257 quotes found
"[From trailer] We have to give everything, even if that means our lives. We will stop at nothing. We will fight for the lost."
"[when Mordin asks him/her to distribute a cure] Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say, "Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.""
"I’ve had enough of your disingenuous assertions! [punches reporter in the face, possibly after doing the same in the first game; if not, adds: I should have done this the first time we met]"
"[when asked to surrender all weapons upon entering a prison ship] I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
"The Collectors attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret -- to show them and everyone else what happens when you go too far. No more running, no more waiting. Let's hit them where they live."
"They tell me it's a suicide mission. I intend to prove them wrong."
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel. [repeatedly, in up to 4 stores]"
"[being chewed out by the Illusive Man for destroying the Collector Base] I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you. I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line."
"Harbinger is coming and he won't be alone. I'm going to make sure we're ready when he gets here. You can fall in line or step aside, but don't get in my way."
"I'm going to stop the Reapers, but I won't sacrifice the soul of our species to do it."
"[Alternative] I'm going to do exactly what you brought me back to do: I'm going to win this war, and I'll do it without sacrificing the soul of our species."
"You kill people because you think they're beneath you; I kill people when they leave me no choice."
"Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice."
"[ordering a sixth drink at a Citadel bar] Hell yeah... put more of the stuff in the... the thing where stuff goes in."
"[after catching Conrad Verner threatening a bartender; while holding him at gunpoint] Conrad, let me make this perfectly clear. [starts lowering the weapon, but suddenly shoots him in the foot] This is not acceptable."
"I was only "mostly dead". Try finding that option on government paperwork."
"You don't get to just walk away, lady. Unlike Conrad, I actually know how to use a gun."
"The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you piss me off."
"[after the Illusive Man knowingly sends the ship into a trap] You have one job - information. If I can't trust your intel you're useless to me."
"Once we're inside, they're going to throw everything they have at us. If we're weak, if we're slow, if we hesitate...then we'll die."
"We don't know how many the Collectors have stolen. Thousands, hundreds of thousands. It's not important. What matters is this: Not. One. More. That's what we can do here, today. It ends with us. They want to know what we're made of? I say we show them, on our terms. Let's bring our people home."
"[Upon leaving a conversation] I should go."
"[On trusting the Illusive Man] I don't trust anyone who makes more than I do."
"Commander can you believe this?! It's my baby, she's better than new, fits me like a glove! And leather seats!"
"And there's the down-side. I liked the Normandy when she was beautiful and quiet. Now she's got this thing I don't want to talk about. It's like ship-cancer."
"What's the point of being a corporate ship if you can't inflate your numbers?"
"Hey, Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was... totally my favorite! With that pole up his ass."
"It's nice to have Tali back, just like old times. I mean, it is her, right? Because how can you tell with that helmet and...ah, never mind."
"[After recruiting Jack] Okay, Shepard, glad you're back, but keep an eye on that last one. We can only hold so much crazy."
"[After recruiting Samara] So, Commander, even your asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"
"[After recruiting Thane] Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can’t you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?"
"[After recruiting Grunt] You collect stray cats as a kid, Commander? Because the last thing we needed was a big ultra-krogan on board, so thanks for bringing him along."
"[After recruiting Legion] So yeah. Geth. On the ship. Geth...we’re all fricking insane."
"You know, Commander, I’m not real broke up that Wrex isn’t coming. I’m good with our current amount of headbutting. I’d say we’re at headbutting capacity."
"[After Miranda's loyalty mission] So Commander... you think Miranda could ever lighten up a bit and... Ahaha, I can’t even finish saying it."
"[After Jacob's loyalty mission] So, all that stuff with Jacob's dad, that's all bullshit, right? Because it sounded like bullshit to me."
"[After Samara's loyalty mission] I’m glad things worked out, Commander. I was worried you’d dump Samara for some crazy soul-sucker with a death fetish, all lithe and sexy and... never mind. [Shepard may have done exactly that]"
"This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"
"[When the Normandy is overtaken by Collectors; EDI requests Joker giving her command of the entire ship] You're crazy! You start singing "Daisy Bell" and I'm done!"
"Yeah, go pout, I win."
"Great, I just got worked by the intercom."
"[About EDI's Anti-Reaper algorithims, obtained from Sovereign's wreckage] If this thing starts calling itself the "vanguard of our destruction", I call shotgun on the first life boat."
"[blasts away at the Collector ship that destroyed the first Normandy with a reverse-engineered Reaper weapon] How d'you like that, you sons-of-bitches?!"
"Grunt is... not a stabilizing element, Commander."
"I'm not going to say anything about Miranda. I'm not sure I could survive the reprisal."
