Wives

"She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's warling."

"The impurity of the eyes is to gaze upon the beauty of another man's wife, and his wealth."

"Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age; and old men's nurses."

"Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode: Though the storm do beat down on my poll, There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road, An' her love, voe the jaÿ o' my soul."

"And while the wicket falls behind Her steps, I thought if I could find A wife I need not blush to show I've little further now to go."

"My fond affection thou hast seen, Then judge of my regret To think more happy thou hadst been If we had never met!And has that thought been shared by thee? Ah, no! that smiling cheek Proves more unchanging love for me Than labour'd words could speak."

"Without thee, I am all unblessed, And wholly blessed in thee alone."

", n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

"Kiss not thy neighbor's wife, unless Thine own thy neighbor doth caress"

", n. A wife, or bitter half."

", n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife."

"So bent on self-sanctifying,— That she never thought of trying To save her poor husband as well."

"In thy face have I seen the Eternal."

"Use great prudence and circumspection, in choosing thy wife, for from thence will spring all thy future good or evil; and it is an action of life like unto a stratagem of war, wherein a man can err but once."

"Were such the wife had fallen to my part, I'd break her spirit, or I'd break her heart."

"She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine."

"Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life! The evening beam that smiles the clouds away And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray!"

"This flour of wyfly pacience."

"A good wyf, that is clene of werk and thoght, Sholde nat been kept in noon await, certayn; And trewely, the labour is in vayn To kepe a shrewe, for it wol nat be. This holde I for a verray nycetee, To spille labour, for to kepe wyves; Thus writen olde clerkes in hir lyves."

"Thy wife is a constellation of virtues; she's the moon, and thou art the man in the moon."

"What is there in the vale of life Half so delightful as a wife, When friendship, love, and peace combine To stamp the marriage-bond divine?"

"Oh! 'tis a precious thing, when wives are dead, To find such numbers who will serve instead: And in whatever state a man be thrown, 'Tis that precisely they would wish their own."

"The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak."

"The wife of thy bosom."

""George", says Mr. Baguet. "You Know me. It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained. Wait till the greens is off her mind. Thens we'll consult. Whatever the old girl says, do - do it!"

"In every mess I find a friend, In every port a wife."

"You know I met you, Kist you, and prest you close within my arms, With all the tenderness of wifely love."

"Flesh of thy flesh, nor yet bone of thy bone."

"Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest all the days of the life of thy vanity, which he hath given thee under the sun, all the days of thy vanity: for that is thy portion in this life."

"A. You make sure: 1. That my clothes and laundry are kept in good order and repair; 2. that I receive my three meals regularly in my room; 3. that my bedroom and my office are always kept neat, in particular, that the desk is available to me alone. B. You renounce all personal relations with me as far as maintaining them is not absolutely required for social reasons. Specifically, you do without: 1. my sitting at home with you; 2. my going out or traveling together with you. C. In you relations with me you commit yourself explicitly to adhering to the following points: 1.You are neither to expect intimacy from me nor to reproach me in any way. 2. You must desist immediately from addressing me, if I request it. 3. You must leave my bedroom or office immediately without protest if I so request. D. You commit yourself not to disparage me either in word or in deed in front of my children."

"I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomanics, chauvists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts."

"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."

"An undutiful Daughter will prove an unmanageable Wife."

"Rich widows are the only secondhand goods that sell at first-class prices."

"He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows."

"She commandeth her husband, in any equal matter, by constant obeying him."

"It is the duty of both men and women to honour their parents. However, a married woman, who owes devotion to her husband, is exempt from the precept of honouring her parents. Yet, she is obliged to do for the parents, all she can, if her husband does not object."

"They'll tell thee, sailors, when away, In every port a mistress find."

"One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear."

"Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me As I cam o'er the braes of Balloch."

"Now die the dream, or come the wife, The past is not in vain, For wholly as it was your life Can never be again, my dear, Can never be again."

"Without equality there can be no real marriage. The wife who is excluded from all the interests that occupy her husband, who is alien to them and does not share them, may be a concubine, a housekeeper, a nurse, but not a wife in the full, honourable sense of the word."

"With caution choose the partner of your bed: Whom fifteen springs have crown'd, a virgin wed. Let prudence now direct your choice; a wife Is or a blessing, or a curse, in life; Her father, mother, know, relations, friends, For on her education much depends."

