67 quotes found
"Don't have a good day, have a great day."
"I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author."
"[He touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?"
"That building, that's fake! This street, it's fake! That car- [Gets rammed from behind and then bounced off a taxi]"
"[Upon learning the true nature of his reality] IT'S ALL A LIE!"
"[In a montage parodying his daily routine that has him greeting his goldfish every morning] Good morning, Goldie. good morning, Goldie. Good fuckin' morning, Goldie!"
"[In the midst of fighting an enemy, Guy accidentally breaks the guy's arm at the joint and is genuinely freaked out] Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!"
"Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us."
"[Daily routine coffee order] Medium coffee, cream, two sugars."
"[Talking to Guy at his lowest] Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is."
"[About to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore."
"He hits hard. And yet his hands are so soft."
"If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?"
"IPs and sequels; that is the thing that people want."
"[On being told Guy is a non-playable character] I don't care if he's Arnold Schwarz-invader! Terminate him!"
"Catchphrase!"
"[Upon greeting Buddy] FRIENDLY GESTURE."
"There are three things I love in life: Kicking ass, TBD, Third thing here"
"Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child."
"Word of advice: don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City."
"I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die."
"Code: It's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages. I like to think of myself actually as not a code writer, but an author. I just use zeros and ones instead of words."
"Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!"
"[Repeated line] Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday."
"Looks like rain!"
"[Repeated line] Wow, life in the big city! Ain't nothing like it!"
"[Repeated line] Has anyone seen my cats?"
"Here's to Lazarbeam He's true blue he's a piss pot through and through"
"Hey everyone, Dan here, from the diamond minecart and today, I will be having a poo!"
"[Repeated line whenever the bank is being robbed] Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon."
"Everybody down on the ground !"
"[Watches Guy use the Captain America shield] What the shit?"
"I have three words for you; blue. Shirt. Guy."
"Ryan Reynolds as Guy"
"Jodie Comer as Millie / Molotovgirl"
"Lil Rel Howery as Buddy"
"Joe Keery as Keys"
"Utkarsh Ambudkar as Mouser"
"Taika Waititi as Antwan"
"Channing Tatum as Revenjamin Buttons"
"Aaron W Reed as Dude (as Aaron Reed)"
"Britne Oldford as Barista"
"Camille Kostek as Bombshell"
"Mark Lainer as Hostage"
"Mike Devine as Officer Johnny"
"Sophie Levy as Big City Dreamer"
"Vernon Scott as Bank Manager"
"Naheem Garcia as Convenience Store Owner Joe"
"Anabel Graetz as Cat Lady Phyllis"
"Ric Plamenco as Ice Cream Vendor"
"Kenneth Israel as Businessman"
"Michael Malvesti as Newsstand Vendor"
"Colin Allen as Shoe Store Clerk"
"Michael Tow as Rain Man"
"Hugh Jackman as Masked Player in Alley (voice)"
"Dwayne Johnson as Bank Robber #2 (voice)"
"Tina Fey as Vacuuming Mom (voice)"
"John Krasinski as Silhouetted Gamer (voice)"
"Chris Evans as Chris Evans"
"Alex Trebek as Alex Trebek"
"Lara Spencer as Lara Spencer"
"Matty Cardarople as Keith, the 22-Year-Old Gamer"
"Jonathan De Azevedo as Jonathan"
"Destiny deSirène as Art Nerd (as Destiny 'Claymore' McCottrell)"
"Tyler Blevins as Ninja (as Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins)"
"Imane 'Pokimane' Anys as Pokimane (as Imane Anys)"
"Lannan Eacott as Lazarbeam"