8 quotes found
"Yes, it's the flimsy plot device that gets the plot going."
"Try not to think of the poodles."
"Are you surprised to hear I was married? Well...""
"During an accident at a performance of "The Drowsy Chaperone" in which the murphy bed containg The Drowsy Chaperone and Aldolpho broke: Rent-controlled apartment. You get what you pay for."
"We have a bride who’s giving up the stage for love, her debonair bridegroom, a harried producer, jovial gangsters posing as pastry chefs, and an aviatrix - what we now call a lesbian."
"re: actor playing Aldolpho and the Chinese emperor: He was the man of 1,000 accents, all of them offensive."
""So, that was the Drowsy Chaperone. Oh, I love it so much! I-uh-I know it is not a perfect show, the spit-take scene is lame and the monkey motif is labored...but it does what a musical is supposed to do! It takes you to another world and it..it gives you a little tune to carry in your head for...for...when you're feeling blue, you know? As we stumble along on life's funny journey. As we stumble along into the blue."
"(sung) 7 overrated wonders"