32 quotes found
"Floor five: Subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics. Floor six: Right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television. Floor seven: The media. Sorry, that floor is all filled up. Floor eight: Escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA."
"Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'll take air conditioning."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"The two most important things are the work you choose and sex."
"Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Ah, bad example."
"The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign"."
"I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you."
"Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."
"Harry Block wrote a bestseller about his best friends. Now, his best friends are about to become his worst enemies."
"Harry Block has written a best seller... about his best friends... he revealed their deepest secrets... and they're not pleased... now Harry Block is going to Hell..."
"Woody Allen - Harry Block"
"Richard Benjamin - Ken - Harry's Character"
"Kirstie Alley - Joan - Harry's former wife"
"Billy Crystal - Larry/Devil - Harry's friend"
"Judy Davis - Lucy"
"Bob Balaban - Richard, friend that dies of a heart attack"
"Elisabeth Shue - Fay, Harry's last girlfriend"
"Tobey Maguire - Harvey Stern - Harry's character"
"Jennifer Garner - Woman in the elevator - Harry's character"
"Paul Giamatti - Prof. Abbott"
"Stanley Tucci - Paul Epstein - Harry's Character"
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Leslie - Harry's Character"
"Mariel Hemingway - Beth Kramer"
"Robin Williams - Mel - Harry's Character"
"Hazelle Goodman - Cookie"
"Eric Bogosian - Burt - Harry's brother in law"
"Demi Moore - Helen - Harry's Character"
"Caroline Aaron - Doris, Harry's sister"
"Eric Lloyd - Hilliard, Harry's son"
"Amy Irving - Jane"
"Viola Harris - Elsie"
"Shifra Lerer - Dolly - Harry's Character"