"Gentlemen, to the lady without whom I should never have survived for eighty, nor sixty, nor yet thirty years. Her smile has been my lyric, her understanding, the rhythm of the stanza. She has been the spring wherefrom I have drawn the power to write the words. She is the poem of my life."

"Andromache! my soul's far better part."

"A wife, domestic, good, and pure, Like snail, should keep within her door; But not, like snail, with silver track, Place all her wealth upon her back."

"The best way to worship God is to love your wife."

"Alas! another instance of the triumph of hope over experience."

"Being married to those sleepy-souled women is just like playing at cards for nothing: no passion is excited and the time is filled up. I do not, however, envy a fellow one of those honeysuckle wives for my part, as they are but creepers at best and commonly destroy the tree they so tenderly cling about."

"A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek."

"I am a wife-made man."

"He knew whose gentle hand was at the latch, Before the door had given her to his eyes."

"I do not think it altogether inappropriate to introduce myself to this audience. I am the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris, and I have enjoyed it."

"Sail forth into the sea of life, O gentle, loving, trusting wife, And safe from all adversity Upon the bosom of that sea Thy comings and thy goings be! For gentleness and love and trust Prevail o'er angry wave and gust; And in the wreck of noble lives Something immortal still survives."

"But thou dost make the very night itself Brighter than day."

"An incautious congressman playfully ran his hand over Nick's shiny scalp and commented, "It feels just like my wife's backside". Nick instantly repeated the gesture. "So it does", he replied."

"Le ciel me prive d'une épouse qui ne m'a jamais donné d'autre chagrin que celui de sa mort."

"How much the wife is dearer than the bride."

"O wretched is the dame, to whom the sound, "Your lord will soon return," no pleasure brings."

"In the election of a wife, as in A project of war, to err but once is To be undone forever."

"What thou bidd'st Unargu'd I obey, so God ordains; God is thy law, thou mine; to know no more Is woman's happiest knowledge and her praise."

"Awake, My fairest, my espous'd, my latest found, Heaven's last best gift, my ever new delight!"

"For nothing lovelier can be found In woman, than to study household good, And good works in her husband to promote."

"For what thou art is mine: Our state cannot be sever'd; we are one, One flesh; to lose thee were to lose myself."

"Here were we fallen in a greate question of ye lawe whyther ye grey mare may be the better horse or not."

"Regarding the treatment. of wives, the following verse in the Qur'an (Surah iv. 38) allows the husband absolute power to correct them: "Chide those whose refractoriness you have cause to fear. Remove them into sleeping chambers apart, and beat them. But if they are obedient to you, then seek not occasion against them.""

"That is the moat perfect Muslim whose disposition is the best, and the best of you is he who behaves best to his wives."

"When a man has two wives and does not treat them equally, he will come on the Day of Resurrection with half his body fallen off."

"When a man calls his wife, she must come, although she be at an oven."

"The Prophet used to divide his time equally amongst his wives, and he would say, 'O God, I divide impartially that which thou hast put in my power.'"

"Admonish your wives with kindness, because woman were created from a crooked bone of the side; therefore, if you wish to straighten it, you will break it, and if you let it alone, it will always be crooked."

"Not one of you must whip his wife like whipping a slave."

"A Muslim must not hate his wife, for if he be displeased with one bad quality in her, thou let him he pleased with another that is good."

"A Muslim cannot obtain anything better than an amiable and beautiful wife, such a wife who, when ordered by her husband to do a thing, will obey, and if her husband looks at her will be happy; and if her husband swears by her, she will make him a swearer of truth; and if ha be absent from her, she will honour him with her own person and property."

"It is related that on one occasion the Prophet said': "Beat not your wives." Then Umar came to the Prophet and said, "Our wives have got. the upper hand of the their husbands from hearing this." Then the Prophet permitted beating of wives. Then an immense number of women collected round the Prophet's family, and complained of their husbands beating them. And the Prophet said," Verily a great number of women are assembled in my home complaining of their husbands, and those men who beat their wives do not behave well. He is not of my way who teach a woman to go astray and who entices a slave from his master."

"Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband."

"The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife."

"He who loves his wife loves himself."

"Giving honour unto the wife as unto the weaker vessel."

"Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi."

"But what so pure, which envious tongues will spare? Some wicked wits have libell'd all the fair. With matchless impudence they style a wife The dear-bought curse, and lawful plague of life; A bosom-serpent, a domestic evil, A night-invasion and a mid-day-devil. Let not the wife these sland'rous words regard, But curse the bones of ev'ry living bard."

