424 quotes found
"It's showtime!"
"Hi, how are ya?"
"Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me."
"(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!"
"(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!"
"I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!"
"It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!"
"Don't ya hate it when that happens?"
"The last laugh, you know I love it!"
"Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!"
"Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!"
"If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!"
"(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!"
"Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!"
"Now here's something you don't see everyday."
"So long, suckers!"
"Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs."
"Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I got to go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later."
"So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball."
"Responsibility, you know I hate it!"
"Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…"
"NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!"
"Check this out... a mid-summer night scream."
"Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up."
"She's got to be outta my mind by now."
"Hey, they can't keep us apart."
"Got you, babes!"
"Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me."
"Rule number one for pulling pranks without getting caught is... be invisible!"
"What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?"
"Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!"
"Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!"
"When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!"
"NO! (when asked if he ever changes his underwear)"
"HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)"
"We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!"
"Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)"
"I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!"
"(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite."
"Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh.."
"Deadly Vu!"
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"
"Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?"
"(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!"
"Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?"
"I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ."
"They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!"
"They say 'practice makes pukey'!"
"Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!"
"Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree."
"Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness."
"That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!"
"Miss Shannon, can I be excused?"
"Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?"
"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"
"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"
"You like it!"
"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"
"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."
"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"
"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."
"That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman."
"Well, pay the man, Charles."
"What is that thing?"
"Lydia, dinner!"
"Lydia, go to your room, right now!"
"Sweety, I'm home."
"Being nervous makes me nervous!"
"It's the whole darn town!"
"Monitor Head 2: What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!"
"Monitor Head 1: I'm not a fat looser like you!"
"Monitor Head 4: It's all about ratings."
"All Monitor Heads: Get a move on!"
"Yuk! That's Disgustin'!"
"Did I win or did I lose?"
"Nyah - ha - ha - haa!"
"Oh No you don't! You will not turn me into warewolf!"
"That blonde haired ghoul is gonna cut off my head."
"That wasn't very cute!"
"Wanna buy some cookies!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Beep! Beep! Beep!"
"Hello Mon Ami, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?"
"Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!"
"Sacre Bleu!"
"Alouette jogging Alouette..."
"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"
"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."
"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"
"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"
"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"
"Food fight!"
"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"
"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"
"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"
"What is your name? Answer me!"
"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"
"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"
"Ba dum-bum!"
"Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed."
"Cross the river bridge, mate."
"What do you mean the library's closed?"
"That's not funny, Claire."
"Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?"
"You're getting dangerous, kid!"
"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."
"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."
"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"
"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."
"Looks like the best girl won, honey."
"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."
"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"
"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."
"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."
"Like, aren't I just the most?"
"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"
"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"
"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."
"Anyone who isn't in your group."
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"
"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."
"Can I help you, Prudence?"
"Now off to your classes, ladies."
"I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night."
"Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell."
"How improper."
"Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends."
"Beetleguts! You're fired!"
"Would you please stand on that X over there?"
"Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!"
"What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever."
"If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!"
"Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!"
"What's so funny?!"
"Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!"
"Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party."
"Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?"
"Put a sock in it, you idiot!"
"Is there anything new other than comic books?"
"Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage."
"Michael Yarmush - Arthur (Seasons 1-5, Arthur's Perfect Christmas)"
"Justin Bradley - Arthur (Season 6)"
"Mark Rendall - Arthur (Seasons 7-8, redubbed Season 6)"
"Cameron Ansell - Arthur (Seasons 9-11)"
"Dallas Jokic - Arthur (Seasons 12-15)"
"Drew Adkins - Arthur (Seasons 16-17)"
"William Healy - Arthur (Seasons 18-19)"
"Jacob Ursomarzo - Arthur (Seasons 20-21)"
"Roman Lutterotti - Arthur (Seasons 22-25)"
"ReBoot will return after these messages."
"And now return to ReBoot."
"And now, back to ReBoot."
"As Reboot ends, Time for messages."
"And now, these messages."
"This is a important message from ABC."
"Stay tuned for more Reboot after this short cartoon."
"And now, Reboot."
