"And you better get some laughs this time, or you'll be collecting unemployment insurance."

"Sammy Petrillo: This looks like Death not only took a holiday, but he got a hangover from taking it."

"Duke Mitchell: Don't mind my friend. He has a one-syllable brain."

"A horror film that will stiffen you with laughter!"

"Brooklyn Chumps Become Island Monkeys In a Jungle Full of Laffs!"

"Bela Lugosi — Dr. Zabor"

"Sammy Petrillo — Himself"

"Charlita — Nona"

"It don't seem fair. Look at my mom: six of us in two rooms. It's all right if you're rich, but if you can't feed them…"

"Imelda Staunton - Vera Drake"