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"You want me to play a black slaver? Ain't nothin' lower than the black slaver. A black slaver is lower than the head house nigger, and buddy, that's pretty fuckin' low."
"Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention."
"Django and his friend in gray here, Dr. Schultz, are customers. And they are our guests, Stephen. And you, you old, decrepit bastard, are to show them every hospitality. You understand that?"
"[Showing Django and Schultz a human skull] This is Ben. He's an old joe that lived around here for a long time, and I do mean a long damn time. Old Ben here took care of my daddy and my daddy's daddy. Till he up and keeled over one day, old Ben took care of me. Growin' up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lotta black faces. I spent my whole life here, right here in Candyland, surrounded by black faces. Now seein' 'em every day, day in and day out, I only had one question: why don't they kill us? Now right out there on that porch, three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now, if I was old Ben, I woulda cut my daddy's goddamn throat, an' it wouldn't-a taken me no fifty years of doin' neither. But he never did. Why not? See, the science of phrenology is crucial to understandin' the separation of our two species. [Picking up a hacksaw] And the skull of the African here? The area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or any other sub-human species on planet Earth. [Saws a piece off the back of the skull, brushes it off, and holds it up] If you examine this piece of skull here you'll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now, if I was holdin' the skull of an Issac Newton or a Galileo, these three dimples would be found in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben. And in the skull of old Ben, unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with servility. [To Django] Now bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But if I took this hammer here, and I bashed in your skull with it, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as old Ben."
"HEYYY! [slams hand on glass, shattering it] Now lay your palm FLAT on that tabletop! If you LIFT THOSE PALMS, OFF THAT TURTLE-SHELL TABLETOP, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed-off! There have been A LOT OF LIES, said around this dinner table here tonight, but THAT you can believe!"
"[To slaves that had been chained to Django] Now as to you poor devils. So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One, when I'm gone, you lift that horse off the remaining Speck and carry him to the nearest town, which would be at least thirty seven miles back the way you came. Or two, (throws them keys) you unshackle yourselves, take that rifle over there, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and make your way to a more enlightened part of the country. The choice is yours. (starts to ride off, stops) Oh, and on the off-chance that there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata."
"Do you know what they're going to call you? The "Fastest Gun in the South"."
"[To Django] Your black ass been all them motherfuckers at the big house could talk about for the last few hours. Seem like white folk ain't never had a bright idea in they life is comin' up with all kinds of ways to kill your ass. Now mind you, most of them ideas had to do with fuckin' with your fun parts. Now that may seem like a good idea, but truth is when you snip a nigga's nuts most of 'em bleed out in oh, about seven minutes. Most of 'em. Well, more than most. Then I says, "Shitfire, the niggers we sells to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that!" And they still saying, "Let's whip him to death!" or "Throw him to the mandingos! Feed him to Stonesipher's dogs!" I said "What's so special about that? We do that shit all the time. Hell's bells, the niggers we sells to LeQuint Dickey got it worse than that!" Lo and behold! Out of nowhere, Miss Lara come up with the bright idea of givin' your ass to the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company. And as a slave of the LeQuint Dickey Mining Company, henceforth till the day you die, all day, every day, you will be swingin' a sledgehammer, turnin' big rocks into little rocks. Now when you get there, they gonna take away your name, gi'ya a number and a sledgehammer and say, "Get to work!" One word of sass, they cuts out your tongue. They good at it too. You won't bleed out. Oh, they does that real good! They gonna work yout, all day, every day, till your back give out. Then they gonna hitcha in the head with a hammer, and throw your ass down the nigga hole, and that will be the story of you, Django!"
"[Last words] DJANGO! You uppity son of a--"
"Django... Django... Django... You got sand, Django. Boy's got sand! I got no use for a nigger with sand. I want you to burn a runaway "R" right his cheek, and the girl, too. I want you to take them to the Greenville auction and sell 'em. Both of 'em… separately. And this one… you will sell him cheap."
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of vengeance."
"Once upon a time in the south."
"This Christmas, Django is off the chain."
"The D is silent. Payback won't be."
"Jamie Foxx - Django Freeman"
"Christoph Waltz - Dr. King Schultz"
"Leonardo DiCaprio - Calvin J. Candie"
"Kerry Washington - Brunhilde von Shaft"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Stephen"
"Walton Goggins - Billy Crash"
"Dennis Christopher - Leonide Moguy"
"James Remar - Ace Speck/Butch Pooch"
"David Steen - Mr. Stonecipher"
"Dana Michelle Gourrier - Cora"
"Nichole Galicia - Sheba"
"Laura Cayouette - Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly"
"Ato Essandoh - D'Artagnan"
"Sammi Rotibi - Rodney"
"Escalante Lundy - Big Fred"
"Miriam F. Glover - Betina"
"Don Johnson - Spencer 'Big Daddy' Bennett"
"James Russo - Dicky Speck"
"Tom Wopat - U.S. Marshal Gill Tatum"
"Don Stroud - Sheriff Bill Sharp"
"Bruce Dern - Old Man Carrucan"
"M. C. Gainey - Big John Brittle"
"Cooper Huckabee - Little Raj Brittle"
"Doc Duhame - Ellis Brittle"
"Jonah Hill - Randy"
"Lee Horsley - Sheriff Gus (Snowy Snow)"
"Franco Nero - Amerigo Vessepi"