"If you don't watch ABC at the end of the month, You will not to be able to watch Reboot."
"Reboot is coming up next after this final message."
"Len Carlson - Bert Raccoon, Pigs Two and Three, Mr. Knox, additional voices"
"Michael Magee - Cyril Sneer, Snag"
"Bob Dermer - Ralph Raccoon, Lady Baden-Baden, additional voices"
"Linda Feige - Melissa Raccoon (1985-1986)"
"Susan Roman - Melissa Raccoon (1987-1991), additional voices"
"Marvin Goldhar - Cedric Sneer, additional voices"
"Sharon Lewis - Sophia Tutu, Broo"
"Carl Banas - Schaeffer, Bears, Mr. Mammoth, Mr. Willow"
"Noam Zylberman - Tommy, Bentley Raccoon (1987-1990)"
"Stuart Stone - Bentley Raccoon (1990-1991), Danny"
"Lisa Lougheed - Lisa Raccoon"
"Nick Nichols - Pig One (1985-1990; 1991), Mr. Barnes (1988)"
"Keith Hampshire - Pig One (1990-1991)"
"Murray Crunchley - Dan the Forest Ranger"
"Vanessa Lindorres - Julie"
"Rick Jones - Sidekick (1985-1987)"
"Dan Hennessey - George Raccoon, Sidekick (1990)"
"Elizabeth Hanna - Nicole Raccoon"
"Geoffery Winter - Narrator"
"The Christmas Raccoons (1980)"
"The Raccoons on Ice (1981)"
"The Raccoons and the Lost Star (1983)"
"The Raccoons: Let's Dance! (1984)"
"Richard Binsley"
"Kevin Duhaney"
"Edward Glen"
"Jonathan Malen"
"Bryn McAuley"
"Ali Mukaddam"
"Ruby Smith-Merovitz"
"Robert Tinkler"
"Bill Kopp - Eek!"
"Tawny Kitaen and Karen Haber - Annabell"
"Dan Castellaneta and John Kassir - Mittens"
"Savage Steve Holland - Doc Tari"
"Jason Priestley and Corey Feldman - Squat"
"Bill Kopp - Kutter"
"Charlie Adler - Bill"
"Curtis Armstrong - Scooter"
"Sean McCann as Noah Tomten"
"Katie Boland as Kate Tomten"
"Kyle Kassardjian as Daniel "DJ" Johnson"
"Max Morrow as Truman Tomten"
"Jayne Eastwood as Aunt Agatha Flugelschmidt"
"Babar: The Movie (1989)"
"Babar: King of the Elephants (1999)"
"Gordon Pinsent as King Babar"
"Dawn Greenhalgh as Queen Celeste"
"Lea-Helen Weir as Flora #2 (1990–1991)"
"Stuart Stone as Young Arthur (1989) / Alexander #2 (1990–1991)"
"Lisa Yamanaka as Flora #1 (1989) / Isabelle (1990–1991)"
"Jeff Pustil as Zephir"
"Paul Haddad as Uncle Arthur"
"Stephen Ouimette as Pompadour"
"Elizabeth Hanna as Madame"
"Allen Stewart-Coates as Lord Rataxes"
"Corrine Koslo as Lady Rataxes"
"John Stocker as Basil"
"Chris Wiggins as Cornelius"
"Noah Godfrey as Victor (1990–1991)"
"Benjamin Barrett as Pom (1990–1991)"
"Gavin Magrath as Young Babar (1989)"
"Tara Charendoff as Young Celeste (1989)"
"Bobby Becken as Pom (1989)"
"Amos Crawley as Alexander #1 (1989)"
"Dan Hennessey as Chef Truffles"
"Max: A rogue octopus? It's déjà vu all over again. Let's roll!"
"John Keats: You're so scary, Mary Shelley, I've got shivers in my belly. (looks around) It's just a first draft."
"Sam: I kid you not, Max. Max: I love it when you say I kid you not, Max. I mean Sam."
"Susan Roman as Eddie."
"David Huband as Morty."
"Sally Cahill as Betty."
