123 quotes found
"Oh, your weapons are a great pick! Easy maintenence for a lazy person."
"You sorta look like a bad guy, sir. Would you happen to have a bounty too?"
"Nice! you'd definitely get a lot of money with that talking key!"
"Iai is used tin aisan street performances, huh! ...Um, Do you need some money?"
"Um, can you still move? Roger says he wants to use your body. Yeah..."
"You're well prepared! that's the best strategy for those who can't react quickly."
"Hey, are you done imitating me? I wonder... Wait! Did you copy my body too? ...Aw, man."
"You may not blend in society with that body, but you can always join the circus."
"Practicing even in a place like this... It must be hard being an entertainer."
"I'm so glad I got to see a traditional dance! it would have been nicer if you were a woman, though..."
"I'm not very good at Japanese music."
"I'll play you a rondo, so you can dance until you die!"
""This was my first operetta, but I think I liked it."
"Worn out already? You're still in the etude! You'll never please a woman like that..."
"With all these instruments, it's hard to choose which one to use. Mind if I test them on your body?"
"Whoa, sexy lady! That's quite an impressive display you've got there! Hahaha!""
"You're an amazing tenor! I can't resist it any longer... Won't you join with me?"
"Ahhh, the most sweet sounds of a child screaming. It strikes right at my heart. Cry some more for me!"
"I'm worn out. Please, stop moving already. I've never seen such weak thrusting. What, are you trying to make me beg for it?"
"I feel like I'm taking on three partners at once... It really turns me on!"
"Those are some nice wings. If I plucked and roasted them, would they taste like chicken?"
"How many of those big, manly drills can you put out at once?"
"Eww, what a stench! Get back to the sewer where you belong!"
"I'm sorry, would you have preferred me in a nurse's outfit? Maybe next time..."
"Oh, I'm sorry, you prefer knives, right? I'll be glad to cut you up, if you get down on your knees and beg!"
"Cover songs are nice, but nothing beats the original."
"Hmm, do you think bare legs are more attractive? Will I get more looks?"
"I don't know much about fighting with bare hands, but I'm good with my fists, if you know what I mean."
"Laying a sexy man flat on the ground feels like a fortissimo inside.""
"Hah, playing a tremolo with your own body? That's quite impressive! Hehehe!"
"Is that all you've got? I'll rip you out of your shell and scoop your insides."
"Don't get cocky on me, old man. You can act as big as you want; I don't want to deal with your wrinkled hide!"
"Work on your technique a bit, and I'll be happy to be your partner again."
"You wave around your naked weapon and pounce on women? My, you're quite the beast, aren't you, boy?"
"Aren't you a little young to be fighting for love?"
"Horny little brat! Go home and drink your father's milk!"
"An icy gaze and windswept hair... What a beautiful pose!"
"You old maid! What, did you think you could catch a man by hopping around like that?"
"See? I'm always on top! After all, you're too heavy..."
"You're certainly got the size, but moving that slow is just as bad as finishing too fast."
"What's a straw-man like you trying to act human for?"
"You may be old, but you haven't gone soft yet, have you? Come on, let's play some more!"
"I don't side with humans OR with monsters! You look better as a bat! Haha!"
"I like it wild, but you need more stamina."
"That man and I form a fermata together. Now crawl before me in despair! Haha!"
"That was wonderful! The finale to a sad song should always be sung in unison."
"You're completely out of sync. Get out of here before I re-tune your face!"
"An empty de capo. Stoic men are so charming!"
"What kind of weapon is that? Perhaps you'd prefer I used a conducter's baton?"
"Why are you arching your back like that? Was it that good for you?"
"I'll snap your spine and... bah, there's no point in even trying to talk to you!"
"UGH!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH YOU! YOU'RE JUST WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS! SYSTEM FAILURE!"
"YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR WEAPONS. YOU'RE USELESS. USELESS USELESS USELESS."
"SHE'S KIND OF MY TYPE. EVEN IF SHE'S NOT HUMAN, AND I COULD DO WITHOUT THOSE TWO BEHIND HER, I'D MARRY HER."
"YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, EITHER? SONUVABITCH! THIS WORLD DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME!"
"THIS IS SUCH IS SUCH A SHAME... YOU'RE NEITHER HUMAN NOR ROBOT! PICK A SIDE ALREADY!"
"WHAT? THE CREW ON YOUR SHIP ARE ALL FEMALES? OH MY DAMN! IT'S LIKE A PARADISE! I CALL DIBS!"
"DON'T GO CRAZY ON ME! ROBOTS ARE DELICATE UNLIKE YOU, YOU STUPID IDIOT."
