Count Duckula

"Grateful nothing! We need another portrait in here like this castle needs more cobwebs!"

"I might have been killed!"

"Goosewing,I... Er... I mean... I mean get out!"

"Wow, wowee, wow!"

"I'm gonna be rich! And famous!"

"Igor, you're going over the top,again!"

"I don't believe it.I might have known.Goosewing!"

"Nanny... You're a ninny, nanny!"

"I'll Get It!"

"Cooey! Duckyboos!"

"Oooh, I can see I'm going to have to teach you some manners!"

"You be a brave soldier."

"Ooh dear, now how did THAT happen?"

"Oooh, now then!"

"I'll smack your legs!"

"Straight off to bed and no supper for you!"

"Have you got a clean vest on?"

"Ooh, you have got it on you today!"

"Mr Igor,what have you done to my Duckyboos?"

"Oh, oh no, what's happening?"

"Really Milord, do you think this is wise?"

"Yes Milord, very good Milord."

"Too late again,Dr Von Goosewing."

"But Milord?"

"That's true,sir.But then there's no reflection of you either."

"Chee!! Now, voss izz happening?"

"Duckula, you fiend!"

"Duckula! Your days are numbered! Soon, you monster, you will be no more!"

"Doctor Von Goosewing, greatest wampire hunter in ze vorld!"

"You ain't heard the last of this,you monster!"

"Prepare to breathe your last,you fiend!"

"[Opening narration] Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks: The Counts of Duckula! Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life—by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the Eighth House of Aquarius! The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan..."

"Good night out there! Whatever you are!!"

"Have we witnessed the fall of the house of Duckula? Or is it an improvement on the old place?"

"Duckula: [To Nanny] Has this information penetrated what we laughingly call your BRAIN???"