Lil Wayne

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (born September 27, 1982), better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, is an American rapper. At the age of 9, Carter joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label. His most successful album, Tha Carter III, was released in 2008 and sold over one million copies in the U.S. in its first week of release. It included the number-one single "Lollipop" and won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Album.

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"Fresh out the bank, it's the Birdman Junior, money too long. Teachers, put away your rulers."

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"A millionaire! I'm a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair. My criteria, compared to your career? Just isn't fair."

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"Bitch, I'm the bomb. Like, tick-tick."

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"I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target. Hip hop is my supermarket; shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists."

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"When I'm at the bottom, she's Hillary Rodham!"

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"I pay these niggas with a reality check"

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"And the weed loud, like a lion's roar."

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"Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus."

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"Real nigga, nigga proud of what I am"

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"Knock me I'll knock your face of, life’s a crazy bitch, Grace Jones."

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"Imma, blunt blowin, polo draws showin, I don't give a lovely mothafuck ass nigga."

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"If time is money, I'm an hour past paid."

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"All hail Weezy, call it bad weather"

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"Stunta I got em' I’m back on them bitches!"

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"They say we learn from mistakes, that’s why they mistake me."

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"Tranquilizer in tha trunk put yo ass to sleep man, Birdman Junior got the world in my wingspan."

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"How you niggas want it? have it yo way burger king."

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"Young Money militia and I am the commissioner. You ain't gotta say Weezy cause the "F" is for finisha."

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"You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money."

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"Fuck ya'll with a sick dick semiautomatic no click click."

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"Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement."

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"Money on my mind, Money money on my mental."

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"Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike."

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"Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking."

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"I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin."

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"They cannot see me, they are like Stevie."

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"Big stacks, my pockets on creatine."

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"I'm so motherfucking high I could eat a star."

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"Top peeled back like the skin of a potato."

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"Seat way back listening to Anita Baker, Riding by myself smoking weed by the acre."

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"Leave it to the flow we gettin' dough like a bakery, I don't really want to but these niggas makin' me, Put a motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs, That’s a hockey team and I ain’t on no hockey team"

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"Ridin drop top in the winter with the heat on"

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"Money gives me life like a man with a gavel."

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"I’m strapped at home, strapped when I travel I pop my trunk and make these bitches spread like cattle."

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"The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip."

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"Carter in the office,Take notes when I'm talkin',Smooth as a cruise boat floats when I'm walkin'."

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"I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then it’s ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline."

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"The only time I'll wear Depends is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."

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"Un-fuckin-believable. Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!"

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"Yo, money over bitches, my niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen."

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"Mel Gibson flow, Lethal Weapon, 'book 'em Danny!'"

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"I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple."

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"Buck 60 on the dash, Imma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggas is Froot Loop. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And Imma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Woo!'"

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"All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear."

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"Misunderstood ain’t got to be explained but you don’t understand me so let me explain, stood in the heat the flame the snow, please slow down hurricane, the wind blows my dreads swang, he had hair like wool like Wayne uhh, droppin ashes in da bible I shake them out and they fall on da rifle, scary hale Mary no tale fairy all really very extraordinary."

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"Weezy F. Baby, the F is for forensics."

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"From start to finish, the same Wayne, okay you doin yo thang, but thangs change."

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"It's Young Money baby, we the fucking greatest, we done put them other niggas on a hiatus."

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"Hollygrove shit I'm on my Hollygrove shit, lookin for a bad bitch I give her dinosaur dick."

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"Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge."

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"Gun on the waistline, leave you in the wasteland."

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"Hammer in the Louie Duff, take a nigga bitch, she gave me brain till I knew enough."

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"Lock the CEO up, and I'm the CEO Fuck, prison in February and I ain't in no rush."

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"Take a nigga bitch she ride my dick like she's cycling. Now she can’t walk, run, or jump like white men."

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"Versatile as fuck I switch it up like Dennis Rodman dome."

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"Out on bail work on the scale, put some change on your head, boy you on sale"

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"All black fo' fo' do you want foplay?"

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"Ain't nobody fuckin with me, first degree murder you can get your degree muthafucka"

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"Uh, bitch I’m not old news, I’m more like gold shoes She eat my whole dick, she like Whole Foods"

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"It's YMCMB the fuckin alpha and omega The Presidential Double R I call it Ronald Reagan"

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"I beg your pardon I egg your noggin got nina up in my glove compartment. I'm Tunechi, I do me, smoke doobies, tote uzi's"

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"Choppa knock yo face off, black shades Ray Charles I got bars nigga and it's happy hour"

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"Tunchi in this bitch everybody should be worried It's okay if you turn up just don't turn off my lightyears"

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"I threw some bad bitches on my private jet, if they don't wanna fuck give em parachutes"

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"The bad news is I’m an epileptic. I’m prone to seizures. This isn’t my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure. I’ve had a bunch of seizures, ya’ll just never hear about them. But this time it got real bad ’cause I had three of them in a row and on the third one, my heart rate went down to like 30 percent. Basically, I could’ve died, so that is why it was so serious....But the reason being for the seizures is just plain stress, no rest, overworking myself. That’s just typical me though."

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"Stomp a nigga ass out in these numbah 4 Jorndans"

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"I got a scope on the barrel thats a hammer with a camera"

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"If you care about what people think you'll never live."

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"Lil' Wayne's thanking God is equivalent to a strip club patron thanking God for providing women to objectify and dehumanize, or a prostitute thanking God that she has the ability to destroy her dignity to pay bills."

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"I'm feeling, you know? Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy. You dig, what I'm saying? I love T.I., Ludacris. You know what I'm saying? I'm feeling cats like that, that take time to go in the studio and really write something."

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"It ain't my birthday, but I've got my name on the cake."

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"My money 360, you only 180. Line complete."