"YOU LOOK LIKE THAT POTATO HEAD! HAHA! HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE HATE? SOMETHING WRONG, POTATO HEAD?"
"THE DUMB ORIGINAL HAS GROWN A LITTLE. I GUESS I BETTER GO HOME AND UPDATE DATA."
"I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LOOK BAD, BUT MY SENSORS DON'T GO "SCHWING" FOR NO REASON."
"PFFFT, NINJAS ARE AN OLD WIVES' TALE. IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK..."
"YOU! GIMME YOUR PRODUCT ID! WAIT, YOU'RE NEWER THAN ME ...SO I'M A FAKE "AND" ARCHAIC?"
"USELESS BRAT! NO UN-SEXY FEMALES HAVE THE RIGHT TO FIGHT WITH ME!"
"YOU'RE A USELESS HUMAN. WE HAVE A GREAT FUTURE PLANNED FOR YOU. WHAT? YOU'RE NOT HUMAN? ...REALLY?"
"YOU'RE A BOY, HUH? YOU CAN'T TRICK ME! I SEE EVERYTHING WITH MY X-RAY VISION! ...FORGET I SAID THAT, SERIOUSLY."
"AW, MAN! WHERE IS EVERYONE? I NEED HUMAN DATA! WAIT, YOU'RE A HUMAN? ...REALLY?"
"I PREFER 'EM LADY LIKE BUT I COULD SETTLE WITH YOU. PLEASE MARRY ME AND COOK FOR ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
"WHAT? YOU'RE HUMAN? I THOUGHT YOUR ARMS WERE ROCKET FISTS. YOU SCARED ME, DAMMIT!"
"FEMALE DETECTED! TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY, LADY! PLEASE BE MY WIFE."
"DO YOU KNOW THE TERM "WILD MAN"? IT TOTALLY DESCRIBES YOU, YOU CRAPPY DANCER."
"YOU PASSED THE TEST, LADY. YOU'RE JUST MY TYPE. SKIP THE FLUFF AND MARRY ME."
"HAVE YOU HEARD THE SAYING "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT"? IT'S A TOTAL LIE, THE DUMB WILL ALWAY BE DUMB."
"No matter what... the world needs justice."
"Impersonating an officer, are you? I'm afraid you're no match for my men."
"I understand the situation, leave the rest to me."
"You certainly have talent, but you must learn control."
"Sol, your sin is beyond the grace of god."
"Regardless of the outcome, we can still shake hands afterwards. I'd like to keep that kind of relationship."
"You're asking me if I held back? True, it wasn't my best effort. That's the least any man would do."
"If you had removed those bonds, it could have gotten ugly. Let's continue to do our best to serve the public!"
"You've gotten much better at controlling your power. Now if only you could hide your wings and your tail...."
"I used to wish I had a copy of myself during hard jobs, but this is ridiculous!"
"Thank you, my lord, for the lesson. Your swordsmanship is outstanding."
"So this is Justice... the commander of all evil. What sorrowful eyes..."
"Your sin is beyond the grace of god!"
"RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!"
"Spare me..."
"Sorry. I don't have time for you."
"So long.... sleep well."
"Give me a break..."
"Bandit REVOLVER!"
"Go to sleep, little boy."
"What's wrong with you? Don't give me that dirty look."
"I'm finished with you. Go away."
"Keep your mouth shut, punk."
"Is that all you've got for me? You're no fun at all."
"That was your last chance. If you get up again you're gonna pay with your life."
"You should know better than to be out wandering around."
"...That thing's pretty nasty."
"Get lost. I'm not a babysitter."
"Sheesh... take it easy from now on, old man."
"Geh. Whatever."
"...? Man, it's out of control."
"GRAND VIPER!"
"You're far too slow..."
"Are all doctors this crazy?"
"And I thought I was holding back."
"You were prepared to lose, weren't you?"
"What, are you bored or something?"
"You let her live? Hah! You're such a boyscout."
"If you don't wanna sing for me, just say so. I'd be happy to beat the sound outta you."
"God? I don't wanna have anything with him."
"...I knew it. See, this is why spoiled brats like you should just stay out of all of this."
"Now you say you're bored? Don't make me laugh."
"Well, at least you've got a strong head."
"Later... Go to sleep."
"Are you satisfied? Now you know your limit."
"Don't mess with the pirates! You don't stand a chance!"
"(Wow, look at those breasts.....) Too bad Johnny doesn't like rough girls!"
"You should know kids like me have breasts."
"Hey, stop treating me like a kid!"
"Holy Zen! Talk about your neighbourhood menace!"