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"A studio in Los Angeles is about to desaturate all the greenscreens in the behind-the-scenes footage of their next bl…"

"A recent survey has shown that 76 percent of people who can see color are morons!"

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"I control the animals, the people, and everything else in the universe—even the random stuff."

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"Captain Disillusion has earned a reputation on YouTube for debunking hoaxes and spreading a healthy sense of skeptici…"

"Most experts agree that one... is a number, and so, I have done a number of talks like this before, but always "in-ch…"