39 quotes found
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."
"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"
"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."
"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."
"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"
"The Devil is amongst us!"
"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
"What we need is another war!"
"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!"
"Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"
"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"
"Step right up you greebo bastards!"
"Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!"
"Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]"
"Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!"
"Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
"Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!"
"The rot has set in...."
"Gone with the Blood..."
"The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!"
"The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!"
"...and this little zombie stayed at home!"
"Some things won't stay down... even after they die."
"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!"
"You'll laugh yourself sick!"
"Timothy Balme - Lionel Cosgrove"
"Diana Peñalver - Paquita María Sánchez"
"Elizabeth Moody - Vera Cosgrove"
"Ian Watkin - Uncle Les"
"Brenda Kendall - Nurse McTavish"
"Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder (The Fighting Priest)"
"Jed Brophy - Void"
"Murray Keane - Scroat"
"Glenis Levestam - Nora Matheson"
"Lewis Rowe - Albert Matheson"
"Elizabeth Mullane - Rita"
"Harry Sinclair - Roger"