"Stephanie Morgenstern as Steffy."
"Alison Sealy-Smith as Abby."
"Jill Frappier as Miss Finch."
"Len Carlson as Mr. Pip."
"Chris Wiggins as Officer Pigeon."
"Richard Binsley as Mr. Nuthatch."
"Ruby Smith-Merovitz as Spring."
"Karen Bernstein as Olivia."
"Adam Reid as Tommy."
"Julie Lemieux as Sleepy."
"Rick Jones as Gregory."
"Nathan Lane as George Hippo."
"Andrea Martin as Martha Hippo."
"Kathryn Greenwood as Frieda."
"Colin Mochrie as Oscar and Bud Chuckles."
"Debra McGrath as Valerie Chuckles."
"Sean Cullen as Wilde and Eton."
"Robin Duke as Penny."
"Tony Rosato as Duke."
"Greg Kramer as Anton."
"Tara Charendoff as Nurse."
"Stuart Stone as Icky."
"Keith Knight."
"Dwayne Hill."
"Philip Williams."
"Noah Reid."
"Amos Crawley."
"John Stocker."
"Franklin and the Green Knight (2000)"
"Franklin's Magic Christmas (2001)"
"Back to School with Franklin (2003)"
"Franklin and the Turtle Lake Treasure (2006)"
"Hey, maybe we'll see you on PBS!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Ah, worthless Koopa junk!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Don't worry, Princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon - it's almost past his bedtime!" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"No more clowning around, Koopa! You're Koo-put!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Give up, Mario, she's whooping you bad!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Yeesh, forget it, Mario, it's outside!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"I was so sure that we'd have a great crop, that I told the cave people they didn't have to save berries anymore, and they didn't. They don't have any food stored for the winter! And it's all my fault!" -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"YIKES! Where's the lightswitch?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"Why didn't Koopa invent vitamins first and fast food second?" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"You traded our chest full of coins for this? Shame on you!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"I'm sending you where the pecking's good. You can be free-range Chickadactyls from now on". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Thanks to us, Koopa finally gave everyone a show worth watching!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Yoshi my name, cruising my game!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
"Yoshi like motocycle, go Vawooom!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
"OK, I ready to order. Four coconut shakes, six order papaya fries, and eight Egg Scoopa Koopas!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Yoshi hear Oogtar too good! Huh, who need telephone?" -Super Mario World, "Party Line"
"Yoshi be brave, and find friends. I go up triangle block". -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"Oogtar! Why you scare me?" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings for a few brief moments of mouth-watering bliss". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Have a merry Cave Christmas, Bone Brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' said backwards is 'rat goo'!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Shake it up! Time is money!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Clams, coins, old socks, we're givin' 'em away!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
"I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree". -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"You!? What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Kristmas morning!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet-fixers might see it! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don't want THEM at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said. Then the more, the better, and furthermore--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all: the Koopaling Bros. Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all, master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs, mastermind of the amazing Mech-Koopas, lord of all he surveys, proveyor of--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Large-brained clutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of pump and ceremony! I am to be treated with...respect!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"On to the next act, folks! There'll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life, the last time of your life!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Iggy: Cross Oogtar... Lemmy: ...with broccoli... Iggy + Lemmy: ...and get Oogly! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning""
"Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling, a splendid gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner in the pink and purple trunks with the orange ruffles, weighing in at 90,000 pounds each, the totally terrible twosome, titanic, thunderous, thumping, throttling, towering, thrusting, tripping top heavy, top notch, top fight, tip toe, tip top, top tip..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Wait, I'm just about to finish! This big, BIG finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins, a totally terrific twosome, a terrifying..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Thank you, thank you. And in this corner, from the bucolic world of Brooklyn in that rollicking real world, these two loud, bungling, faucet fixing freaks, those forever foolish, fur-brained fish heads... Fish heads? A foolish, flabby, bug-eating... YARG!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Iggy: Time to heat up... Lemmy: ...this wimpy game! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning""
"I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
"The only way you guys are gonna eat, is by shopping at the Koopamart. So long, suckers!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
"This Santa Claus only gives presents to good children! What kinda wimp is he?" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"When I get my claws on Santa, I'll turn him into Christmas pudding!" ~Roy -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Don't just help him, STAND THERE!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