"All other goods by fortune's hand are given, A wife is the peculiar gift of heaven."

"She who ne'er answers till a husband cools, Or, if she rules him, never shews she rules; Charms by accepting, by submitting sways, Yet has her humour most when she obeys."

"The contentions of a wife are a continual dropping."

"She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness."

"We also know today why “wives” would be one of the resources over which men should compete. In most animal species, the female makes a greater investment in offspring than the male. This is especially true of mammals, where the mother gestates her offspring inside her body and nurses them after they are born. A male can multiply the number of his offspring by mating with several females—which will leave other males childless—while a female cannot multiply the number of her offspring by mating with several males. This makes female reproductive capacity a scarce resource over which the males of many species, including humans, compete. None of this, by the way, implies that men are robots controlled by their genes, that they may be morally excused for raping or fighting, that women are passive sexual prizes, that people try to have as many babies as possible, or that people are impervious to influences from their culture, to take some of the common misunderstandings of the theory of sexual selection."

"Fat, fair and forty."

"As for my wife, I would you had her spirit in such another; The third o' the world is yours; which with a snaffle You may pace easy, but not such a wife."

"O ye gods, Render me worthy of this noble wife!"

"Happy in this, she is not yet so old But she may learn; happier than this, She is not bred so dull but she can learn; Happiest of all is, that her gentle spirit Commits itself to yours to be directed."

"A light wife doth make a heavy husband."

"I will be master of what is mine own; She is my goods, my chattels; she is my house, My household stuff, my field, my barn, My horse, my ox, my ass, my anything; And here she stands, touch her whoever dare."

"Why, man, she is mine own, And I as rich in having such a jewel As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl, The water nectar and the rocks pure gold."

"Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves."

"It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can."

"My dear, my better half."

"Of earthly goods, the best is a good wife; A bad, the bitterest curse of human life."

"Light household duties evermore inwrought With placid fancies of one trusting heart That lives but in her smile, and turns From Life's cold seeming, and the busy mart, With tenderness, that ever homeward yearns To be refreshed where one pure altar burns. Shut out from hence, the mockery of life— Thus liveth she content, the meek, fond, trusting wife."

"Thou art mine, thou hast given thy word, Close, close in my arms thou art clinging; Alone for my ear thou art singing A song which no stranger hath heard: But afar from me yet, like a bird, Thy soul in some region unstirr'd On its mystical circuit is winging."

"Casta ad virum matrona parendo imperat."

"When choosing a wife look down the social scale; when selecting a friend, look upwards."

"A love still burning upward, giving light To read those laws; an accent very low In blandishment, but a most silver flow Of subtle-paced counsel in distress. Right to the heart and brain, tho' undescried, Winning its way with extreme gentleness Thro' all the outworks of suspicious pride; A courage to endure and to obey: A hate of gossip parlance and of sway, Crown'd Isabel, thro' all her placid life, The queen of marriage, a most perfect wife."

"Nothing, Cyrnus, is more delightful than a good wife; to the truth of this I am witness to thee and do thou become witness to me."

"A fat, fair and fifty card-playing resident of the Crescent."

"Look you, Amanda, you may build Castles in the Air, and fume, and fret, and grow thin and lean, and pale and ugly, if you please. But I tell you, no Man worth having is true to his Wife, or can be true to his Wife, or ever was, or ever will be so."

"The world well tried—the sweetest thing in life Is the unclouded welcome of a wife."

"My own experience of mescalin is described in the appendix of Beyond the Outsider. My 'trip' was pleasant enough, although I experienced none of the visual effects described by Huxley; I was plunged into an agreeable but sluggish dreaminess. In this torpid state, I became aware of the problem mentioned by Huxley: 'How was this cleansed perception to be reconciled with a proper concern with human relations...?' — in my case, with my concern for my wife and three-year-old daughter? Although I personally felt nothing but a sense of relaxation and trustfulness, I was aware that, in practice, the world is full of dangers, and in this state, I was incapable of the necessary vigilance; it made me feel guilty. I was neglecting my job of looking after them. Moreover, my ability to think was impaired. Huxley remarks that he found his own ability to remember and 'think straight' to be little, if at all, reduced. I could 'think straight', but I could not think to any purpose. Even the feeling of universal love was not particularly pleasant; I compared it to having a large alsation dog who puts his paws on your shoulder and licks your face."

"My winsome marrow."