25 quotes found
"Dead? No excuse for laying off work."
"They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution."
"Well I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim."
"I have the map! I have the map! And the day after tomorrow... The world!"
"Now Benson, I'm going to have to turn you into a dog for a while."
"Stand by for mind control!"
"You are a very troublesome little fellow. I think I should teach you one of my special lessons? What do you think, Robert? Benson? What would look nice? Half-warthog? Half-donkey? Half-oyster? Half-carrot?"
"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?"
"All the dreams you've ever had - and not just the good ones..."
"...they didn't make history, they stole it!"
"David Warner - Evil"
"Craig Warnock - Kevin"
"David Rappaport - Randall"
"Kenny Baker - Fidgit"
"Malcolm Dixon - Strutter"
"Mike Edmonds - Og"
"Jack Purvis - Wally"
"Tiny Ross - Vermin"
"Michael Palin - Vincent"
"John Cleese - Robin Hood"
"Sean Connery - King Agamemnon/Fireman"
"Shelley Duvall - Pansy"
"Ian Holm - Napoleon"
"Ralph Richardson - Supreme Being"
"Peter Vaughan - Winston the Ogre"