"Morton: So it'll be first and ten, but it might as well be fourth and long! 'Cause it's now or never, it's do or die, and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open! Boy, that missed extra point sure looms BIG now! The excitement's building up in the-- Roy: Awwww, shaddap! We'll never get started!! -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle""
"Oogtar no want be dino food!" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Rock TV? Hey man, what dat?" ~Oogtar -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"C'mon fellas! Fighting won't solve anything! The color you are doesn't matter!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "True Colors"
"Nice try, Koopa, but it's gonna take a lot more than a silly party hat to make me... Koop-masters, your wish is my command". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"Kooky, give ol' Koopa a Koop where it really counts!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"What you don't know, bird, is that us shrimpy guys can get super charged!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Tag Team Trouble"
"Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
"Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
"Garbage, garbage on your stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"A Mario Brother never says 'can't', Luigi!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
"I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
"Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
"Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumours". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Mush-Rumors"
"Have you guys catch us? Heh, we'd rather croak!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Venice Menace"
"There, that oughta hold those fish-brained foes. Now to rescue Mario!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"Yeesh, what a mess! Am I glad I don't live here". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Please, stop the music! I can't jump that far!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa"
""Oh, this is horrible! Koopa's so mean, I bet he's gonna turn Mario into a miniature poodle, too!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"Never trust a Koopa unless ya check up on him!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Real world, here I come!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
"Me, nice? I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
"I pledge allegiance to Kootie Pie and the repulsiveness for which she stands..." -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
"Get off my throne, you ugly upstick!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
"(punishing Kootie Pie) "Pick up your socks! Close the door! Get off the telephone!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden""
"Well, hello there! Give your uncle a big kiss! Ow! Why you-- uh, you sweet little thing you! Yuck! I hate mushroom brats!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
"KOOTIE-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE, if that pigsty you call a romm isn't cleanin' yet, you're grounded. Not a grande-killer. (Toad: For 2 weeks?) No, it's not, he's gonna kill me. -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Dadzilla"
"No chocolate cover cockroach snacks, no tripping old ladies, no Iceland for Mama Fireplant, uh-uh, no fun anysort for whoooooooole month and it's all Luigi's fault and never AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN. -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Dadzilla""
"Ohh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"Hey, what are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a reptile ready to conquer the world?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Super Koopa"
"It's not neat stuff, you nincomkoop! It's the same trash we had before! Now get rid of it! And this time, see that it doesn't come back!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Quiet, Koopalings! I'm the king here! I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"It's a dirty job, but somebody gets to do it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Kooky, what are you doing? I'm your dear old King Dad!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"I'll get you for this, Marioooooo!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Ugly Mermaid"
"Knock it off, knuckleheads! I'm not doing exercises; I'm having a temper tantrum!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
"(when the Doomship overheats) "I just got this clunker back from the repair shop!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas""
"Now you'll see why I modestly call myself a genius". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea - and I love it!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"Hey! Who's been foolin' with my wands?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"I'd love to save you, kids, but I just remembered I have a tail-styling appointment in another warp zone!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"
"Costumed plumbers at your service, ma'am! We make plumbing a party!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
"These are not disguises! I am Bowser Koopa! King Koopa to you!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
""Boy, have I got Mighty Plumber conned! I wonder what I'll buy with all those gold coins? An ocean liner? A Koopa DeVille?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber">"
"Stop the awful noiaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
"Blame it on the Rain? Hehe...Blame it on the King Koopa!" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Kootie Pie Rocks"
"A brilliantly treacherous son! What more could a villain ask for?" -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Mush-Rumors"
"I hope you're making that junk disappear". -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"But Mario, you hate pasta!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Oh, Brother!"