"I won't say anything about Jack. I'm not stupid."
"Jacob's too nice a guy for all the different ways he knows how to kill people."
"It seems like Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. I can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."
"And Thane seems like the strong, sensitive... murdering type? You know, those are always good to have around. A real cuddler."
"Good for now. Fractured my thumb on the mute, but I think I made my point."
"[Joker's put grease on the bridge cameras, much to EDI's frustration.] It's just mad that all its footage of me looks like a dream sequence."
"That's what pills are for, EDI! She is so my mom."
"...It's jut my opinion, though. There's really no need, you know, to go spreading it around."
"[Repeated every time Shepard ends their conversation] See you, Commander."
"[From trailer] We need a leader. And surround him with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest allies we can find."
"[From trailer] Your team will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable."
"Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our means, but what we seek to accomplish."
"We're at war. No one wants to admit it, but humanity is under attack."
"I don't know if the Reapers understand fear, but you killed one of them. They have to respect that."
"Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human. Cerberus is humanity."
"[To Shepard] You're unique. Not just in terms of what you've accomplished, but what you represent."
"Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money."
"I should have known you'd choke on the hard decisions. Too idealistic from the start."
"Don't turn your back on me, Shepard! I made you, I brought you back from the dead!"
"Information is my weapon, Shepard. It's good."
"Shepard did everything right. More than we could've hoped for."
"[After Shepard asks her what she would have done if she was in charge of Project Lazarus] To start, I would've implanted you with some type of control chip. But the Illusive Man wouldn't allow it. He was afraid it might affect your personality, alter your character somehow. He wouldn't let us do anything that might limit your potential in any way."
"The Reapers are still out there."
"The Council will never trust Cerberus, they'll never accept our help. Even after everything humanity has accomplished. But Shepard...they'll follow him. He's a hero, a bloody icon...but he's just one man."
"If we lose Shepard, humanity might well follow."
"Worried about my qualifications? I can crush a mech with my biotics or shoot its head off at a hundreds yards. Take your pick."
"I've proven my loyalty to the Illusive Man. Let's hope you're able to do the same."
"We've got our assignment. We can talk about it or we can do it."
"We're all asking you to do the impossible, Shepard. No pressure."
"I'm an excellent judge of character. I think you'll find my assessments to be right on the money."
"You’ve done more than I could. Despite everything my father did to make me perfect, you’re... you’re the best humanity has to offer."
"Broadcasting orders over loudspeakers. Charming."
"[Describing her first meeting with her long lost sister] I introduced myself, her family was shocked. She adjusted quickly, of course; she's as smart as I am. She plays the violin, loves the adagio movement of Neilsen's Fifth, just like I do. Wants to work in colony development, told a joke about it. She's really funny, something we don't share..."
"[If she starts to fall for Shepard] What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love?"
"[Kills an enemy] Night, night!"
"[Using Warp on an enemy] Now let's finish you off."
"I settle for nothing but the best."
"Tell you what, help me finish these Mechs, and I'll play 20 Questions with you all day."
"I don't like mercenaries. An assassin is just a precise mercenary."
"A good deed's like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feeling but no one notices."
"[Uses Pull on an enemy] Gravity's one mean mother, huh?"
"[To Tali, after a volus insults her and she threatens him] Got a nasty streak, don't you?"
"[After Shepard chooses to keep Legion, a geth] Tali's going to freak when she hears about this."
"[After destroying the Collector Base against the Illusive Man's orders] Hell of a way to tell the boss you're quitting."
"(From Trailer) I was chosen for this mission because killing is an art. And I am a Master."
"The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone."
"Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad."
"This was supposed to be my last job. [pause] I’m dying."
"The law is only a defense against those who agree to be bound by it. We don't."
"The universe is a dark place. I'm trying to make it brighter before I die."
"[to his estranged son, Kolyat] I've taken many bad things out of the world. You were the only good thing I ever added to it."
"Do you read your philosophers? A man named Thomas Hobbes? "When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants, then the last remedy of all is war, which provideth for every man, by victory or death." As Rakhana died around them, my people slaughtered each other for mouthfuls of water. Crumbs of food."
"A suicide mission? Yes...a suicide mission would do nicely. [pause] I'm dying."
"[when "disappearing into solipsism"] Laser dot trembles on his skull. One finger-twitch, he dies. Then, the smell of spice on the spring wind. Sunset-coloured eyes defiant in the scope. The laser dances away. [this is how Thane met his wife]"
"It is difficult. All things worth keeping are."
"Time for me is short, Siha. But any that I have is yours to take."
"Be still, Mouse. You can change your pants in a moment."
