"[to Emily] Pardon me, but did I see you in Rebecca?"

"FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DIE LAUGHING!"

"Something NEW from BUD and LOU!"

"Bud Abbott — Cuthbert Greenway / Dr. Ralph Greenway"

"Lou Costello — Horatio Prim"

"Marjorie Reynolds — Melody Allen"

"I hope you die! I hope you die soon! I'll be waiting for you to die!"

"I was lonely when I was young. Not in the way people usually mean. I was lonely for all the things I wasn't gonna get."

"Maybe it's easy for the dying to be honest. I'm sick of you, sick of this house, sick of my unhappy life with you. I'…"

"I'll tell you what you could do if you went away, Zan: if you could find some place where they pay wages for talkin' …"