21 quotes found
"Aal izz well."
"[Rancho mimicking Virus] Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg) like the gangu bird..."
"[To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch. Books, sir."
"Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai aur main Jag jata hoon."
"Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse behtar jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain.."
"Ehh, Phunsukh Wangdu."
"Fullll connection hai baba..."
"Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon."
"Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo"
"Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai."
"Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi"
"Abba nahi mane gye [crying face]"
"Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chatur) will follow, pants down!""
"[narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure."
"Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!""
"Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!"
"Atayees (28) ki hogayi hai Kammo, Maruti 800 mangtay hain Dahej main, aray tu padhega likhega nahi to shadi kaisi hogi iski,"
"(Bhindi lenge) pata hai tujhe, bhindi barah rupay kilo ho gayi hai aur gobi dass ki, loot machi hai saray desh mai. ...."
"(Paneer lenge)...Paneer to beta kuch dinou mai itti itti thailiyoun mai Sonaar ki dukan pay bikegi...."
"Inki Eczema ki cream bhi ab pachpan (55) rupay ki aati hai."
"Ajeeb desh hai hamarA. Pijja 30 minute may aane ki guarantee hai."