352 quotes found
"Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!"
"Go, go, Gadget (item)!"
"(Reading) 'This message will self-destruct.'"
"Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty."
"Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right."
"This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on."
"Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!"
"Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away."
"An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?"
"All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy."
"(Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!"
"Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean."
"Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts."
"I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic."
"I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean."
"This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween."
"No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it."
"When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!"
"Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike."
"You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget."
"Oh my gosh!"
"Wowsers! (in some episodes)"
"I'd better call Brain."
"You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)"
"So that's it."
"You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain."
"Go Go Gadget Breakfast!"
"I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget."
"Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!"
"Reah. Re reed rone of rose."
"I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]"
"You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me."
"Mad Agents, Attack!"
"I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!"
"Eh, M.A.D. Cat?"
"This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health."
"Blast that, Gadget!"
"Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!"
"You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball."
"Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time."
"ELIMINATE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!"
"Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!"
"Retreat! Retreat!"
"Just you walt!"
"You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!"
"Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!"
"Four legged is four armed, Gadget!"
"Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!"
"Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!"
"You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!"
"RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"
"No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!"
"Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"One of These Days, One of These Days."
"Once again, You've failed me, Talon!"
"Next time, Gadget. Next Time!"
"You failed me again, Talon."
"Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!"
"Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!"
"I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!"
"Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!"
"Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!"
"Fly, Capeman, fly!"
"Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!"
"Go Go Corporal Capeman!"
"Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you."
"I'm flying! Wee!"
"Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?"
"Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized."
"Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw."
"Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?"
"Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years."
"Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday."
"Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun."
"Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny."
"Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!"
"Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know."
"Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!"
"Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!"
"(A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!"
"It's showtime!"
"Hi, how are ya?"
"Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me."
"(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!"
"(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!"
"I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!"
"It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!"
"Don't ya hate it when that happens?"
"The last laugh, you know I love it!"
"Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!"
"Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!"
"If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!"
"(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!"
"Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!"
"Now here's something you don't see everyday."
"So long, suckers!"
"Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs."
"Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I got to go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later."
"So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball."
"Responsibility, you know I hate it!"
"Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…"
"NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!"
"Check this out... a mid-summer night scream."
"Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up."
"She's got to be outta my mind by now."
"Hey, they can't keep us apart."
"Got you, babes!"
"Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me."
"Rule number one for pulling pranks without getting caught is... be invisible!"
"What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?"
"Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!"
"Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!"
"When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!"
"NO! (when asked if he ever changes his underwear)"
"HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)"
"We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!"
"Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)"
"I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!"
"(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite."
"Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh.."
"Deadly Vu!"
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"
"Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?"
"(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!"
"Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?"
"I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it."
"Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ."
"They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!"
"They say 'practice makes pukey'!"
"Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!"
"Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree."
"Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness."
"That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!"
"Miss Shannon, can I be excused?"
"Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?"
"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"
"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"
"You like it!"
"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"
"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."
"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"
"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."
"That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman."
"Well, pay the man, Charles."
"What is that thing?"
"Lydia, dinner!"
"Lydia, go to your room, right now!"
"Sweety, I'm home."
"Being nervous makes me nervous!"
"It's the whole darn town!"
"Monitor Head 2: What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!"
"Monitor Head 1: I'm not a fat looser like you!"
"Monitor Head 4: It's all about ratings."
"All Monitor Heads: Get a move on!"
"Yuk! That's Disgustin'!"
"Did I win or did I lose?"
"Nyah - ha - ha - haa!"
"Oh No you don't! You will not turn me into warewolf!"
"That blonde haired ghoul is gonna cut off my head."
"That wasn't very cute!"
"Wanna buy some cookies!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Beep! Beep! Beep!"
"Hello Mon Ami, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?"
"Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!"
"Sacre Bleu!"
"Alouette jogging Alouette..."
"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"
"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."
"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"
"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"
"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"
"Food fight!"
"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"
"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"
"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"
"What is your name? Answer me!"
"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"
"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"
"Ba dum-bum!"
"Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed."
"Cross the river bridge, mate."
"What do you mean the library's closed?"
"That's not funny, Claire."
"Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?"
"You're getting dangerous, kid!"
"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."
"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."
"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"
"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."
"Looks like the best girl won, honey."
"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."
"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"
"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."
"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."
"Like, aren't I just the most?"
"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"
"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"
"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."
"Anyone who isn't in your group."
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"
"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."
"Can I help you, Prudence?"
"Now off to your classes, ladies."
"I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night."
"Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell."
"How improper."
"Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends."
"Beetleguts! You're fired!"
"Would you please stand on that X over there?"
"Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!"
"What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever."
"If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!"
"Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!"
"What's so funny?!"
"Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!"
"Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party."
"Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?"
"Put a sock in it, you idiot!"
"Is there anything new other than comic books?"
"Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage."
"Len Carlson - Bert Raccoon, Pigs Two and Three, Mr. Knox, additional voices"
"Michael Magee - Cyril Sneer, Snag"
"Bob Dermer - Ralph Raccoon, Lady Baden-Baden, additional voices"
"Linda Feige - Melissa Raccoon (1985-1986)"
"Susan Roman - Melissa Raccoon (1987-1991), additional voices"
"Marvin Goldhar - Cedric Sneer, additional voices"
"Sharon Lewis - Sophia Tutu, Broo"
"Carl Banas - Schaeffer, Bears, Mr. Mammoth, Mr. Willow"
"Noam Zylberman - Tommy, Bentley Raccoon (1987-1990)"
"Stuart Stone - Bentley Raccoon (1990-1991), Danny"
"Lisa Lougheed - Lisa Raccoon"
"Nick Nichols - Pig One (1985-1990; 1991), Mr. Barnes (1988)"
"Keith Hampshire - Pig One (1990-1991)"
"Murray Crunchley - Dan the Forest Ranger"
"Vanessa Lindorres - Julie"
"Rick Jones - Sidekick (1985-1987)"
"Dan Hennessey - George Raccoon, Sidekick (1990)"
"Elizabeth Hanna - Nicole Raccoon"
"Geoffery Winter - Narrator"
"The Christmas Raccoons (1980)"
"The Raccoons on Ice (1981)"
"The Raccoons and the Lost Star (1983)"
"The Raccoons: Let's Dance! (1984)"
"Babar: The Movie (1989)"
"Babar: King of the Elephants (1999)"
"Gordon Pinsent as King Babar"
"Dawn Greenhalgh as Queen Celeste"
"Lea-Helen Weir as Flora #2 (1990–1991)"
"Stuart Stone as Young Arthur (1989) / Alexander #2 (1990–1991)"
"Lisa Yamanaka as Flora #1 (1989) / Isabelle (1990–1991)"
"Jeff Pustil as Zephir"
"Paul Haddad as Uncle Arthur"
"Stephen Ouimette as Pompadour"
"Elizabeth Hanna as Madame"
"Allen Stewart-Coates as Lord Rataxes"
"Corrine Koslo as Lady Rataxes"
"John Stocker as Basil"
"Chris Wiggins as Cornelius"
"Noah Godfrey as Victor (1990–1991)"
"Benjamin Barrett as Pom (1990–1991)"
"Gavin Magrath as Young Babar (1989)"
"Tara Charendoff as Young Celeste (1989)"
"Bobby Becken as Pom (1989)"
"Amos Crawley as Alexander #1 (1989)"
"Dan Hennessey as Chef Truffles"
"I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
"If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
"Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
"Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"
"Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"
"Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
"Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"
"C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"
"C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."
"Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"
"[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
"If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"
"He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Mario, it's a mirage! The sun's hot-boiled your brain!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
"Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"
"[about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet""
"Loony linguinni! Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Great garlic! The Koopa's here in Victoria!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Sufferin' spaghetti! How can you think of food at a time like this!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"
"Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"
"What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind! Holy ravioli! It's an earthshake!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"I thought you said your plan always worked!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"That's my brother, the pasta-pulverizing plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"Miserable macaroni! The Koopa's got away again!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"This is awful! We gotta get outta here and stop that crazy wedding!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"Leapin' lasagna! We're not even in the castle anymore!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"Which means...he kept his promise! Now the Princess HAS to marry Koopa!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"Whew... Not as tired as me!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"Forget about that! The wedding is starting!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
"Wow! This Zero guy can get down, Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"
"And how are we supposed to get in there, Mario? Just fly over the walls?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"
"Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"
"Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
"Prepare to cave in, scalebait"! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Quest for Pizza"
"No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
"There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"
"Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"
""He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show"
"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"
"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"
"If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"
"No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"
"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"
"I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
"How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"
"Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"
"Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"
"I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
"Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"
"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"
"I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"
"Lou Albano - Mario"
"Danny Wells - Luigi"
"Jeannie Elias - Princess Toadstool"
"John Stocker - Toad"
"Harvey Atkin - King Koopa"
"If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"
"No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"
"These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"
"The Mario Brothers must forsake their chance to go home in order to rescue Toad and Princess Peach: Good luck to you in the rescue, and you guys look me up if you ever make it back to Flatbush! ~Salvador Drainado"