22 quotes found
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because you're all dead... and it's all my fault. Mom, Dad, you fed me, kept a roof over my head until I killed you. Which I guess doesn't make me a very good son. But, I'm gonna try to change. [hand twitches] Mick, Pnub I'll never forget all those times we sat around, watched TV and got really, really stoned. And all those other times we just... well I guess that's all we did. [picks flowers from garden and throws them over the 'graves'] Amen."
"I'm in the mood for some SERIOUS Killing."
"You forgot where ya came from kid..but I know where you're going."
"[As he's about to kill Tanya] WELCOME TO MY WORLD...BITCH!!!!"
"I'm gonna kill you real slow Anton....[his eyes roll in the back of his head] Oh Shit! [The Hand falls out of the puppet outfit and to the ground]"
"[Before his death, The hand prepares to attack Anton one last time] DIE YOU FUCKER!!! [Debi throws the dagger towards the hand striking it dead.] SHIT!!!! [The Hand dies]"
"[In the Alternate Ending as he traps Molly in the swimming pool] Now little piggie, where the fuck are you??"
"Come out, come out, wherever you are. [Molly stands on top of the diving board, The hand grabs her foot] GOTCHA! Come to Daddy...bitch! [As she hangs off the side of the dive board, a portal opens up] NOW, YOU WILL BE MY NIGHTMARE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! PREPARE TO DIE"
"The film that give horror movies the finger."
"The touching story of a boy and his right hand."
"The comedy that gives horror films the backhand."
"The Devil will find work for idle hands to do... but what happens when he chooses the laziest teen slacker in the world to do his dirty work?"
"Get your hands on this hot new horror comedy!"
"Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias"
"Seth Green - Mick"
"Elden Henson - Pnub"
"Jessica Alba - Molly"
"Steve Van Wormer - Curtis"
"Fred Willard - Mr. Tobias"
"Jack Noseworthy - Randy"
"Vivica A. Fox - Debi LeCure"
"Robert Englund - The Voice of the Hand"