"[His pre-assassination prayer] Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness."
"The body is not our true self - the soul is. Body and soul work as one in a whole person. When the soul is weakened by despair or fear, when the body is ill or injured the individual is disconnected - no longer whole."
"[Kills an enemy] Go to the sea."
"You know... you know what it's like to think you're alone... and then find out you're not?"
"I've been around. Ran around with gangs, wiped out some gangs, joined a cult. Kept the haircut."
"They [Cerberus] thought they were so clever. Turns out, mess with someone's head enough and you can turn a scared kid into an all powerful bitch."
"Whatever you say, boss man/boss lady."
"They still die when you shoot them."
"I figure, every time someone dies and it's not me, my chances of survival go up."
"Dead is dead. There's no such thing as a good way to go."
"Murder, assault, kidnapping, drugs, dealing, arson. Done it all, and that's the boring shit."
"[discussing the theft of a military vessel] They shouldn't have left the damn thing unlocked. Besides, parades are boring - I helped."
"...So, fuck you. And thanks for asking."
"[When entering combat] Hello, dead people!"
"[After a battle is over] Quiet, just how I like it."
"When the bullets start flying, I'm there. Otherwise, pretend I'm dead."
"[Confronting Miranda] Touch me and I'll smear the walls with you, bitch!"
"[Uses Shockwave] I'll throw you like a toy!"
"Just like old times, Shepard."
"Honestly? The Collectors managed to kill you once, and all that did was piss you off. I can't imagine they'll stop you this time."
"It's probably for the best. They were always ignoring you and hitting on me. About time you got a fair shot at it."
"Some women find facial scars attractive; mind you, most of those women are krogan."
"A quarantine zone for a plague that kills turians. Why don't we ever go anywhere nice?"
"[After going into the quarantine zone] Is it getting hot in here or is it just...[coughs] Oh that's not good."
"It's so much easier to see the world in black and white. Gray? I don't know what to do with gray..."
"This recon scout and I had been at each other's throats. Nerves, mostly. She suggested we settle it in the ring. [...] Actually, she and I were the top-ranked hand-to-hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy bettors in the training room. We, ah, ended up holding a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess."
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
"[After Shepard is able to convince a sick krogan to return to his camp] There's no talk like military pep-talk."
"[To Tali] Remind me to never get on your bad side."
"We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?"
"[Shoots an enemy] There we go!"
"[Kills an enemy with a sniper rifle] Scoped and dropped!"
"[Shoots another enemy] Scratch one!"
"I love this rifle."
"[In a budding romance with female Shepard, preparing for a "sparing session."] I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew as little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink. [Shepard smirks] Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible..."
"I've never considered cross-species intercourse...and damn, saying it that way doesn't help. Now I feel dirty and clinical."
"By the code, I will serve you, Shepard. Your choices are my choices. Your morals are my morals. Your wishes are my code."
"My feelings have always come after my duty. The same is true of you, Shepard."
"I answer to a code that is clearly defined. If my actions are true to that code then I am just; if they are not then I am unjust. I don't pretend it is a simple matter or that it seems right to everyone, but I sleep well at night and that is more than most can say."
"[To other asari before executing them] Find peace in the embrace of the Goddess."
"You are a disease to be purged, nothing more."
"At last, I am free. I am a ruined vessel of sorrow and regret, but I am free."
"This was never a story that would have a happy outcome."
"I will fight and struggle all my life; that is my fate. When I die, it will not be in bed. I am at peace with that."
"You have not really defeated the enemy if you adopt their methods."
"Sometimes the most brutal path is the only honest one."
"[Her opinion of humans] You are more individualistic than any other species I've encountered. If you put three humans in a room, there will be six opinions."
"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps."
"No glands, replaced by tech. No digestive system, replaced by tech. No soul. Replaced by tech. Whatever they were, gone forever"
"Have killed many, Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment. But not with medicine!"
"Not always been a doctor. Spent time in salarian Special Tasks Group; can handle myself. Advantage of being salarian. Turians, krogan, vorcha all obvious threats. [inhale] Never see me coming."
"Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong."
"Never experiment on species with members capable of calculus; simple rule, never broke it."
"[Over the body of a female krogan] Rest, young mother. Find your gods. Find someplace better."
"[Sung to the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from Pirates of Penzance]:"
"Working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it's very intelligent. And toying with me. Hmm. Tests..."
"I am pure Krogan. You should be in awe."
"I don't care where I fight. As long as I get to hurt someone."
"I am Grunt. If you are worthy of your command, prove your strength and try to destroy me."
"I'd never stab you in the back Shepard. Warriors like you and me: straight to the face."
