12 quotes found
"My brains are going out my nipples."
": Why are your nipples poking into me?! : Sorry! That happens when I'm cold. : But why are there three of them?! : There aren't! Two of them are moles. : Those numbers still don't add up!"
"Oh, yes. Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep. Two nipples, no waiting."
": I want to see her nipples. : But this is a Christmas show. : Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples! : You can barely see them nipples. : See? And these guys are really looking!"
"Have ye beheld (with much delight) A red rose peeping through a white? Or else a cherry, double grac’d, Within a lily centre plac’d? Or ever mark’d the pretty beam A strawberry shows half-drown’d in cream? Or seen rich rubies blushing through A pure smooth pearl and orient too? So like to this, nay all the rest, Is each neat niplet of her breast."
"Ladies, shut up and hold on to your nipples!"
"The eyes are the nipples of the face."
"And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide."
": Tell me, Senator: did you nurse Catherine yourself? ... : Yes, I did. : Toughened your nipples, didn't it?"
"The video has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which Boris Yeltsin cuts off his own arms and legs."
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
"The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry."