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"[After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?"
"Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be..."
"[After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague."
"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"
"Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!"
"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"
"Happy hunting!"
"Hurry up. It's boring."
"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."
"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"
"[Repeated line] Men."
"'Bout time you boys showed up!"
"Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn! [Wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]"
"[Rescues Luna from a fight and then serenades her] Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? [Luna bemusedly takes the gun] Vamonos, chica."
"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"
"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"
"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."
"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"
"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."
"[Sees Ceasar's gun] What the hell is that?"
"Lots to digest."
"You finished here?"
"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"
"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."
"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"
"[After shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better."
"Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]"
"Welcome to the 21st century."
"[Piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!"
"This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it."
"Damn, that's cool!"
"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"
"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""
"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""
"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""
"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""
"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""
"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""
"Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Trent Mauser""
"Harrison Ford as Drummer"
"Kelsey Grammer as Bonaparte"
"Glen Powell as Thorn"
"Antonio Banderas as Galgo"
"Victor Ortiz as Mars"
"Ronda Rousey as Luna"
"Kellan Lutz as Smilee"
"Jet Li as Yin Yang"
"Ivan Kostadinov as Krug"
"Robert Davi as Goran Vata"
"Mel Gibson as Stonebanks"
"Wesley Snipes as Doc"
"Get fired up August 15."
"Never send a boy to do a man's job."