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"So tell me, Cameron, what on earth—just tell me, because I want to know—what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you? I mean, my first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we would normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is, I don't think you're even trying."
"I mean this: good luck!"
"When was the last time you heard these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"?"
"I'd like to ask you about your hobbies... Now when you sacrifice a goat and you rip its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire? Or do you just send out for a pizza?"
"God, you two are sensitive! All I'm doing is implying some kind of ugly sordid sexual liaison. I'd be proud of that sort of thing."
"(speaking to Juliet Miller) But you're a doctor! You kill people every day."
"I don't know why we couldn't stuff it in a mattress or put it under the floor like any normal human being. We could have hid it in the fridge."
"Hello. It's been a struggle, but now the days of worry are over, the light at the end of the tunnel has expanded into a golden sunrise and at last, at long last, nothing will ever be the same again."
"[voice-over] I'm not ashamed. I've known love. I've known rejection. I'm not afraid to declare my feelings. Take trust for instance, or friendship. These are the important things in life, these are the things that matter, that help you on your way. If you can't trust your friends well, what then? What then? This could've been any city, they're all the same."
"I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother, of course, but I don't suppose that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time."
"The award winning thriller that'll bury you with laughs."
"What's a little murder among friends?"
"Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller"
"Christopher Eccleston - David Stevens"
"Ewan McGregor - Alex Law"
"Ken Scott - Detective Inspector McCall"
"Keith Allen - Hugo"
"Colin McCredie - Cameron"
"Victoria Nairn - Visitor"
"Gary Lewis - Visitor"
"Jean Marie Coffey as Goth"
"Peter Mullan - Andy"
"Leonard O'Malley - Tim"