22 quotes found
"Fuck off, teenagers!"
"I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?"
"I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg."
"[Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]"
"This is my nozzle, motherfucker!"
"There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!"
"You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you? I like that. I can see that. You come here trying to be all pretty for me, but really, you remind me... of a dog. Of an English pit bull dog... with sex appeal. And... a very Jewish nose."
"You have a warm smile, which is very powerful. And... you have a very Jewish nose."
"Rex Blau: You shiny, gold, tall, inexpensive prick!"
"Joel Wachs: All that we need are people in positions of power to remember to be who they were when they were voted in."
"Alana Haim - Alana Kane"
"Cooper Hoffman - Gary Valentine"
"Sean Penn - Jack Holden"
"Tom Waits - Rex Blau"
"Bradley Cooper - Jon Peters"
"Benny Safdie - Joel Wachs"
"Skyler Gisondo - Lance Brannigan"
"Mary Elizabeth Ellis - Momma Anita"
"John Michael Higgins - Jerry Frick"
"Christine Ebersole - Lucy Doolittle"
"Harriet Sansom Harris - Mary Grady"
"Ryan Heffington - Steve, Barbra Streisand's assistant"