14 quotes found
"This looks like a job for Hercules."
"[singing] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree..."
"[to Sir Michael Kent]' Yo! Bullet head! Get back down there so we can finish doing the film!"
"Oi, oi! I'm talking to you, you rude bugger!"
"You know, you're not as stupid as you look Muriel."
"Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger tits than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts."
"What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia?"
"Machismo: Get your hand off my left tit. I'll fight you on one condition that you lower your nipples."
"Sprocket: You couldn't organize a fart at a curry-eating contest!"
"Charlie:You are going to fight him and that's that, there's no way out of it! When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's when religion is all about!"
"Sampson: What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?"
"Narrator: Labia and Testiculi, destined to be joined together."
"Chicken: Cluck, cluck...Oh fuck, missed me cue."
"The original, classic, theatrical release."