylor: That's easy for you, isn't it? I'm not criticizing, but, it's easy to be yourself when nobody really knows who you are."
"Jackson: Okay. I'll let you know something about me."
"Taylor: (as Jackson pulls a guitar out of the bushes) I was wondering where that went. Is it yours?"
"Jackson: No, I think it's the pilot's."
"Taylor: I play too, you know."
"Jackson: Guitar?"
"Taylor: No. Cello."
"Jackson: Really? That's...um...different."
"Taylor: well, I'm really good. Are you?"
"Jackson (starts playing.) I'm a stranger in a strange land. And I'm a million miles from my home. And...That's all I've got."
"Taylor: Did you write that? Jackson! you are...so full of surprises!"
"Eric: Chillo-what?"
"Melissa: Isn't it great that Taylor thought up this Chilly-weenie thing?"
"Jackson: Holidays. I don't know what it is, but they really bring out the best in people...or the worst...or both."
"Taylor: Look, everyone here is good at something. Nathan's eager and strong.Daley's perfect...sort of. Lex is a genius. Melissa keeps us all together. Eric's a rat, but he's good at it. You're like some kind of Yoda. And...then there's me. I don't have a whole lot to offer."
"Jackson: You know that's not true."
"Taylor: It is. But, there is something I'm good at. I know how to throw a party and have fun. And that's just what I'm gonna do."
"Jackson: Chilla-what is it again?"
"Taylor: Ween. Chill-o-WEEN."
"Melissa: (in tears) If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be here."
"Jackson: Mel, it was my choice to come here. And besides, if I knew then what I know now, I'd still be here. (Pause.) Although, I'll pass on drinking the bad water."
"America Ferrera – Betty Suarez"
"Eric Mabius – Daniel Meade"
"Alan Dale – Bradford Meade"
"Tony Plana – Ignacio Suarez"
"Ana Ortiz – Hilda Suarez"
"Ashley Jensen – Christina McKinney"
"Becki Newton – Amanda Tanen"
"Mark Indelicato – Justin Suarez"
"Vanessa Williams – Wilhelmina Slater"
"Michael Urie – Marc St. James"
"Kevin Sussman – Walter"
"Rebecca Romijn – Alexis Meade"
"Christopher Gorham – Henry Grubstick"
"Judith Light – Claire Meade"
"Daniel Eric Gold – Matt Hartley"
"Leslie Bibb - Brooke McQueen"
"Carly Pope - Samantha "Sam" McPherson"
"Christopher Gorham - Harrison John"
"Bryce Johnson - Josh Ford"
"Tammy Lynn Michaels - Nicole Julian"
"Leslie Grossman - Mary Cherry"
"Tamara Mello - Lily Esposito"
"Sara Rue - Carmen Ferrara"
"Ron Lester - Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino"
"Diane Delano - Roberta "Bobbi" Glass"
"Lee Pace - Ned"
"Anna Friel - Charlotte Charles"
"Chi McBride - Emerson Cod"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Olive Snook"
"Ellen Greene - Vivian Charles"
"Swoosie Kurtz - Lily Charles"
"Jim Dale - Narrator"
"Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!"
"Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!"
"Trixy: No! Not in the face. He's too cute."
"Al Moody: "Your mother was into all of that catholic guilt shit, not me. Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.""
"Charlie Runkle: "I love the condom, keeps me in the game...""
"Hank Moody: "All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.""
"Zachary Levi - Chuck Bartowski"
"Yvonne Strahovski - Sarah Walker"
"Joshua Gomez - Morgan Grimes"
"Sarah Lancaster - Dr. Ellie Bartowski"
"Adam Baldwin - Colonel John Casey"
"Ryan McPartlin - Dr. Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb"
"Matthew Bomer - Bryce Larkin"
"Scott Krinsky - Jeffrey Barnes"
"Vik Sahay - Lester Patel"
"Linda Hamilton - Mary Elizabeth Bartowski"
"Scott Bakula - Stephen J. Bartowski"
"Bonita Friedericy - General Diane Beckman"
"Brandon Routh - Daniel Shaw"
"Timothy Dalton - Alexei Volkoff"
"Mark Christopher Lawrence - Michael "Big Mike" Tucker"
"C.S. Lee - Harry Tang"
"Anne Heche - Marin Frist"
"Abraham Benrubi - Ben Thomasson"
"Emily Bergl - Annie O'Donnell"
"Seana Kofoed - Jane"
"Suleka Mathew - Sara Jackson"
"Derek Richardson - Patrick O'Bachelorton"
"Cynthia Stevenson - Celia Bachelor"
"Sarah Strange - Theresa Thomasson"
"Lauren Tom - Mai Washington"
"James Tupper - Jack Slattery"
"John Amos - Buzz Washington"
"Ty Olsson - Sam"
"Scott Elrod - Cash"
"Timothy Webber - Jerome"
"Dylan McDermott - Duncan Collinsworth"
"Michael Vartan - James Walker"
"Christopher Titus - Brody Johns"
"Joshua Malina - Karl Mixworthy"
"Paige Turco - Lisbeth"
"Jessica Collins - Marla"
"Peyton List - Cameron Collinsworth"
"Amy Sloan - Wendy Mixworthy"
"Nia Long - Katie Graham"
"Alia Shawkat: (12-year-old Jewish-American girl Hannah Rayburn)"
"Mae Whitman: (12-year-old Emma 'Grace' McKee, Hannah's best friend)"
"Dinah Manoff: (Evelyn Rayburn, Hannah's mother)"
"Michael Mantell: (David Rayburn, Hannah's father)"
"Faye Grant: (Tattie McKee, Grace's mother)"
"Jason Blicker: (Uncle Heschie, Hannah's uncle)"
"Erica Yohn: (Grandma Ida, Hannah's grandmother)"
"Frances McDormand: (Narrator, voice of Adult Hannah)"
"Bryan Neal (Walker Adams, Grace's older half-brother)"
"Bonnie Bailey-Reed (Shirley, Rayburn's receptionist)"
"Carl M. Craig (Greer, the McKees' chauffeur)"
"Patricia Forte (Cookie, the McKees' maid)"
"Tom Varica (Tommy Austin, Tattie's fiancé)"
"Adrian Neil (Nigel Grenville III, Tattie's friend)"
"Amber Tamblyn - Detective Casey Shraeger"
"Jeremy Renner - Detective Jason Walsh"
"Adam Goldberg - Detective Eric Delahoy"
"Harold Perrineau - Detective Leo Banks"
"Kai Lennox - Detective Eddie Alvarez"
"Joshua Close - Detective Henry Cole"
"Monique Gabriela Curnen - Detective Allison Beaumont"
"Terry Kinney - Sergeant Harvey Brown"
"Thomas Jane - Ray Drecker"
"Jane Adams - Tanya Skagle"
"Anne Heche - Jessica Haxon"
"Charlie Saxton - Damon Drecker"
"Sianoa Smit-McPhee - Darby Drecker"
"Eddie Jemison - Ronnie Haxon"
"Rebecca Creskoff - Lenore Bernard"
"Gregg Henry - Mike Hunt"
"Lennie James - Charlie"
"Natalie Zea - Jemma"
"Joanna García - Megan Smith"
"Lucy Kate Hale - Rose Baker"
"Ashley Newbrough - Sage Baker"
"Michael Cassidy - Charlie Hogan"
"Allan Louis - Marco Giordani"
"Brian Hallisay - Will Davis"
"Kristina Apgar - Lily Smith"
"Anne Archer - Laurel Limoges"
"Dave Franco - Zachary"