11 quotes found
"What's wrong with me? [suddenly monotone] I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sow, I- [claps both hand over his mouth while involuntarily ranting]"
"[after farting in the elevator] It was me!"
"I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!"
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOOLE!!!!"
"Would I lie to you?"
"Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede"
"Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede"
"Justin Cooper - Max Reede"
"Jennifer Tilly - Samantha Cole"
"Cary Elwes - Jerry"
"Amanda Donohoe - Miranda"