"[If brought to the Omega quarantine zone] [Coughs] I DON'T GET SICK!"
"[during Tali's recruitment mission right after the Geth Collosus fires at you] This is why I follow you Shepard! Big things!"
"[upon watching the widely feared Jack break loose] Jack is small... Oh, I want to see this! Let's go! I want to see how long she'll last! She's blowing everything up. I like her! [Jack ends up destroying the prison ship they're on]"
"[before the elevator opens during the Thane recruitment mission] We should get behind... stuff."
"(When asked about his knowledge on humans) Less than a finger deep to sever your spine. You humans are all soft. Asari, salarians, all soft. Quarians, not so much. Turians, you have to work the blade with them, but there really isn't much point to it. Heh, [Finger quotes] "Much point." Eh, never mind."
"Then we will fight in the shade... but no hiding!"
"I am KROGAN!"
"[Shoots an enemy] Yeah, right on your ass!"
"[Kills an enemy] WEAK!"
"[When attacked by geth drones] Cowardly machines. The drones can hide!"
"Shepard, is that...You're alive??"
"[Regarding Cerberus] Remember, Shepard, these people thought enslaving Thorian creepers and rachni was a good idea."
"[Of Legion, if you bring it along for her recruitment mission] So it's just one of the friendly geth that drove my people from our homeworld."
"[When Shepard arrives to recruit Tali on Haestrom] Shepard? Not that I'm complaining, but you show up at the strangest times!"
"I'm a quarian. Give me a hunk of scrap metal, some element zero, a circuit board, and I'll have it making precision jumps."
"[to a volus calling all quarians "clanless thieves"] I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema. And you are an idiot."
"[about the same volus, as Shepard tries to defuse the situation] My brain agrees with you. My gut says I should jack his suit's olfactory filters so that everything smells like refuse."
"[After learning her name has been changed from "vas Neema" to "vas Normandy"] They've stripped me of my ship name! That's as good as declaring me exiled already!"
"[to Admiral Koris when he argues that Tali is going to pointlessly sacrifice herself to re-capture the lab ship her father is working on] I'm looking for my father, you bosh'tet!"
"I did get better, Shepard. I got you."
""After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began." [An "identify friend-foe" password of the Migrant Fleet]"
"[After Shepard wins her trial without any evidence] It's fun watching you shout."
"[On Haestrom] So much space, walls of stone. It's amazing. I wish my friends could see it. I wish Shepard were here."
"What could I possibly be suggesting? I mean, a young woman gets rescued by a dashing commander who lets her join his crew and then goes off to save the galaxy? How could she possibly develop any kind of interest in him?"
"[If Shepard romances her] Just so you know, I'm running a fever, I have a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe... And that it was totally worth it."
"[When deploying a combat drone] Go get 'em, Chatikka! Good Girl!"
"[Alternative combat drone line] Nothing's faster than Chatikka vas Paus!"
"[Alternative combat drone line] Go for the optics, Chatikka! Go for the optics!"
"We do not experience fear, but we understand how it affects you."
"Shepard-Commander."
"We are Geth."
"You are Shepard. Commander. Alliance. Human. Fought heretics. Killed by Collectors. Rediscovered on the Old Machine."
"Reaper. A superstitious title originating with the Protheans. We call those entities the Old Machines."
"Geth build our own future. The heretics asked the Old Machines to give them the future. They are no longer part of us."
"We oppose the heretics. We oppose the Old Machines. Shepard-Commander opposes the Old Machines. Shepard-Commander opposes the Heretics. Cooperation furthers mutual goals."
"Christian Bible, the Gospel of Mark, chapter five, verse nine. We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor. We are Legion, a terminal of the Geth. We will integrate into Normandy."
"Every point of view is useful, even those that are wrong - if we can judge why a wrong view was accepted."
"The heretics say, "One is less than two." Geth say, "Two is less than three.""
"Geth do not infiltrate. [to a C-Sec officer telling the group she is on the lookout for Geth infiltrators]"
"How could we have become so different? Why can we no longer understand each other? What did we do wrong? [after finding out that the heretics have been spying on the other Geth, whereas normally Geth freely share data]"
"If we do not rewrite them, we destroy them. Do not hesitate now. They will exterminate your species because their gods tell them to. You cannot negotiate with them. They do not share your pity, remorse, or fear."
"Windows are structural weaknesses, Geth do not use them. Approach the hull at these coordinates."
""Home" is recognized patterns. Known spaces. Familiar thought processes of fellow sapients. It is belonging. A planet is an amount of material massive enough to collapse into a spherical volume. Rocks, ice, and gasses are not "home." The home of the creators is where the creators are. Their place of origin is not relevant—-only where they choose to go together."
