12 quotes found
"[as the Tri-Star advertisement music begins playing, a stallion galloping onto the screen towards the Tri-Star logo] Easy boy, steady. [the stallion sprouts wings and leaps and flies over the Tri-Star logo] Wait? Whoa! Fuckin' wings? What's goin' on? [loud crashes, bangs, pots and pans hitting the floor than coming to a silence] Fuckin' white horse!"
"[last line (after credits)] Don't ever call my friend a "shithead" again, OK?"
"One is a professional. The other is pathological."
"Meet two big liars."
"One lies for fun. The other lies for money. Now that's teamwork."
"Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash"
"Gene Wilder - George / Abe Fielding"
"Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine / Mimi Kravitz"
"Stephen Lang - Rupert Dibbs"
"Vanessa Williams - Gloria"
"Vincent Schiavelli - Dentist"
"Craig Richard Nelson - Walt"