36 quotes found
"Dying's the easy way out. You won't catch me dying. They'll have to kill me before I die!"
"She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived."
"I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone."
"Oh, bugger me, you've sodded the whole thing up like the stupid little twerp that you are. I was recreating what happened to me twenty years ago, man and boy."
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nuthin'. And books is the worst."
"[recreating the path to where the treasure is buried] Stagger, stagger, crawl, crawl, jump..."
"The pirate Yellowbeard captured many other galleons, killing over five-hundred men in cold blood. He would tear the captains hearts out and swallow them whole. Often forcing his victims to eat their own lips, he was caught and imprisoned... for tax evasion."
"Swashbucklers, pirates, public floggings, saucy tarts, beggars, queens, & jolly rogers."
"A Shipload of Laughs."
"...a rollicking yarn for the young in the head!"
"The greatest comedy cast ever assembled for a movie! Everyone who's ever been funny!!!"
"Graham Chapman - Captain Yellowbeard"
"Peter Boyle - Moon"
"Cheech Marin - El Segundo"
"Tommy Chong - El Nebuloso"
"Peter Cook - Lord Percy Lambourn"
"Marty Feldman - Gilbert"
"Martin Hewitt - Dan"
"w:Michael Hordern - Dr. Ebenezer Gilpin"
"Eric Idle - Commander Clement"
"Madeline Kahn - Betty"
"James Mason - Captain Hughes"
"John Cleese - Harvey 'Blind' Pew"
"Kenneth Mars - Mr. Crisp and Verdugo"
"Spike Milligan - Flunkie"
"Stacey Nelkin - Triola"
"Nigel Planer - Mansell"
"Susannah York - Lady Churchill"
"Beryl Reid - Lady Lambourn"
"Ferdinand Mayne - Mr. Beamish"
"Peter Bull - Queen Anne"
"Bernard Fox - Tarbuck"
"Nigel Stock - Admiral"
"Monte Landis - Prison Guard"
"Greta Blackburn - Mr. Prostitute"
"David Bowie - The Shark"