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"Consider the possibility that the low resolution web video is simply not detailed enough to draw a solid conclusion."
"If you're watching this in the year 2023, and I think you are, George W. Bush has been out of office as U.S. president for 15 years. But, I'll bet there are still people that believe in the Grey."
"But we're not here to profit off reposting the video. We're here to profit off a transformative work of criticism designed to educate, without detracting from the potential market for the original copyrighted work. *clears throat* In my professional opinion, the explanation in the title is wrong."
"But you don't need to make stuff up to get some personal attention. Just leave the computer once in a while, and go hang out with a friend. Better yet, make new ones, like Mr. Flare."
"A studio in Los Angeles is about to desaturate all the greenscreens in the behind-the-scenes footage of their next blockbuster!"
"A recent survey has shown that 76 percent of people who can see color are morons!"
"What do you know, anyway? You're not big on details..."
"I control the animals, the people, and everything else in the universe—even the random stuff."
"You got this, Captain."
"Captain Disillusion has earned a reputation on YouTube for debunking hoaxes and spreading a healthy sense of skepticism while having some of the highest production value on the platform and pretending to be some kind of inter-dimensional superhero."
"Most experts agree that one... is a number, and so, I have done a number of talks like this before, but always "in-character", as the fabled YouTube superhero, Captain Disillusion, debunker of fake viral videos, explainer of visual effects, or sometimes as his adorably nervous intern, Alan."