Afroman

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"I met a woman in the heart of Australia; had a big butt and big titties too. So, I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo!"

- Afroman

• 0 likes• Australia• Women from Australia•
"I was gonna clean my room, until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high My room is still messed up, and I know why: 'Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high."

- Afroman

• 0 likes• Rappers from the United States• Singers from the United States• Guitarists from the United States• Bassists• Drummers from the United States•
"The warrant said narcotics and kidnapping The warrant said narcotics and kidnapping Are you kidding? I make my money rapping Why does the warrant say narcotics — well, I know narcotics. But why kidnapping?"