Mean Machine

"[Explaining why he threw the England-Germany game] It's funny, but when you're in that football world, you just don't realise what it means to people. You only find out how disappointed they are, when you let them down. I was 16 when I signed pro forms. Thought I was the business. Didn't take long for standards to start slipping. Cars, booze, bad tips for slow horses... You think you can handle it, then bang, very soon it's handling you. Before I was picking up trophies, I was 425 grand down to men nasty enough... well, even they would have put the wind up Mr Sykes. But they did give me two choices - a wheelchair for life, or a deliberate penalty against the Germans. It's not as if I've prospered. Look where I've ended up."

"[Talking to the squad before the game] Oh right lads, you wanna be nothing, prisoners...numbers...that's fine. But you win out there today and you'll have something to remember forever, talk about it over and over, because up and down the country there are cons that are pig sick of not being here in your shoes...just to have one crack at those bastards next door! Run your guts out, and you'll have somethin' in 'ere. [points towards heart] They can never touch, no parole boards, judges or nutcase governors... NOW... ask yourselves one question...ARE YOU READY? [team replies glumly] ...YEAH, ARE WE? [team replies whole heartedly]...YEAH! THEN, COME ON!"

"Stick that in your trophy cabinet. [gives the game ball to the governor]"

"Most of the guys in here have nothing. Never had to start with. But you, you had everything they ever dreamed of. And you threw it all away."

"[After Danny asks him why he hasn't gone insane] Only does your nut in if you don't think you should be here. Look at me. Sweet old geezer, eh? A bit bumbly, full of jail-block wisdom, cornerstone of the nick, put in with the foundations, right? [scoffs] Right. I didn't get to be the oldest lag for breaking windows. Villains spend their lives shitting themselves that other criminals are going to see to them. So they get their retaliation in first, and twice as nasty. A bloke was coming after me. So I, er... I went around to his digs and lobbed a grenade in the window. Left over after the war, you know, army surplus. I didn't know, but he had his little nipper and his bird in there with him. [his eyes filling with tears] The house went up like Guy Fawkes' Night. No-one came out. He'd barricaded the door with furniture in case I came around. By the time they got in, the screaming had stopped. [crying] Thirteen months old, learning to walk, apparently. Nothing I can do is ever going to make up for that, is it?"

"Not Your Usual Suspects"

"It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!"

"Vinnie Jones - Danny Meehan"

"David Kelly - Doc"

"Jason Statham - Monk"

"Jamie Sives - Chiv"

"Danny Dyer - Billy the Limpet"

"Stephen Martin Walters - Nitro"

"Rocky Marshall - Cigs"

"Adam Fogerty - Mouse"

"David Hemmings as Governor"

"Ralph Brown - Burton"

"Vas Blackwood - Massive"

"Robbie Gee - Trojan"

"Geoff Bell - Ratchett"

"John Forgeham - Sykes"

"Sally Phillips - Tracey"

"Andrew Grainger as Kat"

"Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely"

"Martin Wimbush as Z"

"David Reid - Barman"

"David Cropman - Second Barman"

"Omid Djalili - Raj"

"J. J. Connolly - Barry The Bookie"

"Stephen Bent - Referee"

"Paul Lavin - Losing 3-0"

"Ryan Giggs - a warden (cameo at minute 77:00)"