Michael Richards

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"For me to be at a comedy club and flip out and say this crap, I'm deeply, deeply sorry. … I'm not a racist, that's what's so insane about this!"

- Michael Richards

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"Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a fucking fork up your ass!"

- Michael Richards

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"They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a nigger?"

- Michael Richards

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"You can talk! You can talk! You can talk! You're brave now, motherfucker! Throw his ass out! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger! Ooh! Ooh! All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you to see what's buried beneath, you stupid motherfuckers!"

- Michael Richards

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"Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know?"

- Michael Richards

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"Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga!?"

- Michael Richards

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"He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!"

- Michael Richards

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"What was uncalled for? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my ass, you cheap motherfucker! [Responding to the heckler saying "That was uncalled for!"]"

- Michael Richards

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"What's the matter, too much for you to handle?""

- Michael Richards

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"Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash-up. Gotta stand on the stage. [Responding to the heckler saying "You're not funny! You're a reject! You never had no shows! You never had no movies! 'Seinfeld,' that's it!"]"

- Michael Richards

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"Ohh, I guess I gotta quit because I said 'nigger.'"