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"The problem with Punk and the straightedge lifestyle is that he doesn’t experience the things that John Morrison experiences."
"CM Punk playing Skee-Ball at Chuck E. Cheese is never going to reach the intellectual heights and experience the life that John Morrison experiences and, therefore, he will never know what to do in the ring against John Morrison."
"William Blake once said the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. And that’s where I dwell. John Morrison is enlightened."
"CM Punk, I suggest cashing in your tickets at Chuck E. Cheese for a replica ECW Championship because that’s the closest you’re ever going to get to the gates of paradise."
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the reason you're all here tonight, the new face of extreme, the man who defeated CM Punk in the middle of the ring at the Great American Bash, the greatest ECW champion of all time... John Morrison."
"Some are born to sweet delight and others born to endless night."
"You know what, Punk? You been knockin' at my door at the palace of wisdom ever since I became the ECW champion. But sittin' right there with your lame tattoos and that little chair is as close as you're ever gonna get to earthly paradise."
"Well think about it, Punk. Think about it before you sign that. Last week, you couldn't even last fifteen minutes in the ring with the new face of extreme, the Tuesday night delight, John Morrison."
"I am the guru of greatness, the shaman of sexy, the ECW champion John Morrison. I am beyond good and evil, a portal to the infinite. Punk, you are temporary, fleeting, a footnote to an average reality. You want me to embarrass you at SummerSlam? Is that it? Then go ahead, sign it, but the fact is you can't handle the pressure, Punk. You couldn't handle being the ECW champion."
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. the truth is WWE Universe loves John Morrison"
"We don't like fatties at the Palace of Wisdom."
"We don't like snakes in the Palace of Wisdom."
"We date real women in the Palace of Wisdom."
"We don't let nerds hang out at the Palace of Wisdom."
"I don't take calls from Joey Styles at the Palace of Wisdom."
"We don't dance with leprechauns at the Palace of Wisdom."
"We hang out with Mr. Fuji at the Palace of Wisdom."
"You're dying to spend a night with me in the Palace of Wisdom. (to Kelly Kelly)"
"We don't need sexual performance enhancers at the Palace of Wisdom... but we use them anyway."
"We don't play with action figures at the Palace Of Wisdom."
"We can't smell what The Rock is cookin' at the Palace of Wisdom."
"We don't let virgins hang out at the Palace of Wisdom."
"We do have jackets like that at the Palace of Wisdom. (in reference to [[w:Michael Hayes|Michael"
"Teddy Long could never hang out at the Palace of Wisdom.."
"At the Palace of Wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job, they send The Shaman; the Shaman of Sexy. (in reference to Shawn Michaels and his theme song referring to himself as a Sexy Boy)"
"Look, Maria. I know what you're thinking. I don't bring girls that look like you home to the Palace of Wisdom. But that doesn't mean you can't dream about it."
"If Santa came to the Palace of Wisdom, we'd beat him up with candy canes."
"We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!"
"Roll ups don't exist at the Palace of Wisdom"
"We don't allow sludge at the Palace of Wisdom"
"We don't get Top Rope Theatre at the Palace of Wisdom"
"We don't have worms at the Palace of Wisdom."