35 quotes found
"Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry."
"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"
"I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run!"
"Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!"
"The headshot's the only true stopper."
"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"
"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"
"Eat lead sucker!"
"I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]"
"I'm born again!"
"[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there."
"The bastards have landed!"
"[after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses."
"That's the end of those weekend cowboys!"
"I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!"
"Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!"
"I think the gruel is ready!"
"The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes."
"[after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!"
"Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys."
"Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!"
"Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!"
"Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!"
"One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
"Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!"
"Crumb's Crunchy Delights."
"Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers"
"Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien"
"Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien"
"Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien"
"Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Jackson - Derek/Robert"
"Doug Wren - Lord Crumb"
"Dean Lawrie - Lord Crumb SPFX Double/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Vere-Jones - Lord Crumb's Voice"