"Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?"

"I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you…"

"[to JJ] By the way, there is no "Andre" in Boheme; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely pl…"

"I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth."

"You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYB…"

"Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in th…"

"All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that …"

"I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!"

"Meg Ryan - Kate McKay"

"Hugh Jackman - Leopold"