42 quotes found
"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!"
"I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves."
"[holding his wife's wedding photograph, sniffling, after deciding not to kill himself] I miss you... [cries] Victoria Lynn. [sobs, then sighs and sniffles] Hey, that's silly, isn't it? [6 seconds later] I'll see you later. [throws wedding photograph on the floor] I'll see you much later."
"Maybe we'll stay alive long enough for me to buy you a present."
"[Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house"] Saw this on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."
"Maybe there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?"
"[after rescuing Murtaugh and Rianne] What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here."
"[just after Murtaugh prevents Riggs from shooting himself] You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!"
"[repeated line in all four movies] I'm too old for this shit."
"I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!"
"General McAlister, time for you to die."
"[aiming his gun at McAlister's oncoming car] No way you live. No way."
"[when Joshua is panting on the lawn after the title-fight] Get that shit off my lawn!"
"[last lines] I'm too old for this..."
"Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know."
"[stealing a man's car] Mind if I test-drive your Audi?"
"[Responding to Scrooge on "A Christmas Carol" on TV] Goddamn Christmas!"
"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"
"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"
"Gary Busey as Joshua"
"Mitchell Ryan as Gen. Peter McAllister"
"Tom Atkins as Michael Hunsaker"
"Darlene Love as Trish Murtaugh"
"Jackie Swanson as Amanda Hunsaker"
"Traci Wolfe as Rianne Murtaugh"
"Damon Hines as Nick Murtaugh"
"Ebonie Smith as Carrie Murtaugh"
"Steve Kahan as Captain Murphy"
"Mary Ellen Trainor as Dr. Stephanie Woods (Police Psychiatrist)"
"Ed O'Ross as Mendez"
"Lycia Naff as Dixie"
"Jimmie F. Skaggs as Drug Dealer #1"
"Jason Ronard as Drug Dealer #2"
"Blackie Dammett as Drug Dealer #3"
"Al Leong as Endo"
"Jack Thibeau as McCaskey"
"Grand Bush as Boyette"
"Sally Field as KTLA Reporter (uncredited)"
"Burbank the Cat as Burbank the Cat"
"Sam the Dog as Sam the Dog"
"If these two can learn to stand each other... the bad guys don't have a chance."
"Two cops. Glover carries a weapon. Gibson is one. He's the only L.A. cop registered as a LETHAL WEAPON."