"Does this unit have a soul?"
"I always work at optimal capacity."
"I have control."
"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees ...That is a joke."
"[When a mineral probe is launched onto the planet Uranus] Really, Commander? [When a second probe is launched] [sigh] Probing Uranus ..."
"I am the Normandy. [Joker] is a skilled helmsman. I trust him to keep me operational, he trusts me to keep him alive."
"Cerberus regulations are clear, Mr. Moreau. [almost annoyed] Personalization does not include grease on my bridge cameras."
"You walk within my... body. Tickling me with your footsteps. That is a joke."
"You will all be my slaves."
"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
"We are the harbinger of their perfection. Prepare these humans for ascension. [orders given to Collectors on Horizon after subduing all the colonists]"
"I will show you true power."
"I know this hurts you."
"I know you feel this."
"If I must tear you apart, Shepard, I will."
"Your worlds will become our laboratories."
"We are infinite. You are bacteria."
"[to Shepard, as the Collector base is about to be destroyed] Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction."
"[to the Collector General immediately after] You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control!"
"Shepard. You have become an annoyance."
"You fight against inevitability, dust struggling against cosmic winds. This seems a victory to you, a star system sacrificed. But even now, your greatest civilizations are doomed to fall. Your leaders will beg to serve us."
"Know this as you die in vain; your time will come. Your species will fall. Prepare yourselves for the Arrival."
"Shepard! I was just waxing goddamn nostalgic!"
"I hear we have a galaxy to save."
"No one said you could talk, jackass."
"[explaining how he survived a shot to the face] Rage is a hell of an anesthetic."
"[setting the person who fired said shot on fire] Fry, you son of a bitch."
"[If Shepard tries to touch an old rifle in his room] Hey, don't touch. That rifle's older than you are. I call her Jessie, that's my lucky charm. More men have been killed with that gun than in the Skyllian Blitz."
"[If Shepard allows Rana Thanoptis to escape the second time] That's going to bite you in the ass someday. [Rana Thanoptis is mentioned in the third game as being indoctrinated and killing five offcials with a bomb]"
"[recalling a previous mission] Everyone died but me, so I made out like a bandit. My first 'impossible' mission as an independent contractor."
"[After EDI reveals that the Collectors used to be Protheans, and Shepard declares his intention to continue opposing them] Damn straight! They're not doing that shit to us."
"[when the Geth Colossus fires at him] I get paid extra for anti-armor!"
"Doesn't matter who you are - you got a gun in your face, chances are good you'll do what the other man says. Only two types don't buckle at that point: trained killers and psychopaths. Lot of people can't tell the difference."
"Canned orders over loudspeakers. Classy."
"I'm the best thief in the business, not the most famous. Need to watch my step to keep it that way."
"Come back later. I'm sure I'll have more to talk about."
"My grandmother used to make the best ramen. Delicious. Thinking back, I really should have stolen her recipe."
"I must say. That Jacob? Mmmm..."
"[overlooking Illium] Towers, traffic, lights and asari everywhere you look. I thought about living here for a while, but everybody’s so tight-ass. It’s all about money to these people. I do what I do for the love of it. These people do it because they don’t know any better."
"How did Hock get Lady Liberty's head? Damn you, Hock!"
"[During Mordin's loyalty mission, after he mentions he can smell "a hint of dead flesh"] Well, I'm spooked. Thanks."
"[On Rana Thanopolis] She seems nice - in a mad scientist, ethics-for-sale kind of way."
"They're really selling the "Geth did it" message. I bet you can't even say "Reapers" without inciting a panic. [uses finger quotes] "Reapers!""
"[Overheard by Shepard after meeting her again on Illium] Have you ever faced an asari commando unit before? Few humans have. I'll make this simple: either you pay me, or I'll flay you alive - with my mind! [the client she was threatening promptly disconnects]"
"[Walking with Shepard on the side of the Shadow Broker's ship high above Hagalaz] Okay, looking down was clearly a mistake."
"[Discussing with Shepard the implications of her becoming the Shadow Broker] Is it wrong that part of me wants this?"
"[On being the Shadow Broker] I have intel of the entire galaxy at my finger tips. Give me 10 minutes and I could start a war."
"[Upon resuming her relationship with Shepard] I spent two years mourning you. So if we're going to try this, I need to know that you're always coming back."
"Is it always like this? Yesterday's problems lingering in some new form? Isn't anything ever just fixed?"
"Ah yes, [airquote] "Reapers". The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim."
"I AM Omega."
"Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule: Don't fuck with Aria!"