23 quotes found
"Abracadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abracadabra my nigga!"
"Kenny's Sweet Virgin ASS!"
"[Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!"
"I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me"
"You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer."
"I got some booty, I got some booty!"
"I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it."
"Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!"
"Abba Zabba....You're my only friend"
"I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!"
"[To each of his fellow burger employees] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, [To the old lady customer] you're cool, [the old lady gives a thumb-up] and fuck you, I'm out!"
"Ahhhh this motherfucker said ice cream, B!"
"Nasty Nate: So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!"
"Sir-Smoke-Alot: I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted. Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted!"
"Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!"
"Kenny: Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!"
"Brian: Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns."
"Brian: Don't worry. Don't worry. l'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do: Flip out, man! All l wanna know is: who's comin' with me? Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?"
"Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man. There's a dude sittin' in the bushes, man, does he have a gun? I dunno, man, I dunno! Wha, wha? RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. It's just some weird shit, man!"
"Sir-Smoke-Alot: Doctor says I need a back-iotomy!"
"They'll do anything to save their best bud."
"Warning: this movie may cause the munchies, cotton mouth, and memory loss!"
"A comedy about best buds!"