"I've turned all the wild animals into stuffed animals!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
"I've made an Abominable Snowkoopa!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
"I've turned all these stupid, ugly, useless old paintings and statues into something really beautiful: pictures of me! There's the 'Mona Kootie', 'The Birth of Kootie', and 'Kootie Descending a Staircase'!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
"I've taken over all the TV stations, and I'm holding a Koopathon. I'm not going off the air until everybody sends me all their money!" ~Lemmy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
"And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot. Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!" ~Iggy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "7 Continents for 7 Koopas"
"You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom. I am going to be Empress of America!" ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
"This is a fun little game called 'Stuff Your Furniture Down the Drain'!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
"Oh, hi, Princess. I'm really really sorry, but I have just decided to place you under house arrest". ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "A Toadally Magical Adventure"
"AHH! Not my favorite string! It's invaluable! Oh, there's a story behind this string, on Great Grandfather Koopa..." ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Rock TV"
"Ahh! I've been kissed by a plumber!~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "The Beauty of Kootie"
"Oh, brother! King Dad's in trouble! That was a good speech!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
"Roy: King Dad is going to pay for this! Morton: Yeah! Dancing lessons are expensive! -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Do the Koopa""
"Oh no, I broke a nail. This is no job for someone as magnificently beautiful as I". ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"YOU? BEAUTIFUL? I thought you were part of the garbage, Kootie Pie!" ~Roy ~Wendy -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Hey, King Dad's doing aerobic exercises to get in shape for more badness!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
"Oops! He's got more (growl) than everrrrrr!" ~Larry -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Princess Toadstool for President"
"Hey pop, what are we having a tantrum about?" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"
"It's curtains for you creeps! You're history! You've had it! You're done for! It's all over! We win! Time's up! Your clock is cleaned! The sun has set! The cheese has moved! The Super Mario Bros. are no more!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
"Hey! Kootie Pie! Stick 'em up! Put your hands in the air! I'm a thief!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
"Hey, lady! Gimmie your purse! I'm a real bad robber Koopa! I'm also a baaaaaad dancer!" ~Morton -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Crimes R Us"
"All right, King Dad! You're back to your abnormal self!" ~Ludwig -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"
"Rats! I missed! Ooh, I hate it when I miss!" ~Thwomp -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Never Koop a Koopa"
"Putting on a little weight, aren't you, Mario?" ~Sledge Brother -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"
"Those Super Mario Brothers are super!" ~The Statue of Liberty -The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Recycled Koopa"
"Emma Taylor-Isherwood as Mona Parker"
"Justin Bradley (1999–2002) and Evan Smirnow (2003) as Charley Bones"
"Carrie Finlay as Lily Duncan"
"Carole Jeghers as Mrs. Parker and Miss Gotto"
"Kath Soucie as Mrs. Parker"
"Ming-Na Wen as Mrs. Parker and Mulan"
"Marcel Jeannin as Mr. Parker"
"Tia Caroleo as Angela Smith"
"Oliver Grainger (1999–2002) and James Harbour (2003) as George Jamell"
"Louis Negin as Reverend Gregory"
"Gary Jewell (1999–2002) and Richard Dumont (2003) as Officer Halcroft"
"Jennifer Seguin as Miss Gotto"
"Phil Proctor Marcel Jeannin as Howard Gotto"
"Annie Bovaird as Sarah Gotto"
"Jack Angel as Roger Gotto and Thor"
"Paul Eiding as Kevin Gotto"
"Bill Farmer as Farmer Took"
"Patrick Pinney as Buckskin Bill"
"Debi Derryberry as Poucinette"
"Brian Tochi as Bruce"
"Dee Bradley Baker as Bob the Janitor"
"Wallace Shawn as Bif Baffo, Tony and Dark Wizard"
"Cloris Leachman as Agatha Misty"
"Craig T. Nelson as The Extraterrestrial Wizard"
"Tom Hanks as Woody"
"Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear"
"Eddie Murphy as Mushu"
"Patrick Pinney as Simba"
"Mickie McGowan as Nala"
"John O'Hurley as Igor and Officer"
"Jim Cummings as The Iron Giant"
"Corey Burton as Tucker"