"[looking at an art installation of a rocking chair with two sharp blades on the seat] "Make yourself comfortable"? 's that supposed to be funny? [turns around] Oh! Hello. Y'alright? Don't mind me, just being nosy. What d'you reckon, eh? Huh. I'm, eh, I'm working tonight. I'm a- I'm a chaperone. I don't know good art from a good fart, me! HA HA! Yeah, 'in't it? I'm Neil. I'm assisting one of the guests when they arrive. Not you, is it? Visually impaired? Heh heh. 'appen that's a good thing in 'ere, what do you reckon? You seen state of this thing? What's all that about, eh? [is pushed onto the chair, impaling him] AH! Oh...spilt me Ritz..."